
Escape to Iowa: Uncover the Hidden Gem of Carroll's Super 8!
Escape the Ordinary (and Maybe Iowa): A Deep Dive into Carroll's Super 8 (and My Sanity)
Okay, buckle up Buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind… adventure… at the Super 8 in Carroll, Iowa. Let me be clear: this isn't a luxe resort. This isn't a five-star experience. This is… Iowa. But honestly? After the week I've had, "Iowa" sounded like a goddamn siren song. And surprisingly, this Super 8, though not without its quirks, actually delivered a few pleasant surprises. Let's break it down, shall we? My sanity (and your patience) is on the line.
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First Impressions and the Great Wifi Heist:
Arriving, well, it felt like arriving. The exterior corridor design had a very… road trip vibe. I'm pretty sure I saw a tumbleweed blow past, but maybe I dreamt it? The sign said "Welcome," and honestly, after the week I'd had, they were welcoming. Finding parking was a breeze (car park [free of charge] – CHECK!), which is a small victory in my book.
Immediately, I was on the lookout for the Wi-Fi. "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" the website screamed. Hallelujah! I need that Wi-Fi. Like, need it to survive. Turns out, their 'free wifi' was actually pretty decent. I’d give it an 8/10. And yes, there was internet access – [LAN], but let's be real, who's lugging around a LAN cable in 2024? Thank GOD for the [Wi-Fi free] that was actually free.
(Accessibility: Important Stuff, I Swear)
Now, I didn't need it personally, but I always pay attention to accessibility. Because, you know, everyone should be able to enjoy a getaway, even if it's just a Super 8 in the middle of Iowa. They DO have [Facilities for disabled guests] and an [Elevator]. I didn't see any specific wheelchair-accessible rooms, but I'd recommend calling and checking beforehand if you need them. It's the responsible thing to do. They could probably improve in this section.
Cleanliness and the Sanitization Tango:
Okay, this is a biggie. Post-pandemic, cleanliness is EVERYTHING. I'm a germaphobe in disguise, and I was pleasantly surprised. They were practicing [Anti-viral cleaning products] which, like, score! And according to the website, they do [Daily disinfection in common areas] and [Rooms sanitized between stays]. Did I see someone scrubbing a toilet myself? No, I didn’t. But it felt clean, which is half the battle. They're also making use of [Hand sanitizer], which is nice. They seem to be taking this all seriously.
(My Chaotic Room…and the Quest for the Perfect Cup of Coffee)
My room… well, it was a room. [Non-smoking], thankfully. The [Air Conditioning] worked like a charm (essential in Iowa in summer, trust me). I appreciated the [Blackout curtains]. I immediately checked for the essentials: [Coffee/tea maker], [Complimentary tea], and, most importantly, the [Coffee]. It was…standard Super 8 coffee. But you know what? After a day of driving, it tasted like ambrosia. They also have a [Refrigerator] which is AMAZING.
The [Bathroom] was…functional. [Towels] were provided. I managed to shower with no issues. And the [Bathtub], well…it was there. I'm not sure I was brave enough to test it out.
Things to Do (or, the Quest for Entertainment in Carroll):
This is Iowa. You're not exactly stumbling into a vibrant nightlife. But hey, that's kind of the point, right? I was looking for chill. The hotel itself… well, it doesn’t exactly scream "activities." I think there was a [Fitness center] but honestly, I was more interested in collapsing on the bed. They lack the [Spa][Steamroom], or [Swimming pool], I am glad I did not expect to discover that, honestly. The [Things to do], I would say, were the things to do outside, such as the things to do in Carroll.
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – My Existential Crisis Begins)
They do have a [Breakfast [buffet]], which is…what you'd expect. Standard continental fare. [Coffee/tea in restaurant]. It's fine. It's carb-heavy. It'll get you through to lunchtime. There's no [Asian cuisine in restaurant] or [International cuisine in restaurant], but you weren't expecting that, were you? They did have [Coffee shop], which was right in the hotel, which was nice.
There's no [Poolside bar], no [Happy hour], and definitely zero [Desserts in restaurant]. So, don't get your hopes up for Michelin-star dining. You’re in the heartland, people!
(The Good, The Bad, and the… Super 8-ness of It All)
- The Good: Free parking. Decent Wi-Fi. Clean rooms. Friendly staff (shoutout to the cheerful woman at the front desk! You made my day!). Reasonable price.
- The Bad: The breakfast buffet is a little…meh. No real amenities. Iowa (kidding, mostly).
- The Super 8-ness: Exactly what you'd expect from a Super 8. No more, no less. Reliable, not remarkable.
The Emotional Verdict:
Look, I went in looking for a place to crash, and a place to breathe. And you know what? The Carroll Super 8 delivered. It wasn't glamorous. It wasn't life-changing. But it was clean, comfortable, and affordable. You won't be writing home about it. But after the past week, it was, for me, a small slice of sanity. They even have a [Smoking area]. I would say, it's worth the stay.
Overall:
If you're looking for a budget-friendly stay in Carroll, and you're not expecting the Four Seasons, this Super 8 is a solid choice. Just adjust your expectations. Embrace the Iowa-ness. And maybe bring your own snacks. Final thought: It's the kind of place where you can just be. And sometimes, that's exactly what you need. (And hey, at least I survived!)
Unveiling the Ritz-Carlton New Orleans: Luxury Redefined
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to embark on a grand adventure… to Carroll, Iowa. And trust me, I’m already questioning my life choices. Super 8 by Wyndham? Carroll? What have I gotten myself into? This is going to be… an experience.
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread in the Heartland
- 1:00 PM: Arrival at Des Moines International Airport (DSM). Okay, first off, Des Moines? Sounds… Midwestern. My last flight was delayed, naturally. Now, racing to the car rental agency. I swear, they try to upsell you on everything. "You need the luxury SUV, sir, the roads are tough." Lady, I'm going to Carroll, not the freaking Amazon! Finally, after a battle of wills, I snag a (probably dented) compact car.
- 2:30 PM: The Drive to Carroll. Initial thoughts: flat. Very, very flat. Fields of… well, let’s call them things. The radio is playing… well, let's just say Iowa’s music tastes are… eclectic. I'm already judging based on the first 45 minutes. Is this… America? I thought America was supposed to be epic mountains and glittering coastlines. It’s just… flat. And slowly I'm already asking some big questions of myself.
- 4:00 PM: Check-in at Super 8. Oh, the place itself. Let's say "basic", a nicer way of saying, the decor hasn't changed since the late 90s, but the staff, while friendly, are a little… reserved. The lady at the front desk looks like my grandma. And the hallways smell vaguely of chlorine and regret. My room is… cleanish. The bedspread is loud. The TV has more static than channels. Sigh.
- 5:00 PM: Unpacking and Soul-Searching. The window looks out onto… a parking lot and another field. I sit on the bed. I think about the grand adventure of the next few days. I have no idea why I decided to come here of all places. Maybe escape. Maybe to face the ennui. Maybe to… I don't know. I’m already feeling adrift in the vast, featureless sea of Iowa. I take a deep breath hoping I can find some adventure or maybe just fun. Then I lay down, with my eyes closed.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at (supposedly) the Best Diner in Town I'm starving. I check the Yelp! reviews for a place called "The Little Diner" and it seems like the place is the place for some good, wholesome food. It turned out to be something else. It was a classic diner setting complete with the checkered floor, a bunch of regulars, and a waitress that was probably older than my parents. The chili was bland, the coffee bitter, and the conversation at the next table about hog prices wasn't exactly gripping. This is my life now! I'm seriously considering buying a lottery ticket – at least something exciting might happen.
Day 2: Agriculture & the Unbearable Lightness of Being (in Carroll)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast (Part 2) at Super 8. The "complimentary breakfast" is a joke. Stale donuts, instant coffee, and apples that look like they’ve been through a war. I grab a bagel (maybe) and some lukewarm coffee, and try to summon some optimism. It's not going to get better.
- 9:00 AM: Ag Industry Tour. This was something I thought about doing. I feel a certain obligation to take in some local culture or industries. I was hoping to see how the sausages were made. The farmer seemed like a nice guy, but he was a bit too enthusiastic about his combine harvester. I nodded and pretended to understand corn yields and silo capacities. I'm pretty sure I just absorbed knowledge and facts I will promptly forget and that will take up space in my brain.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch (and a Meltdown). I'm desperate for something good. I drive around for a while, trying to find something that doesn’t involve deep-fried corn dogs or mayo. The town has a local Mexican restaurant. The food was fine, but by now, I was beginning to feel the effects of this town and my experience so far. I called my best friend and ranted, which helped a little.
- 2:00 PM: The Carroll County Museum (maybe). Okay, I’m not sure how to feel about this. Museums usually aren't my thing, but I feel a need to find some history. This is a gamble. I enter the place and it smells like… old furniture. Displays of farming equipment, pioneer artifacts, and countless smiling photos of people I don’t know. I think I'm going to regret this.
- 4:00 PM: Staring at the Field (cont.) I just sit in the car and stare out at the field. I can’t decide if it’s profoundly boring or strangely beautiful, and I'm not sure I care anymore. Some old lady comes over and asks me what I'm doing. It turns into an hour long conversation. Turns out she was the museum's volunteer for the last 20 years. This is probably the most exciting thing that's happened to me since arriving.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner (Desperation Edition). There are only so many food options. I decide to try the steakhouse. It looks slightly above my current mood. I order a steak (medium-rare, dammit), and it’s… okay. The server is trying to be friendly, even if she looks a little tired. I feel a little better after some food.
Day 3: Departure & Last-Minute Epiphanies (Maybe!)
- 8:00 AM: Packing and the Final Breakfast Battle. I have to get out of here. The complimentary breakfast, just like yesterday's, is a disaster. I skip the coffee, gather my stuff, and decide to check out as soon as possible.
- 9:00 AM: Last Glimpse of "Carroll Charm" Before leaving, I force myself to take one last walk around the town square. It’s a nice day. The sun's out. The people seem… well, harmless? I even find a cute little boutique with some hand-knitted scarves. I get one. Maybe I'll wear it back in the city.
- 10:00 AM: The Long Goodbye. I hand in my keys at the front desk. The lady, says goodbye and wishes me luck. I smile and say goodbye and head for the car. It feels like a weight has been lifted.
- 10:30 AM: Departure. I head out of Carroll, feeling… something. Not exactly "happy," but maybe slightly less… hollow? The drive back to Des Moines is still flat. I feel a sudden urge to buy some fresh corn. Maybe this trip wasn't a complete waste.
- 12:00 PM: Airport Rendezvous. After a slightly chaotic drive to Des Moines, then a series of unfortunate events where I almost missed my flight, I hop onto my plane. I look out the window and wave a fond farewell to the landscape of Iowa, ready to return to my exciting life.
- 1:00 PM: The Aftermath. I'm left with the memories of my adventure, my experiences, and my time. Maybe I'll come back to Iowa. Maybe. But for now, I think I might need a vacation from my vacation.
Okay, so maybe "grand adventure" is stretching it a bit. But hey, at least I survived. And I learned something: even in the middle of nowhere, there's always a story to be found, even if it's just the story of a grumpy traveler trying to find a decent cup of coffee and meaning in their life. Now, someone hand me a stiff drink… and maybe a plane ticket to somewhere drastically different.
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Escape to Iowa: Carroll's Super 8 - Frequently Asked Questions (and My Unsolicited Opinions!)
Is Carroll, Iowa really a "hidden gem"? Should I even bother going?
What's the Super 8 like? Be honest! (And please, tell me about the smells...)
Is the breakfast any good? I’m a breakfast person!
Tell me about the indoor pool! Is it as… *rustic* as I imagine?
Are there any decent restaurants nearby? I don't want to eat fast food the whole time.
Anything else I should know before I go? Any insider tips?


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