Salina's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Bliss Awaits!
Salina's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Bliss Awaits! – A Review (With a Few Messy Bits)
Okay, deep breaths. I just got back from Salina's "Courtyard Bliss Awaits!" and… well, it mostly lived up to the hype. Let's dive in, shall we? Because, honestly, just writing this is going to take some strong coffee. And maybe a nap.
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(Accessibility – The Good, The Questionable)
Right off the bat, I was cautiously optimistic. They say they're accessible. And, to their credit, they weren't outright terrible. Wheelchair accessible? Check. Easy access to the main areas, ramps where needed. BUT… the bathroom situation in my (thankfully) non-accessible room? Tiny. Like, you could barely swing a metaphorical cat in there. This makes me wonder how truly accessible the rooms are. More on this mess later. Elevator? Yep. Facilities for disabled guests? Listed as available. I'll need a deeper dive into that next trip, as my primary test subject, my Aunt Mildred, isn't around.
(Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – Food, Glorious Food!… Mostly)
Okay, the grub. This is where things get interesting. Restaurants: Plural! Excellent start. Asian cuisine, Western cuisine, and a Vegetarian restaurant. Solid choices. Breakfast [buffet]? Yes, and quite the spread. The croissant situation was stellar! Flaky, buttery… oh, I'm salivating just thinking about it. They also had Asian breakfast options – a surprisingly good congee, really hit the spot. Coffee/tea in restaurant? Absolutely. Happy hour was also a winner – strong drinks, decent prices. Poolside bar? Ah, bliss. Sipping a margarita while the sun sets… pure heaven. Room service [24-hour]? Another win! I needed a snack at 3 AM (don't judge), and the club sandwich was surprisingly good. Desserts in restaurant? Of course! The chocolate lava cake was… well it was trying. The waitress's slight smile was enough confirmation that I shouldn't attempt another.
However… the salad in the restaurant was a little sad. Like, iceberg lettuce with some anemic tomatoes and a dressing that tasted suspiciously of…nothing. And the buffet, while vast, felt a tad chaotic at peak times. Picture hordes of hungry tourists descending like locusts.
(Cleanliness and Safety – Sanitized, But a Little Scarred from the War)
Post-pandemic, safety's key, right? Anti-viral cleaning products? I'd like to believe so. Daily disinfection in common areas? Seemed like it. Everything looked fairly pristine. Room sanitization opt-out is an option, which is a good effort to be eco-friendly. Staff trained in safety protocol? Yes, and they were always masked up. The impression that the hotel was operating with a "scorched Earth" policy of cleanliness was strong. Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. But… I did notice some of the furniture in my room had seen better days. A few scrapes, a slightly stained armchair. It suggests they're cleaning, but maybe not as aggressively as they should. Not the end of the world, but it takes away from the "luxury" a tiny bit. They really could use a fresh coat of paint around those stairs, and a bit of elbow grease.
(Services and Conveniences – The Usual Suspects)
Okay, the usual suspects. Air conditioning in public areas? Check. Concierge? Helpful, but a little… detached. Not the most personable. The concierge was also a little difficult to find, which meant my taxi ordering was on hold, and it was my fault, so I ordered my own. Daily housekeeping? Excellent, the room was always spotless by the time I returned. Doorman? Yes! Which is handy for a lazy person like me. Laundry service? Check. Luggage storage? Yep. Safety deposit boxes? Available. Honestly, nothing particularly remarkable here, but everything you'd expect from a decent hotel.
(Things to Do – Pool Time & Inner Peace (Or At Least a Hot Stone)
Okay, let’s talk wellness. This is where the "Courtyard Bliss" part should really shine.
Swimming pool [outdoor]? Gorgeous! The main pool is absolutely stunning. Picturesque, surrounded by lush greenery. The pool with view lived up to the promise. I spent hours just floating around, soaking up the sun… and the cocktails. They also have a baby friendly pool section.
Spa? Yes, and it was…good. The massage was pretty standard, but decent. The sauna was hot and steamy in the best way. And I indulged in a body scrub – which left my skin feeling like silk. Spa/sauna combined. And, as an added bonus, they had a nice steamroom which was a welcome addition!
Fitness center? Meh. It was functional, but not exactly inspiring. A few treadmills, some weights, a TV… The view was the car park. It definitely needs a view.
(For the Kids – Bringing The Whole Family?)
Family/child friendly? Yes! Babysitting service? Yep. Kids meal? Probably. I didn't have any kids with me, so I'm taking their word for it. They'd have been very annoyed at me if I had.
(Available in All Rooms – The Bits and Pieces)
Wi-Fi [free]? YES! And it actually worked. Internet access – wireless, too. Air conditioning? Essential. Coffee/tea maker, desk, hair dryer, mini bar, I mean all the regulars.
Additional toilet? I have no idea. Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathroom phone, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – lan, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, window that opens.
(Getting Around – Easy Peasy)
Airport transfer? Available! A big relief, especially after a long flight. Car park [free of charge]? Yes. Bicycle parking? Yes. Car park [on-site]? Yes.
(My BIGGEST Thing, the Imperfection)
Okay, here's the thing that really bugged me: the room decorations, or lack thereof. My room had a vague, corporate feel. Beige walls, a generic print on the wall. It needed… personality. Some colour, some art, anything to make it feel less like a hotel room and more like a place I could relax. Oh, here comes the rant…
I'm not expecting the Mona Lisa, but a few colourful cushions, or a plant, or something to make it feel less sterile. I actually ended up buying a small, cheap canvas print from a local artist just to liven up the place. But then… the paint peeled off when I tried to stick it to the wall (and the maid scolded me). This is a definite area for improvement. Really needs a redo.
(On the Positive Side – The Little Things)
Despite the room situation, there were some really lovely touches. They leave a tiny bottle of water by your bed at night, which is a nice touch. The staff, even the slightly detached concierge, were always polite and helpful. The overall vibe is relaxed and peaceful.
(Final Verdict – Almost Blissful)
Overall, "Courtyard Bliss Awaits!" is a good hotel. It's got a lot going for it: the pool is amazing, the food is (mostly) delicious, the service is generally good. If you're looking for a relaxing break, it's a solid choice. But it's not perfect. It's good, solid, and a bit more character would make it great! Maybe work on those rooms, that salad, and the overall personality. I'd definitely return – but I'll bring my own decorations next time.
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to embark on a thrilling (and by thrilling, I mean potentially beige) adventure into the heart of… Salina, Kansas. Yes, you heard me. Salina. At the Courtyard. Let's see if we can survive this without completely losing our minds.
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Motel Room Revelation (aka, "Where Did All The Pillows Go?")
1:00 PM - Arrival & Check-in (Courtyard Salina): Ugh, finally. Road trip from [Insert starting location] was longer than the Sahara. Pulled in, saw the perfectly-manicured lawn… or whatever the beige equivalent of a perfectly-manicured lawn is. Check-in was smooth as a freshly-waxed… well, I’ll leave that to your imagination. The lady at the desk seemed genuinely happy I was there, which is always a bit unnerving, doesn't it? Maybe she just loves Salina. God bless her.
1:30 PM - Room Reconnaissance & Immediate Disappointment: Okay, here we go… the Room. Opened the door… it was like stepping into a generic, corporate hug. Clean, yes. Exciting? Absolutely not. First mission: locate all the pillows. They were… sparse. Like, "one good pillow, one vaguely lumpy pillow, and a decorative throw pillow that looks like it belongs in a doctor's waiting room" sparse. I've already texted the front desk. This could be a dealbreaker.
2:00 PM - The Quest For Lunch (and a Sign of Human Life): Time to eat. I'm STARVING. Google Maps says there's a Chili's nearby. Chili’s. The culinary equivalent of a lukewarm handshake. But hey, it's food. Anything is good at this point. I’ll report back on the state of the tortilla chips.
2:30 PM - Chili's & the Existential Crisis of Queso: Okay, the tortilla chips… were… chip-like. The queso… well, it tasted like orange-flavored sadness. The server, bless her heart, tried to be enthusiastic. You can see the effort, bless her. But as I sat there, surrounded by families and the faint scent of industrial air freshener, I suddenly wondered: What am I even doing with my life? Am I just a cog in the machine? Is this my destiny? To eat mediocre Mexican-ish food in the vast expanse of Kansas? The existential crisis was almost as filling as the queso. Almost.
3:30 PM - Retail Therapy (or, "Finding the Most Embarrassing Souvenir"): Needed a distraction. Spotted a Target. Needed something to remind myself I was on vacation (even if it felt like a really long layover). Ended up buying… a Salina t-shirt. A really cheesy one. The kind you wouldn’t be caught dead in outside of Salina. But, hey, it's a memory, right? A terrible, glorious, slightly-too-small memory. A little piece of Salina, clinging to me, judging me.
4:00 PM - Room Update: Pillow Situation Resolved (Sort Of): Success! More pillows! Though, they're… firmer than I anticipated. Like, rock-hard. Think I'm going to need a chiropractor after this trip. Sigh.
5:00 PM - Reconnaissance - The Pool (or Lack Thereof): Heard there was a pool at the Courtyard. Needed to de-stress from the Queso induced existential crisis. A quick peek revealed: not a pool. A miniature pond with some sad, green water. The brochures lied again.
6:00 PM - Dinner Drama and the Quest for Real Food: I’m starving again. The Salina food scene appears to be… challenged. Ended up at a local diner recommended by the lady at the front desk. Said it was "rustic." What she meant was: well-loved. The menu was written in what appeared to be hieroglyphics. Ordered the "special." Pray for me.
7:00 PM - Dinner Verdict and Early Retirement: The special was… edible. Let's just leave it at that. Went back to the room. I'm tired. Really tired. Bed time. Maybe the room's beige will lull me to sleep.
Day 2: Culture, Coffee, and the Fickle Kansas Weather
8:00 AM - The Miracle of Coffee & Breakfast Bar Bargain: Breakfast bar (included!). Coffee was surprisingly decent! A small win. Ate a suspect waffle. Ate some more. Okay, the breakfast bar isn't so bad.
9:00 AM - Exploring Downtown Salina (or, "Where Did Everyone Go?" Decided to venture into downtown. Or… what appears to be downtown. It's… quiet. Ghost town quiet. Saw a couple of antique shops. Felt like I was intruding. Found a cute bookstore. Read a book. It was my favorite moment of the trip so far.
11:00 AM - The Smoky Hill Museum: Alright, time for a dose of culture! The Smoky Hill Museum, they said! It'll be fascinating, they said! It was… educational. And surprisingly comprehensive, actually! Learned a lot about the area's history. Even a bit moved when I saw the original plow used by one of the first settlers!
1:00 PM - Lunch at a Local Coffee Shop Needed sustenance. Found a local coffee shop. Had a sandwich. It was actually pretty good! A friendly local made conversation. They seemed surprised any visitors came through Salina.
2:00 PM - The Tornado Alley Experience (or, "What's That Rattle?") Back at the hotel. The wind picked up. Heard on the TV that there was a tornado warning. A Rattle start from the window and it start shaking… a bit. It was real! Huddled under the desk. Thankfully, it passed. I am grateful!
3:00 PM - Pool Fail Redux: Tried to get some sun. But there was no sun. Just a lot of wind. And a very sad-looking… whatever the algae-filled thing out back is supposed to be.
6:00 PM - Farewell Dinner & Emotional Breakdown Prevention: Tonight: the one decent restaurant in town that's highly rated. Crossing my fingers. This could be my last chance to salvage this trip from complete mediocrity.
7:00 PM - Final Verdict: What can I say, it's Salina. It wasn't a disaster, nor was it a success. It was… an experience. And I survived!
Final Thoughts:
- Would I recommend Salina? Hmmm. Depends on your definition of "fun."
- Would I recommend the Courtyard? It's… a hotel. It exists.
- Best part of the trip? That bookstore, and the moment I saw I wasn't eaten by the twister.
- Worst part? The queso. The pillows. The beige. Existence.
- Overall Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Stars. (Mostly for the coffee and the book)
And now, back to the real world. Or, at least, the world outside of Kansas. Until next time, friends! (And by next time, I mean, hopefully, never.)
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Salina's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Bliss Awaits! - FAQs (with a dose of reality)
Okay, okay, so *what* even IS Courtyard Bliss? Like, really? Is it…blissful?
What kind of "stuff" are we talking about? Be specific! Is it good stuff?
- **The Coffee/Tea/Drinks:** Their coffee can be a gamble. Some days it's *divine*. Rich, flavorful, the kind that whispers "Good morning, you magnificent human." Other days? Let's just say it tasted like burnt dreams. Tea? Usually solid. They do, however, also have cocktails when it is the correct time.
- **The Food:** Okay, the food. This is where things get...interesting. There's usually a rotating menu, which is both a blessing and a curse. The blessing? Variety! The curse? Quality control. I had a *phenomenal* quiche there once. Seriously, pastry perfection. On the other hand…I once bravely attempted a "gourmet" grilled cheese that was…well, let's say I developed a deep and abiding respect for the simple grilled cheese of my childhood. It was bland. *Very* bland.
- **The Ambience:** Ah, the twinkle lights. They're there. The problem is, sometimes the ambiance is hijacked by…other things. Like, a screaming child. Or, and this happened, a very loud construction crew working on the building next door. So, the serenity is a fluctuating commodity.
- **The Courtyard Itself:** You've heard the name, right? That's what you're here for! The outdoor space is nice, I’ll give them that. It is a lovely shady space. But, in the middle of summer? It is hot, which is a given.
Are there any seating preferences? I hate being crammed in!
What's the bathroom situation? This is a crucial detail!
But what if something goes *wrong*? Like, really wrong? What's your "worst Courtyard Bliss experience?"
Is it kid-friendly? (Or, should I leave the little terrors at home?)
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