Unbelievable Hotel Deals: Super 8 High Level, AB - Book Now!
Unbelievable Hotel Deals: Super 8 High Level, AB - A Review Worth Reading (Maybe?)
Alright, alright, let's dive into this Super 8 in High Level, Alberta. "Unbelievable Hotel Deals," they boast. Well, let's see if that's the truth or just some marketing hot air. Buckle up, buttercups, because this isn’t going to be your typical dry-as-dust hotel review. This is life, baby! Or, at least, a night in a Super 8, which is probably close enough.
Accessibility: (Let’s Get This Straight Right Away)
Okay, good start. They have "Facilities for disabled guests" listed. That’s kinda vague, isn't it? I hope it means ramps and accessible rooms and not just a vague promise of “we’ll try our best!” Let's be real, with all these hotels I’ve stayed in, the accessibility thing always gives me the jitters at first. You cross your fingers.
On-site Accessible Restaurants / Lounges: …crickets
Hmm. Nothing. Crickets. This doesn’t bode well for anyone who uses a wheelchair and wants a quick bite. Probably best to call ahead and double-check before you roll in. Maybe they have something but just haven’t listed it. One can dream, right?
Wheelchair Accessible: Still Questionable
See above. Fingers crossed! I'm going to assume some level of accessibility… but verify. It's always better to be safe than awkwardly stuck in a revolving door.
Internet Access, Internet [LAN], Internet Services: (Hallelujah!)
Right, the internet. We live in the internet age, and the ability to connect is just essential. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms is listed, and that’s a HUGE plus. No more awkwardly tethering your phone to your aging laptop because you're too cheap to pay for the hotel's premium Wi-Fi. I saw the listing for Internet [LAN], which I assume means wired access in some rooms, though again, verify. They also list some "Internet Services" which sounds promising. Maybe they have a business center…
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: (Yes, Yes, Yes!)
Okay, I'm repeating myself, but this deserves its own paragraph! Free Wi-Fi is a must. I need to check my emails, watch Netflix (don’t judge!), and generally survive in the modern world. Bless the internet gods.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: (The Really Unbelievable Part?)
Okay, this is where things get interesting… or, potentially, a little sad. They list a whole bunch of spa-like things. But then… no spa. No sauna. No steamroom. They list a "Fitness center." Yay? A "Pool with view." Hmm. Okay, now I'm intrigued. A pool with a view in High Level, Alberta? Is this some hidden gem? Or a typo and the view is of a parking lot? I need to know! I NEED TO SWIM! And maybe soak in a sauna to sweat out all the stress of… well, everything.
The actual things listed are a Body wrap and Body scrub so… let's assume they're offering these services. Okay, I can roll with that. It'll depend on the price point. As fun as a body scrub sounds, I’m not made of money.
Cleanliness and safety: (The Now-Crucial Category)
Post-pandemic, this is the big one. Anti-viral cleaning products: Good. A Cashless payment service – convenient, but not a requirement. Daily disinfection in common areas: Excellent. Staff who are trained in safety protocol: A good sign. And I'm really glad to see "Rooms sanitized between stays." This is the base level of expectation, and I'm glad they're advertising it. The "Sanitized kitchen and tableware items" is also a must. I don't want to eat off dirty plates! They have a Doctor/nurse on call and a first aid kit. Always good to know.
A Rant About Breakfast (And More) I always pick a hotel with free breakfast, right? Well, let's get specific on what they are offering. They describe Breakfast [buffet] and Buffet in Restaurant. Okay. It's breakfast at the Super 8, so, probably waffles and pastries and powdered eggs. But the fact that they also list "Breakfast takeaway service" sounds good in theory. Also, Breakfast in room. That's a nice touch! They also list Asian and Western cuisine, but I would expect a basic breakfast. It's probably all the same stuff, just some kind of bacon, eggs, cereal, and pastry. That's the usual suspects. Also the listing is also a "Coffee shop." which is nice. Hopefully, the coffee is as strong as I need it to be in the morning.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Fueling the Journey)
They've got a Bar, which is a plus. A Poolside bar if the pool is indeed a thing…and has a view. A Restaurants. Again, this is all in the range of expectation. They are listed with Happy Hour and Happy Hour. This is all basic stuff. The bar needs to have a happy hour.
Services and Conveniences: (The Little Things That Matter)
Air conditioning in public area: Good. Elevator: Essential. Facilities for disabled guests: Again, vague, but something. Luggage storage: Useful. Daily housekeeping: Necessary. Cash withdrawal: Convenient. Laundry service: Always a lifesaver. Okay, this list is pretty good. It's all the things you expect. Getting Around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], and the ever-present, but oh-so-necessary Taxi service. Fine.
For the Kids: (Are We Bringing the Little People?)
This is a tricky one, but at least they're saying they are Family/child friendly. I'm travelling alone, so I don't need this. It doesn't say what kids' facilities exist. They are definitely not going to be things like a pool slide (I'm guessing).
Available in all Rooms: (What's Inside?)
Okay, here we go! The nitty-gritty!
- Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, and Blackout curtains - Yep, all good things!
- Bathroom phone: This is a bit old-school, but hey, if you need to call down for more towels, I guess that's useful.
- Bathtub, Bedside reading light, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea: Alright, now it's getting cozy. The tea is a nice touch.
- Desk, Extra long bed, and Hair dryer: All pretty standard, but important.
- In-room safe box - Excellent. Gotta keep your goodies safe. Including my passport for sure.
- Internet access – wireless, and Internet access – LAN Very good.
- Ironing facilities: Another must. Nobody wants to show up for a meeting looking like a crumpled mess.
- Mini bar: A mini-bar can be a blessing or a curse.
- Non-smoking: Of course.
- On-demand movies: Score! It is 2024, but I hope they have something good!
- Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, and Safety/security feature: Again, all good.
- Satellite/cable channels: Always a useful thing.
- Separate shower/bathtub, and Shower: Always good!
- Slippers: Classy!
- Smoke detector: Essential!
- Sofa, Soundproofing, and Telephone: Okay. I'm glad for the soundproofing.
- Toiletries, Towels, and Wake-up service: The essentials.
- Wi-Fi [free], The most important thing.
The Verdict (Maybe?)
Look, based on the listings alone, the Super 8 in High Level, AB, seems… okay. It's got the basics. Free Wi-Fi? Check. Air conditioning? Check. Relatively clean? Probably check. The real test will be in the execution. Is the "pool with a view" a reality? Is the breakfast edible? Is the staff friendly? Is the "Unbelievable Hotel Deal” truly “unbelievable," or, you know, just a regular deal? I'd be prepared for an "okay" experience, with the potential for a pleasant surprise. If the view from the pool is amazing, I might even write a follow-up! But for now, consider this a cautious, slightly sarcastic, but ultimately hopeful thumbs-up. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go pack my inflatable unicorn for that potential pool.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to unravel a trip to the shimmering jewel of… High Level, Alberta. Specifically, the Super 8. Don't expect Michelin stars, expect… well, let's see what we get. Buckle up, because this is gonna be less "smooth sailing" and more "slightly-unstable canoe on a river of questionable coffee."
High Level, AB: Super 8 & Seriously Questionable Decisions (A Travel Diary - AKA, My Sanity on the Line)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Motel Room Hunt (It's a Quest, People!)
- 1:00 PM: ARRIVAL. Landed. Jetlagged. Smelling vaguely of airplane pretzels and existential dread. My first impression of High Level? A whole lotta sky. And fields. Lots and lots of fields. Good. I need space to process.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in at the Super 8. Okay, so far so good. The front desk lady (bless her heart, she looked like she'd seen a few things) was… enthusiastic. "WELCOME TO HIGH LEVEL!" she practically bellowed. Okay, point taken. I am here.
- 2:00 PM: The Room Reveal. Oh. My. God. It’s… perfectly functional! But let’s be honest: the décor screams "1998, and we’re never updating." Smells faintly of disinfectant and… I'm not sure what else. Probably the ghosts of a thousand business trips. I'm unpacking. I'm putting my stuff literally everywhere. The lamp's askew. The remote control has a mind of its own. The bedspread? It’s aggressively floral. I might actually like it. I'm already starting to feel like I'm back in the 90s.
- 3:00 PM: The Great Coffee Crisis. The coffee in the lobby? Instant. Of course, it's instant. And it's… well, let's call it "fuel for the soul, or at least the next two hours". I'm pretty sure it's the same coffee they serve in the holding cell at the airport.
- 4:00 PM: Reconnaissance Mission: The Town is Born. I drove into town. Population? A mystery. The streets were quiet. The wind was howling. I saw a Tim Hortons. A sign. A beacon of hope. I needed a donut, stat.
- 4:30 PM: Tim Hortons Triumph. A double-double and a Boston Cream. Civilization! The Boston Cream was slightly stale, but I'm not complaining. It’s the first time I've felt any sense of normalcy.
Day 2: Nature's Calling (and So is the Wi-Fi)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast Battle. Free continental breakfast at the Super 8! The offerings? Sugary cereal, questionable muffins, and instant oatmeal. I went with the oatmeal, because, fiber. It was like chewing cardboard mixed with sadness. On the bright side, the coffee was the same! Reliable, if nothing else.
- 8:00 AM: The Call of the Wild (or, at Least, a Path) I decided, amidst the chaos, that I wanted to be a part of the landscape. I found what looked like a hiking path. It was… rustic. And by "rustic," I mean "slightly overgrown and I’m fairly sure a bear could be around any corner." I walked for 40 minutes and saw absolutely nothing. Not a thing. Just the sound of the wind and the vague feeling of being watched. Possibly by a flock of disgruntled crows.
- 9:00 AM: Back to the Super 8. I'm still alive. Which is good. The Wi-Fi, on the other hand, is dying a slow, painful death. Every time I try to upload a photo, it's like watching the Titanic sink.
- 10:00 AM: The Big Question: Where to Eat? I spent an hour scouring the internet. High Level doesn't exactly have a thriving culinary scene, let's say. Steak and lobster, maybe?
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. The only restaurant I found was "The Big Burger." Okay, I'm in. I love burgers. I'm starving. Let's do this.
- 12:30 PM: The Big Burger. I'm not going to lie, The Big Burger was HUGE. It’s a monument to meat and cheese. It was glorious, juicy, messy. I had to unbutton my jeans. I ate the whole damn thing. With fries and a chocolate shake. I have no regrets.
- 1:30 PM: Naps. I slept. Hard. I am a new person.
Day 3: The Long Road (and Maybe a Little Tears)
- 7:00 AM: Another Breakfast. The oatmeal is calling. I'm ignoring it. I'm going for the fruit. It's been in a state of preservation for a long time.
- 8:00 AM: Check Out. Goodbye, Super 8. It was… an experience. Did I love it? No. Did I hate it? Also, no. It was just… there. And sometimes, that's enough.
- 9:00 AM: On the Road Again! I'm driving out of High Level. I'm looking in the distance. The sky is still huge. The fields are still vast. And I have no idea where I'm going, but I'm going.
- 10:00 AM: A Quick Stop. I filled up the gas. I bought some snacks. I bought a map. Maybe. I don't need a map, I just follow the road. My soul feels a little bit lighter.
- 11:00 AM: Reflection. High Level was… unexpected. It wasn't glamorous. It wasn't perfect. It was kind of rough around the edges. But beneath the slightly-worn veneer, there was a charm. A rugged beauty. And I'm glad I went.
- 12:00 PM: I'm gone. Goodbye.
Is it *really* "unbelievable"? Because I'm skeptical. And by skeptical, I mean I've been burned before...
Okay, so what can I *actually* expect from a Super 8 in High Level, Alberta? Let's get down to brass tacks.
Breakfast. Tell me about the breakfast. This is very, very important.
What if there's an issue? Like, say, the air conditioning is broken, or... uh... something *worse* happens? What's the deal with customer service?
I'm a light sleeper. Sound is a MAJOR issue for me. What are my chances of getting any sleep whatsoever?
Okay, booking "now." What should I actually be doing?
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