Ely, NV Getaway: Unbelievable Deals at La Quinta Inn & Suites!
Ely, NV Getaway: La Quinta Inn & Suites - Unbelievable Deals… or Just Unbelievable? (A Rambling Review)
Okay, here we go. Ely, Nevada. Population… well, let's just say it's not exactly Las Vegas. But hey, sometimes you need to escape the glitz, right? Found ourselves at La Quinta Inn & Suites, boasting "Unbelievable Deals!"… which, after a long drive, sounded like a promise I needed. And frankly? My expectations were about as low as the altitude.
Accessibility: The Good, The Potentially Better… (and Maybe the Forgettable)
I'll start by saying, a big thumbs up for mentioning accessibility at all. That's a win! From what I could gather, they've tried to incorporate access features. The elevator seemed functional (thank god!), which is crucial when you're hauling a suitcase that doubles as a small child's playhouse. I think I saw some accessible rooms (maybe? My brain was already fogged with road-trip exhaustion). However, a deeper dive into the specific accessibility features (like grab bars in the bathrooms, wider doorways) wasn't really possible in the short stay. More detail on the website would be awesome.
On-Site Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Fueling the Adventure…or Just the Bellyache?
So, the good news is, there's something on-site to feed the beast within. Restaurants? Plural? Hmm… I saw a breakfast area. Buffet. Yes. Buffet. (Cue the internal struggle: joy of unlimited carbs vs. fear of questionable food safety).
First! The coffee! Let's be honest, road trips are powered by caffeine! The coffee situation? Acceptable. Not gourmet, not awful. Keeps ya going.
The breakfast buffet itself was… well, it was there. Eggs that looked suspiciously like rubber, some sad-looking sausages, and a waffle maker that seemed to have seen better days. I maybe saw an Asian breakfast choice, but I was too traumatized by the thought of the "Western" options to care.
My God, the Laundry Soap!
Speaking of food, and this is going to be a total derailment, but it's important! Seriously, don't bring anything you treasure in your wardrobe. I ran a load of laundry (yes, they have laundry service. And they should!). The laundry soap was not only a mystery brand but also smelled like my grandma's basement mixed with a hint of nuclear fallout. EVERYTHING came out smelling like…well, let's just say I'm now carrying a travel-sized bottle of Febreze in my backpack at all times. The ironing service? I didn't dare.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitizing…and Hope?
Okay, this is the big one, right? Post-pandemic anxiety is real. The brochure proudly stated "Anti-viral cleaning products!" and "Daily disinfection in common areas!" Which, I'll admit, made me feel a little better. The front desk offered hand sanitizer. They seemed to be taking this seriously, probably because the whole industry is on edge.
Room sanitization opt-out…I'm not sure I’d dare NOT have them sanitize it.
The rooms themselves looked clean. But that's where my confidence wavered. I found myself doing the classic hotel room inspector maneuver: tracing the edges of the bathroom with my finger, inspecting every surface for…well, I don't want to think about it. Let's just say there weren't any obvious horrors.
The Room Itself: My Fortress…or Just a Box with a Bed?
Here's where things get interesting. The room was… functional. Air conditioning? Check. Internet access (both LAN and wireless)? Double-check. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? A godsend for streaming movies after a day of driving.
The bed was… comfortable enough, I slept like a log. Blackout curtains? A lifesaver. Seriously, the desert sun is brutally bright. The TV had plenty of channels to flip through when the internet went down, which happened once or twice.
I appreciated the separate shower/bathtub. The toiletries weren’t fancy, but they were there. I did use the complimentary tea and coffee maker. A nice touch! There was a tiny fridge, which was perfect for some left-over pizza and a bottle of water.
However, there was no magic. No wow factor. Just a room. A cleanish room.
Things to Do and Ways to Relax: A Desert Oasis? (Maybe not)
Alright, this is where the La Quinta struggles to compete. While they had a fitness center (I didn't go. I have a fear of hotel gyms), a pool (again, didn't dip!), and, for a touch of decadence, a spa? I truly needed a nap more than a sauna.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter (or Don't)
The front desk was staffed 24/7, which is always reassuring. They had a convenience store, but it was nothing to rave about. Luggage storage? Check. Daily housekeeping? Yup. Cash withdrawal? Yes.
I also spotted "Business facilities," which I didn't need.
For the Kids: (If you have them…)
I didn't have any little ones with me. "Family/child friendly." Sure. "Kids meal"? Maybe.
Getting Around: (If you’re not already driving…)
Parking was free, which is always a plus. I didn't see any charging stations for electric cars, but then again, this is Ely.
Overall Impression: Worth the "Unbelievable Deal?"
So, was it an "Unbelievable Deal?" Eh… maybe. It was a decent hotel for a weary traveler. Clean, functional, and mostly safe. Is it a destination in itself? Absolutely not. But if you're passing through Ely and need a place to crash, La Quinta Inn & Suites at least isn't a total disaster. The laundry detergent issue is definitely a glaring flaw, and the food is the definition of "meh." But hey, the free Wi-Fi was great, the bed was comfy, and I got a decent night's sleep. So, yeah. Acceptable. That's the best compliment I can give.
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- Title: Ely, NV Getaway: La Quinta Inn & Suites - Unbelievable Deals… or Just Unbelievable? (A Rambling Review)
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- Accessibility: Mentioned the basics, needs more detail.
- On-site Accessible: Not really reviewed.
- Wheelchair Accessible: Mentioned basics, needs more detail
- Internet Access: Yes, both wireless and LAN.
- Wi-Fi in all rooms: Fantastic
- Fitness Center & Amenities: Meh, didn't really test.
- Cleanliness: Generally okay, but with reservations due to some paranoia.
- Dining: Mediocre buffet. Coffee was good.
- Room: Functional and clean, good size
- Services and Convenience: standard
- For the Kids: Not reviewed
- Getting around: Parking Good
- Available in all rooms: Review covers all.
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your sanitized, perfectly-formatted travel guide. This is… me trying to survive a couple of nights at the La Quinta Inn & Suites in Ely, Nevada. And honey, let me tell you, Ely is a whole experience. So, here goes nothing…
ELY, NEVADA: A (Mostly) Honest Account – AKA, My La Quinta Escapade
Day 1: Arrival, Sighs, and the Search for Wifi that Doesn't Want to Kill You
- 3:00 PM – Arrival & The Great Check-In Debacle: Landed in Ely. Feeling the slight altitude, and the immense, almost oppressive open space. The drive here was long, and the radio only seemed to want to play country music. The La Quinta… well, it looks exactly like a La Quinta. Beige, predictable, and radiating a vague sense of "this is where your dreams go to die quietly." Check-in was… uneventful. The woman at the desk was friendly enough, maybe a little too cheerful for my weary, caffeine-deprived state. "Welcome to Ely!" she chirped. "Hope you enjoy your stay!" (Note to self: she probably says that hundreds of times a day).
- 3:30 PM – The Room Reveal: My room…okay, it's clean. That's a win, right? Beds are a little too firm for my liking, and the pillows feel like they’ve seen some things. The TV is definitely older, but the channel selection is decent enough for some casual doom-scrolling. The real challenge… the Wi-Fi. Apparently, the "high speed" internet is a cruel joke. I've seen faster dial-up speeds on a potato. After 20 minutes of frustration, finally I get a slow connection.
- 4:00 PM – The Bathroom Assessment & The Shower's Water Pressure Predicament: The bathroom is clean, yay! Also, The shower… oh, the shower. Let’s just say the water pressure is doing a fine impression of a gentle kitten’s sneeze. I'm pretty sure I could take a nap while waiting for the shampoo to rinse out. This is going to be a long shower.
- 5:00 PM – Exploring (Sort Of): I ventured out to see what Ely had to offer. The town is… small. Really, really small. I walked a block and a half and found myself already wanting to go back to the room and watch TV. But alas, I'm on a mission.
- 7:00 PM – Dinner Down the Road: Found a local diner, "The [Insert Name Here]." The food was… well, it was food. The waitress, bless her heart, was definitely a local, and I'm pretty sure she knew everyone in the place. The burger was… substantial. My fries were overcooked, but I’m not one to complain. I need food.
- 8:00 PM – Back to the Room, Internet Agony: Back in the beige fortress of the La Quinta. Praying to the Wi-Fi gods. Still a struggle. I managed to watch one video before it died. The battle continues. I guess I’ll read a book. Which is good. I should.
Day 2: Mining Memories and A Misadventure at Bristlecone
- 7:00 AM – Breakfast Buffet Blunders: Okay, the "free breakfast." It’s… there. Waffles. Cereal. The usual suspects. The coffee, though… tasted like it was brewed in a sock. I made do. I needed caffeine to face the day.
- 8:00 AM – The Nevada Northern Railway Museum: A Glorious Mess: Today, I'm actually going to do something. I headed to the Nevada Northern Railway Museum. I, my friends, am not a train enthusiast. However, this place… this place is amazing. Rusty locomotives, dusty cars, and the echoing sounds of its past. The tour guide, a salty, knowledgeable man named… well, I'm not sure his name. He was so entertaining. The history is fascinating, the trains are impressive. I got to climb into a coal car! I loved it!
- 11:00 AM – Bristlecone… or Bust: I decided to attempt to drive to the Great Basin National Park. I thought it was closer. Turns out, it's a fair hike. I decided to give it a shot. I should've known better.
- 12:00 PM – Stuckness: Found myself nowhere near Great Basin, but very close to a dust storm. Turns out, the road I picked was not paved. My car skidded a bit. I said a lot of things. Let’s just say I did not get very far.
- 1:00 PM – Lunch, Again, but Different: Back in Ely, I had to find somewhere to eat. The town wasn’t very lively. I found a place that was new. Or at least, new to me. Food was good. The people were nice. I was tired and a little sandy.
- 3:00 PM – Bed, Sleep: It's not that I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted a nap.
- 7:00 PM – More Food: The places to eat in Ely were limited, so I went back to the diner.
- 8:00 PM – The Great Wi-Fi Letdown, Part 2: You can only watch so much TV. Ugh.
Day 3: Departure and a Moment of Unexpected Nostalgia… and Goodbye, Ely.
- 7:00 AM – Breakfast, The Sequel: Same breakfast, same (awful) coffee. At this point, I'm starting to develop an affection for the slightly-stale pastries.
- 8:00 AM – The Great Pack: Pack everything. I feel almost… cleansed.
- 10:00 AM – Check-Out, and a Wave: Quick good bye. Bye, Ely!
- 11:00 AM – The Long Road… I am now driving off. Looking back, this place was… something. I think I liked it. Ely, Nevada, you were… interesting. And honestly, the La Quinta? It was a place to sleep. And you know what? I got a few good naps in.
- 12:00 PM – Driving Towards the next destination… I am now on the road. I can't stop reflecting on the experience. Ely, Nevada and the La Quinta Inn & Suites in Ely, Nevada was… a trip!
Is Ely, Nevada... you know... *worth* visiting? I mean, it's Nevada. And Ely.
Okay, the La Quinta – spill the tea. What's the *deal* with the "Unbelievable Deals"? Are we talking budget motel, or… actual comfort?
What's around the La Quinta? Are we talking endless parking lot views, or are there things to actually *do* in Ely?
Okay, the "Unbelievable Deals" are tempting, but are there any hidden fees? Are they going to nickel-and-dime me to death?
What if something goes wrong? What's the customer service like? Because I've stayed in places where the staff seems to actively *hate* tourists.
Tell me, what was the *worst* part of the whole experience? Spill the beans! Give me the dirt!
Would you go back? And would you recommend it to *your* friends? Be honest!
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