Escape to Seattle: Lynnwood's Best-Kept Secret Hotel!
Escape to Seattle: Lynnwood's Best-Kept Secret Hotel?! (Or Maybe Just Trying to Be) - A Brutally Honest Review
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause I just spent a weekend at "Escape to Seattle" in Lynnwood, Washington, and let me tell you, it was a ride. The marketing made it sound like a hidden gem, a secret escape from the hustle and bustle. Secret? Maybe. Gem? Well, let's peel back the layers, shall we? I’m not gonna lie, this will be a long one, because I’ve got opinions. And I’m giving you the full picture, warts and all.
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Accessibility: The Good, The Needs Improvement, The Awkward
Okay, let's start with the very relevant stuff. Accessibility is HUGE! It's not just a nice-to-have; it's a right. And, kudos to them, "Escape to Seattle" seems to have made an effort. Wheelchair accessible is checked, and they've got a functional elevator. They mention facilities for disabled guests but… I didn't personally test the specifics. I'd recommend calling ahead for anyone relying on those, and making sure the room fits your needs.
Rooms: The rooms were spacious enough to maneuver around if you have mobility concerns; the rooms are equipped with bathtub, separate shower/bathtub to ensure a variety of preferences, and there's the extra long bed to rest to your heart's content.
Internet access: They nail this one! The hotel offers Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, and, bless the Wi-Fi gods, free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it's actually reliable. (More on that later, when I get to my rant about the "technical difficulties" I experienced).
Cleanliness and Safety: A Mixed Bag
This is where things get… interesting. Let's be real, in the age of pandemics, cleanliness is PARAMOUNT. Let’s give them credit: they have Hand sanitizer dispensers everywhere. But, here's the thing. "Escape to Seattle" says they use Anti-viral cleaning products, do Daily disinfection in common areas, and have Rooms sanitized between stays. But…how do I know? There's no "Oh, hey, here’s the official certificate of sanitization." It’s all kinda based on trust.
Cashless payment service, and Safe dining setup are a plus, which is essential. Staff trained in safety protocol is a definite plus. The hotel room had a Smoke detector and fire extinguisher, which is the bare minimum in my book, but worth mentioning.
The room sanitization opt-out available is a good touch for those of us who are super-concerned about these things. The focus on hygiene gives me a lot of room to breathe. The hotel's dedication to professional-grade sanitizing services is a relief because it makes the experience a whole lot more reassuring.
My Personal Experience: I took my own Lysol wipes with me (because your girl's paranoid), and I did wipe down a few surfaces. The room looked clean, but that's not always the same as being clean. I do think that this is something where showing is better than telling.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food… and Slightly Less Glorious Food
Okay, this is where things kinda fell apart, in my humble opinion. The hotel advertises a bunch of options. They had Restaurants with Asian cuisine in restaurant (and a vegetarian option!), which sounds appealing. They also touted Breakfast [buffet], and Breakfast service.
My Experience: The buffet… let’s just say it wasn’t exactly Michelin-star material. It was adequate. The usual suspects: scrambled eggs that were a touch rubbery, some questionable-looking sausages, toast, some fruit… It was edible, technically. This is an area where they could seriously up their game.
They also offered Room service [24-hour], a big plus. I tried it. The burger I ordered tasted like it had been sitting under a heat lamp for an hour. My advice? Order the coffee. It was decent.
The Poolside bar was cute, but the drinks were overpriced and, honestly, not that well-made. And I'm not even that picky!
They also offered a Coffee shop, which came in handy. The Snack bar was okay for grabbing a quick bite, but nothing special. Happy hour prices were good on the beers, at least.
Things to note: They did have Alternative meal arrangement. They also had Bottled water at least, so you didn't have to drink the tap water.
Ways to Relax (Or Try To): A Little Bit of Everything
Right, the "Escape" part of "Escape to Seattle"! Let’s see how well they deliver here. Well, apparently they've got a Fitness center with Gym/fitness and a Swimming pool which is outdoor.
Spa/sauna is in the package, they had a Sauna, Steamroom, and even a Foot bath which is pretty interesting.
Pool with view, but unfortunately, I didn't get the chance to enjoy this part.
My Experience: I did hit the gym. It was small, but it had the basics - treadmills, a few weights, and it was clean. The sauna and steam room… yeah, they were there. I didn't feel compelled to use either. The pool? It looked okay.
Rooms: The Nitty Gritty - The Room That Wasn't Really a Room
Let's talk about the heart of the matter: the room itself. They mention all the usual amenities: Air conditioning, a Desk, a Coffee/tea maker, a Refrigerator, a Safe box, a Sofa, and a Private bathroom. Plus, the usual Hair dryer and Ironing facilities and bathrobes…
My Experience: Okay, this is a BIG one. The room I was in was… fine. It had a window that opens, which is always good. I liked the blackout curtains (crucial for sleeping in). The bed was comfortable. But the TV was ancient, and the channels were limited. And I had constant Internet access – wireless problems! They provided free Wi-Fi, but it kept cutting out. I called the front desk, and they said they'd "reset the router" (which, let's be honest, is the IT equivalent of "did you turn it off and on again?"). It didn't work. I ended up using my phone’s hotspot. That was annoying.
The bathroom was okay, but the water pressure in the shower was abysmal. And the toiletries? Cheap.
The Verdict: The room felt a bit dated. It wasn't terrible, but it definitely didn't live up to the "luxury" vibe the website hinted at.
Services and Conveniences: The Small Luxuries (Or Lack Thereof)
They offer quite a few services, on paper. Daily housekeeping (thank god!), Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Luggage storage, and a concierge (which, let’s be honest, I didn’t use). They also have a Convenience store to pick up your essentials.
My Experience: Housekeeping was friendly and efficient. The Daily housekeeping person was great. I did not use the other services, so I can’t comment.
They have a Cash withdrawal option, which is smart, and a Car park [free of charge], which is always a plus. They also mention a Taxi service and Airport transfer, if you're flying in.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly? Maybe.
They say they're Family/child friendly and offer Babysitting service, and Kids meal.
My Experience: I traveled solo, so I can't really speak to this, but I did seem to be seeing a bunch of families. The pool is a definite plus for families.
Getting Around (and Other Tidbits):
Car park [free of charge] is a HUGE win. Car park [on-site] is also good. I appreciated the Bicycle parking.
Airport transfer is available, which is smart for travelers.
The Doorman and the front desk [24-hour] were helpful enough.
**Check-in/out [express]
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a real-life travel log, a beautiful, messy, and probably slightly caffeinated chronicle of my glorious stay at the Extended Stay America Suites in Lynnwood, Washington. Forget those sterile, perfect itineraries. This is the raw, the real, the "did I pack enough underwear?!" experience.
Destination: Extended Stay America Suites - Seattle - Lynnwood (WA)
My Vibe: Mostly hopeful. Slightly terrified of hotel coffee.
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (Mostly in the Parking Lot)
1:00 PM: Arrival - The Quest for the Room. Okay, so the GPS was a liar. Turns out, the actual entrance to the Extended Stay wasn't quite where I thought it was. Cue me, sweating in the driver's seat of my beat-up Prius ("Bertha," she's called), muttering about technology and the impending doom of unpacking. Finally found the place. Check-in? Smooth. The clerk (bless her patient soul) probably saw the panic in my eyes when she asked for my ID. "Just a tired travelin' soul heading west!" I squeaked.
1:30 PM: The Room Review – The Good, The Bad, and The Indifferent. The room? Well, it’s…functional. It's got the basics: a bed (praise every higher power!), a mini-fridge (snack sanctuary!), and a kitchenette (potential for disaster, I'm calling it now). The lighting, though? Feels like a dentist's office. And the carpet? Let's just say I'm strategically placing my shoes everywhere. The air conditioning is humming like a hungry mosquito. Ah, the joys of budget travel.
2:00 PM: The Unpacking Debacle. Okay, confession time. I always, always overpack. This means I'm unpacking a suitcase that looks like it could house a small family. Let the Tetris game of wardrobe begin! My emotional state: Mild panic. Am I REALLY going to wear all these jeans? Probably not. Did I forget my electric toothbrush?! (Yes. Yes, I did.)
3:00 PM: The Grocery Store Run - aka "Quest for the Essentials." This is where I met the first test. Real test. I needed sustenance. But first… the parking lot. My god the parking lot. It was a vast expanse of cracked asphalt and the ghosts of forgotten fast food wrappers. Every car felt like a potential hazard. This is where I stumbled across the first quirk; an elderly woman doing Tai Chi next to her minivan. She gave me a knowing nod. I have NO idea what it meant. But hey! Grocery store was successful. Snacks acquired. Survival possible.
5:00 PM: The Great Coffee Experiment. Hotel coffee: the siren song of every budget traveler. The aroma… promises. The taste…an adventure. I brewed a pot. It was…beige. And vaguely tasted of burnt cardboard. Emotional reaction: Disappointment, then a resigned shrug. Will it keep me awake? Probably not. Will it somehow become my friend? Maybe.
Day 2: Seattle Bound (And My Relationship with Traffic)
9:00 AM: Breakfast of Champions… or Cereal of Defeat. The kitchenette is proving its worth! I'm having cereal because I'm too lazy to venture out for actual breakfast. Fueling up for the day! I should probably figure out this whole "Seattle" thing.
10:00 AM: The Seattle Expedition Begins - Or, the Hour I Lost. Seattle is, well, Seattle. I wanted to go to the Space Needle! Took me an hour battling the traffic. I should have known better. My emotional state: Mildly homicidal. The car in front of me was going WAY too slow. And then the rain decided to join the party. The Space Needle was worth it.
1:00 PM: Pike Place Market: Assault on the Senses! Fish-throwing! Coffee-slinging! Tourists bumping into everything! I was in sensory overload. I bought a bouquet of flowers that smelled suspiciously of the fish market. It's all part of the adventure.
3:00 PM: The Great Coffee Debate, Take Two. Found a local coffee shop, 'cause I really needed a caffeine intervention. The hipster barista with the handlebar mustache judged my (lack of) coffee knowledge. The coffee, however, was transcendent. Emotional reaction: Sudden, all-consuming joy. I apologized to the barista for not knowing the difference between a double shot latte and a macchiato. He just snorted. Seattle.
6:00 PM: Dinner (and a near-miss with a seagull). Dinner: A dive bar. A burger. Beer, of course. Attempted to eat the burger outside and nearly had it stolen by a very aggressive seagull. (It was MY burger, darn you!)
9:00 PM: Back to the Extended Stay: The Comfort of Mediocrity. Back in my functional room. Watching bad TV. Reflecting on the day’s adventures. The carpet doesn’t seem so bad. Bed is looking nice. Good night, world.
Day 3: Lynnwood Local & Early Flight Prep
9:00 AM: The Laundry Lament. I'm out of clean socks. Time to brave the hotel laundry. The machine is, of course, broken. The front desk is already hearing my lamenting.
10:00 AM: Exploring the Area: A Quick Quest for Some Essentials. Lynnwood itself seems pretty…quiet. Found a small bookstore. This is my happy place.
1:00 PM: The Packing Predicament. The dread of packing begins. Suddenly, the suitcase seems smaller. The jeans I didn't wear are mocking me. Did I really buy that much stuff?
3:00 PM: The Last Coffee (I Hope). Decided to give the hotel coffee one last chance. Still beige. Still tastes like disappointment. Emotional reaction: Acceptance.
4:00 PM: Final Countdown. Checked out. Left the room tidier than I found it. Said goodbye to Bertha (the car). Goodbye to Seattle!
Epilogue: Reflections from the Plane
This wasn't a perfect trip. Far from it. I got rained on. I drank some terrible coffee. I battled traffic. But…I explored. I ate. I laughed (at the near-seagull incident, mainly). And I survived. The Extended Stay, with its quirky charm and questionable coffee, became my home base. Maybe I'll be back. Maybe next time, I'll pack a better toothbrush. And maybe, just maybe, I'll learn something about "Seattle coffee culture."
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Okay, spill the beans! What's the deal with "Escape to Seattle: Lynnwood's Best-Kept Secret"? Is it REALLY a secret? Because I saw a billboard...
Alright, alright, you got me. Secrets are hard to keep these days when billboards exist. "Secret" is a bit… dramatic. Let's just say it's *relatively* unknown, compared to the big chains. Think of it more as a cozy, off-the-beaten-path kind of place. No, you won't bump into Brad Pitt lounging by the pool (probably). But! You *might* overhear a local chatting about the best clam chowder in town, which, honestly, is way more interesting. The "Escape" part? That's on you. It's supposed to be a mini-vacation, a break from the mundane. So, yes, I guess it *is* a bit of a secret. Just a slightly leaky one.
Lynnwood? Isn't that... a bit out there? Are you, like, *stuck* in Lynnwood?
Okay, alright, Lynnwood. Look, I'm from Seattle proper, so I get the initial eyeroll. But here's the thing: Lynnwood has its charms. Plus, it's super convenient for heading out of town to places like the San Juan Islands or heading *into* town for Mariners games. Traffic can be a beast, but it's worth it for the peace and quiet. And, look, I *needed* a break from the downtown hustle. I’m talking constant car horns, overpriced lattes, and the general feeling of being perpetually overwhelmed. Lynnwood, for me, was a breath of fresh air. Am I completely embracing the Lynnwood lifestyle? Maybe not. But it's definitely a solid base camp.
What's the most *memorable* thing about this hotel? Spill the tea! (Because, let's be real, a good hotel needs good tea.)
Okay, this is where it gets... real. The *most* memorable? Ugh. It's not the room service (mediocre, honestly). It's not the perfectly manicured landscaping (slightly overgrown, if I'm honest). It's the *bed*. Specifically, the bed in Room 312. Let me paint you a picture: I'd had a truly *brutal* day. Travel delays, missed connections, the whole shebang. I was a walking, talking disaster area. And then... *that bed*. It was like sinking into a cloud made of marshmallows and forgiveness. I swear, I slept for twelve hours straight. Woke up feeling like a different human. Seriously. I remember thinking "Wow, this bed is AMAZING."
Is it family-friendly? Because my kids are... well, let's just say they're "enthusiastic."
Family-friendly? Hmm. They *say* yes. They *have* a pool. It's not exactly the Ritz-Carlton pool, but it's a pool. And I did see a family with kids happily splashing around. But... the vibe is definitely more geared toward a quiet weekend getaway. If your kids are the kind who need constant entertainment and are likely to leave a trail of chaos, maybe consider a different option. Then again, sometimes the best thing is to just go for it, embrace the chaos, and hope the other guests are understanding!
What about food? Is there a decent restaurant nearby, or am I doomed to fast food purgatory?
Okay, let's talk food. This is important. The hotel restaurant isn't spectacular. Fine, I'll say it: it's a bit beige. However! Lynnwood has a surprisingly good food scene. Seriously. Don't judge a book by its cover, or a city by its reputation. There's a fantastic Italian place a short drive away (I HIGHLY recommend the pasta). And there's a little cafe with the BEST coffee I've had in ages. Okay, I can't remember the names right now because I'm trying to remember the name of the weirdly amazing sushi place I went to. But I'll find them. I'll update this! *Deep breath* Google is your friend, people. But trust me, you won't starve. And, more importantly, you won't be stuck with the hotel's lukewarm buffet breakfast.
What's the *worst* thing about this hotel? Be honest!
Okay, honesty time. The *worst* thing? Hmm... The parking situation can be a bit of a free-for-all. I mean, it's not awful, but it's not luxurious valet service, either. And the internet was a bit patchy at times. Also, the decor? Let's just say it leans towards "classic hotel." Think beige. Lots and lots of beige. It’s not exactly Instagrammable. But look, no place is perfect. And honestly, the bed in 312 more than makes up for any shortcomings. It's like they poured all their budget into one glorious, fluffy, cloud-like sanctuary.
Anything else I should know? Like, secret insider tips? Spill the beans!
Okay, here's a secret: Ask for a room NOT facing the highway. Trust me. Noise. Secondly... pack earplugs. Not just for traffic. Sometimes the guests in the hallways can be a bit... chatty. Finally, explore! Lynnwood might surprise you. Go for a walk in the local park, find a hidden gem of a restaurant. The "Escape" is less about the hotel itself, and more about *your* willingness to find it. Don't arrive with preconceptions. Go with an open mind. And for the love of all that is holy, check out that pasta place I mentioned... it's actually *life-changing*. Actually, forget everything else I said. Just go eat the pasta.
Should I really go? Is it worth it?
Look, I'm not going to promise you a transformational experience. It's a hotel in Lynnwood. But, yeah, I'd say it's worth it. Especially if you're looking for a quiet escape, a good night's sleep (seriously, that bed!), and a chance to decompress without the usual Seattle chaos. Just go in with realistic expectations, pack your earplugs, and maybe bring a good book. Actually, scratch that. Go with no expectations, and that pasta place. You'll figure it out. Trust me. I mean, probably (mostly) trust me.
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