Unbelievable Bath Getaway: Super 8 Wyndham Hotel Review!
Unbelievable Bath Getaway: Super 8 Wyndham Hotel Review! (Prepare for Rambles!)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I just stumbled out of a Super 8 Wyndham, and let me tell you… it was an experience. More on that later. First, let's get the SEO stuff out of the way, so the algorithm gods and goddesses can find this masterpiece:
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So, I needed a getaway. Seriously needed it. Stress levels were higher than the complimentary coffee machine at the Super 8 (which, by the way, was pretty darn good). I was looking for something… affordable. And, crucially, accessible. See, travel's a whole different beast when you're dealing with mobility issues. So, the Super 8 Wyndham popped up. "Wheelchair accessible," it boasted. "Free Wi-Fi!" My prayers were being answered! Or so I thought…
Accessibility – The Make-or-Break Moment (and a Few Bumps Along the Road)
Let's start with the accessibility, because, honestly, that was top of my list. The website said it was accessible. Right. Upon arrival, it was… a mixed bag. The entrance was relatively easy, thankfully, a slight ramp and wide door. The front desk crew were fairly friendly, so that was a nice start.
The room itself… well, it was labeled accessible, but the execution was, shall we say, slightly lacking. The bathroom was spacious enough, but the grab bars felt… a little wobbly? And the showerhead? Oh, the showerhead. Let's just say it looked like it was on loan from the Titanic. I mean, seriously. Okay, I’m getting a little worked up here – it wasn’t that bad, but it definitely wasn't sparkling new. Good thing I brought a little sanitizing wipes and did a quick once-over.
Internet Access – Bless the Wi-Fi Gods!
Now, the Wi-Fi. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the heavens! Because, let’s be real, I can’t survive a day without Netflix and doomscrolling, and my job also requires internet access. Excellent! Thankfully, the Wi-Fi actually worked! I could stream my shows, work, and keep in touch with the world. This was a major win!
Cleanliness & Safety – Sanitizing Shenanigans and a Slight Anxiousness
Okay, this is where it gets interesting. Super 8 Wyndham, like every other hotel nowadays, is touting its "enhanced cleaning protocols". Anti-viral cleaning products, professional-grade sanitizing services, the whole nine yards. I saw staff disinfecting common areas and hand sanitizer was readily available. Did it feel squeaky clean? Not quite. I’m a bit of a germaphobe at the best of times, and while I saw them cleaning, there were still little things that made me a bit… anxious. The hallway carpet could have used a deep clean (pet peeve!), and the elevator buttons… well, let's just say, I strategically bumped them with my elbow more often than not.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Breakfast – Buffet Brain Freeze and Coffee Chaos
Breakfast. Ah, breakfast. The bane of any hotel stay, especially when it's "free" and "buffet-style." This Super 8 had the usual suspects: cereal, sad-looking pastries, instant oatmeal, and (drumroll please…) a waffle maker.
Okay, here’s a confession: I am a sucker for a hotel waffle. I have no shame. I love those little sugary squares. So, I dove in. The batter ran a little slow, with a tiny, but lingering, feeling of "this might be undercooked."
Oh, and the coffee? Well, it was strong! In fact, it was so strong, it could probably raise the dead. Perfect for dealing with the aforementioned lack of sleep. I may have had about four cups, which could explain why I spent the rest of the morning feeling like I was experiencing a mild earthquake.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax – Gym? Spa? Let’s Be Real
Alright, this is where it gets a little… sparse. The Super 8 Wyndham, bless its heart, isn't exactly a luxury resort. There was a fitness center, a tiny little room with a treadmill and a couple of weights. I glanced in, took one look and noped right back to my room. I'm on vacation – I'm not going to work out. I was in a "relax and escape the real world" kind of mood. There was no spa, no pool with a view, no sauna, no steam room… nothing. I mostly just relaxed in my room, watched TV, and enjoyed a stress-free afternoon.
Room Details – The Little Things (and the Rusty Showerhead)
My room? Pretty standard. Bed was comfy enough. The air conditioning worked like a champ. Essential condiments? Check! TV? Check! No complaints there. The view, however, was of the parking lot. Let’s face it, no one goes to a Super 8 for the view. The lighting was decent, the towels were absorbent, and the mini-fridge got my Diet Coke properly cold.
Services and Conveniences – A Few Unexpected Perks
Okay, so, I’m warming up to the Super 8. Daily housekeeping was a definite plus. They did a good job of tidying up! There was a convenience store right next door and that was great for grabbing snacks.
What About the Rest?
Okay, some of the other stuff:
- Pets: Not applicable
- Babysitting Service: Not applicable (thank goodness!)
- Family/Child Friendly: Okay, they are family-friendly!
- For the Kids: There's nothing special, but there are kids' meals at nearby restaurants
- CCTV: Always a bonus!
- Check-in/out [express], [private]: I would have loved that.
- Couple’s room: Don’t know.
- Exterior corridor: Yes.
- Fire extinguisher: Good.
- Front desk [24-hour]: Helpful.
- Hotel chain: Standard.
- Non-smoking rooms: Yes.
- Proposal spot: I don’t think so.
- Room decorations: Basic.
- Safety/security feature: Yes!
- Security [24-hour]: Okay.
- Smoke alarms: Yes.
- Soundproof rooms: Not really
- Getting around: Not that good, but okay.
- Additional toilet: Nice!
- Alarm clock: Good!
- Bathrobes: Didn’t see any.
- Bathtub: Standard.
- Blackout curtains: Excellent.
- Carpeting: So-so
- Closet: Yes.
- Coffee/tea maker: Yes.
- Complimentary tea: Yes!
- Daily housekeeping: Yes.
- Desk: Basic.
- Extra long bed: Not applicable.
- Free bottled water: Nope.
- Hair dryer: Yes.
- High floor: Not sure.
- In-room safe box: No.
- Interconnecting room(s) available: Not sure.
- Internet access – LAN: Nope.
- Internet access – wireless: Yes!
- Ironing facilities: Yes.
- Laptop workspace: Yes.
- Linens: Standard.
- Mini bar: No.
- Mirror: Yes.
- On-demand movies: Nope.
- Private bathroom: Yes.
- Reading light: Good.
- Refrigerator: Yes.
- Scale: Nope.
- Seating area: Yes.
- Separate shower/bathtub: Yes, I think.
- Shower: Okay.
- Slippers: No.
- Smoke detector: Probably.
- Socket near the bed: Yes!
- Sofa: Nope.
- Soundproofing: Okay.
- Telephone: Yes.
- Toiletries: Yes.
- Towels: Yes.
- Umbrella: Nope.
- Visual alarm: Not sure.
- Wake-up service: Yes
Okay, buckle up Buttercup, because this isn't your grandmother's meticulously planned trip to the Finger Lakes. This is… well, this is my trip to the Super 8 in Bath, NY. Prepare for a rollercoaster of questionable decisions, questionable snacks, and questionable amounts of sleep. Let's get messy, shall we?
SUPER 8 BATH, NY: A Chronicle of Mild Mayhem (and Hopefully, Wine)
Day 1: Arrival, Anxiety, and the Promise of Pizza… and Potentially, a Meltdown
1:00 PM: Arrive at the Super 8. Okay, first observation: the parking lot looks like a scene from a discount zombie movie. A few scattered cars, a rogue shopping cart, and a palpable sense of… quiet desperation? Check-in is surprisingly smooth. The lady at the desk has the voice of an angel and a name tag that says "Brenda" - a good omen, right? (Spoiler alert: it's not always right)
1:15 PM: Into the room! First impression: beige. Lots and lots of beige. And the faint, yet persistent, aroma of industrial cleaner. I'm starting to think Brenda maybe used a little too much industrial cleaner. The bedspread looks like it's seen some stuff. The TV has (hopefully) all the channels you need.
1:30 PM: Unpack. Or, attempt to unpack. My suitcase exploded, depositing a rogue sock into the corner, next to a mysteriously stained lamp. I have, at this point, already lost a battle with a hanger. Time to regroup.
2:00 PM: The hunger pangs have begun. Driving to the Super 8 from where I came from was a disaster. A small town with no restaurants. My stomach is rumbling like a small earthquake. Researching local pizza options. This is crucial. Pizza is a barometer of a good trip, you know?
2:30 PM: Pizza selected! I order a pepperoni pizza. I feel like I could eat a whole pizza right now!
3:00 PM: Pizza delivered! Okay, the pizza box smelled off. But the pizza was delicious. The pizza will save the day.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Staring at the ceiling for a while. Reading a trashy novel. Wondering what my life is doing here.
6:30 PM: Decide to venture out. Maybe a walk around the block. Get some fresh air. The fresh air is actually a little cold because the sky is a little dark.
7:00 PM: The walk was short, the parking lot continues to look depressing. Back for another pizza slice.
8:00 PM: Decide to watch a mind-numbing movie on the TV.
10:00 PM: Lights out. Maybe sleep will come. Maybe not.
Day 2: The Wine Trail, the Weather, and an Existential Crisis in a Vineyard (Probably)
8:00 AM: Wake up. Surprisingly, I slept. The industrial cleaner smell is gone. Breakfast… is free, and consists of pre-packaged muffins that look like they've been sitting in a warehouse since the Carter administration. I choose the slightly less questionable of the two. Coffee is… coffee.
9:00 AM: The Wine Trail! (This is the actual reason for the trip!) My expectations: rolling hills, sunny skies, and glasses of perfectly chilled Riesling. Reality: it's overcast, and I've already spilled coffee down my shirt. (The shirt is beige, so at least the stains "blend in?") Plan is to visit a few wineries.
9:30 AM: First winery! The tasting room is buzzing with people. Feeling a little out of place. The server is friendly but a little overwhelmed. Wine tasting is… well, it's wine tasting. Some wines make me smile, some make me make a face. I buy a bottle of something that sounds vaguely promising.
11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Winery hopping. Starting to loosen up a little. The views from the vineyards are stunning. The wine is tasting better with each glass. I may have actually learned something about winemaking? Or maybe I just think I did. I may have bought too many bottles to fit in my car. Oops.
2:30 PM: Lunch at a cafe. Apparently the Finger Lakes area is also famous for its food. I eat a sandwich. It tastes so good.
3:00 PM: More wine. More views. More questionable dance moves in the parking lot. My friend starts a debate on which wine is best. (Red vs. White is the debate).
5:00 PM: Back to the Super 8. Feeling slightly tipsy, but mostly content. Maybe I've had a good day, right?
6:00 PM: Watch TV. Maybe have another glass of wine.
8:00 PM: Order pizza again.
10:00 PM: Collapse into bed. Did I brush my teeth? Who knows.
Day 3: Departure and the lingering scent of…adventure?
8:00 AM: Wake up feeling surprisingly okay. The hangover gods have, mercifully, spared me.
9:00 AM: "Breakfast". The muffins still look depressing.
9:30 AM: Check out. Brenda from the desk gives me a smile. (Was it genuine? Who knows.) The parking lot still looks depressing.
10:00 AM: Start my drive home. The memories of this trip begin to filter through my head.
11:00 AM: Stopping at a diner for a coffee. Contemplating how this trip will change my life.
1:00 PM: I’m back home. Did the Super 8 in Bath, NY live up to its name? Well, it was super, but not in a good way. It was a genuine travel experience. It involved a lot of pizza. And a lot of wine. And a surprising amount of self-reflection. Maybe, just maybe, I'd do it all again.
Okay, spill. Was this Super 8 *really* as awful as I'm imagining? The Unbelievable Bath Getaway - Super 8 Wyndham Hotel: what's the deal?
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About this "Unbelievable Bath Getaway" – was the actual bath even…bath-able?
Okay, let's get real. The staff? Were they…helpful? Or did they add to the drama?
Was there anything…redeeming? Like, even a tiny bit of joy?
Would you recommend this Super 8, even with all of this glorious chaos?
What *specifically* was the worst part? Like, single thing that made you wanna scream?
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