Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Thanburi Hotel, Udon Thani!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits? Thanburi Hotel, Udon Thani: My Honest Take (Brace Yourself, It's a Rollercoaster!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash the raw, unvarnished truth about my stay at the Thanburi Hotel in Udon Thani. I’m talking no holds barred, from the glorious highs to the slightly-less-than-glorious lows. And trust me, there were plenty of both. I'm aiming for a review that's less "corporate brochure" and more "drunken rant at 3 AM, fueled by bad decisions." You've been warned.
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First Impressions (and a Minor Panic Attack)
Landing in Udon Thani, you're hit with this… vibe. It's not exactly Bangkok bohemia, but there’s a certain charm. The Thanburi, from the outside, promised everything: sleek, modern, a beacon of luxury amidst the… well, the Udon Thani-ness. The elevator was a blessed sight after my disastrous luggage handling at the airport. (Seriously, I'm surprised they still let me fly.)
Accessibility - The Good & The… Questionable
Okay, folks, let's get to the nitty-gritty. This review's for everyone, and that includes folks with mobility challenges.
- Wheelchair Accessible: The hotel does advertise itself as wheelchair accessible, and on the surface, it seems to be. The lobby, restaurants, and some rooms seem okay. The elevator (praise be!) was large enough for a wheelchair. However, I didn’t personally test the entire route, so I can’t give a definitive “gold star” for perfect accessibility. There's potential here, but perhaps a little more attention to detail is needed in certain areas.
- Facilities for disabled guests: They did have some things, but I'm not equipped to do a full comprehensive review. Contacting the hotel in advance is definitely advised if you have specific needs.
- Elevator: Yes! Thank goodness!
Amenities & That "Unbelievable Luxury" Promise…
Alright, here's where things get… interesting. Remember that "Unbelievable Luxury" thing? Well, it happened. And didn't happen. All at the same time.
- Internet Access: FREE WIFI in EVERY ROOM! Yessss! And it actually worked! Score one for the good guys. I practically lived online, streaming everything from bad reality TV to researching the best Pad Thai joints in town. (More on that culinary adventure later.)
- Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services: Fine. No complaints.
- Wi-Fi in public areas: Strong signal, even outside by the pool.
- Things to Do & Ways to Relax: This is where the Thanburi really tried to shine, and sometimes it did!
- Swimming Pool: Gorgeous! Seriously, a stunning infinity pool with a view. I spent hours there, sipping something vaguely alcoholic and pretending I was James Bond. Pure bliss. The “pool with a view” definitely lived up to the hype. It was a major highlight.
- Spa/Sauna: They had a spa! They had a sauna! I got a massage. And… it was… okay. Let's just say it didn't transport me to another dimension. The "Body scrub" and "Body wrap" options were tempting, but I chickened out. Maybe next time. The "Foot bath" felt amazing, however.
- Fitness Center, Gym/fitness: I did actually try to use the gym. I lasted about 15 minutes before succumbing to the lure of the pool. Let's just say my fitness routine consists of "walking to the buffet."
- Steamroom: Didn't use it. Can't comment.
- Dining, Drinking, & Snacking - The Culinary Battlefield!
This is where the Thanburi Hotel began to truly unravel for me, but not always in a bad way. Buckle up…
First, the positives. They tried.
Breakfast: A buffet of epic proportions. I’m talking every single kind of pastry you could imagine. The "Asian breakfast" was plentiful. The "Western breakfast" was good, too.
- Breakfast [buffet]: A definite win.
- Coffee/tea in restaurant: Fine. But not the best coffee in the world.
- Restaurants: The main restaurant offered both "International cuisine" and "Asian cuisine in restaurant."
- Room service [24-hour]: Lifesaver. Especially after a long day of… well, mostly relaxing.
- Poolside bar: Served a mean cocktail. Highly recommended.
- Desserts in restaurant: Decent, and I definitely indulged.
- Bottle of water: Always appreciated, especially when you're sweating your face off.
- Vegetarian restaurant: Didn't notice one, but I may have missed it.
The Imperfections:
- The A La Carte Restaurant: Not always great. The menu was ambitious but the execution was sometimes a bit… off. One evening, I ordered a steak that somehow managed to be both undercooked and over-seasoned. (I’m not sure how they did that.) I sent it back. They were very apologetic, though.
- Coffee Shop: Again, the coffee was not my favorite.
- Snack bar: Standard, nothing to write home about.
Other Thoughts on Dining:
- Alternative meal arrangement: They offered a few options, which was a nice touch.
- Safe dining setup: Seemed okay, but I didn't scrutinize every detail.
Cleanliness & Safety - Did I Survive?
In a post-pandemic world, this is crucial. I'm happy to report… mostly positive results!
- Cleanliness and safety: Pretty good.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Seemed to be the case.
- Hand sanitizer: Available everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Yes, they appeared to be.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: They claim to use them.
- Room Sanitization:* I actually opted out of room sanitization, because I felt the cleaning was good enough and the hotel has a sterilization system.
The Room – My Private Sanctuary (Mostly)
- Available in all rooms:
- Air conditioning: Essential!
- Free Wi-Fi: As mentioned before!
- Blackout curtains: Excellent, for sleeping off the cocktails.
- Coffee/tea maker: Crucial for my caffeine addiction.
- Refrigerator: Perfect for storing overpriced snacks.
- Mini bar: Overpriced booze, but hey, it's there.
- Private bathroom: Always a good thing.
- Shower: Worked fine.
- Non-smoking: Yay!
- TV: Satellite/cable channels? Yes. Watched some terrible Thai dramas after all the fun.
- In-room safe box, Closet, Seating area: Plenty of space.
- The Glitches:
- The Bed: Comfortable enough, but not exactly cloud-like.
- The View: I splurged on a room with a view, and it was fantastic.
- Soundproofing: Good, but not perfect. I could occasionally hear my grumpy neighbor.
- The Decorations: A little bland.
Services & Conveniences – The Little Things
- Air conditioning in public area: Yep. Necessary in Udon Thani!
- 24-hour Front Desk: Always a plus.
- Concierge: Helpful, especially with arranging airport transfers.
- Daily housekeeping: Excellent. The room was always spotless.
- Luggage storage: Convenient.
- Laundry service, Dry cleaning, Ironing service: all available, but I skipped them all.
- Facilities for disabled guests: Some facilities, but I found the hotel's information lacking, and that's something they need to improve.
Getting Around – Airport Shenanigans
- Airport transfer: Available and very convenient. The car was nice and the driver was friendly. However, they misread my flight time, so the transfer was a little rushed.
- **Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're gonna get gloriously lost in the heart of Udon Thani, baby! This isn't some glossy travel brochure, it's the gritty, glorious truth of me, navigating the chaos of Thanburi Hotel and Thailand. Here's the slightly-unhinged itinerary…or at least, what I think it'll look like. God, I hope I packed enough Immodium.
Day 1: Arrival, Confusion, and the Quest for Pad Thai Perfection… (and Maybe a Few Lost Luggage Tears)
- Morning (6:00 AM - Whenever the Hell I Actually Wake Up): Land at UTH! (Udon Thani International Airport – for those of you who, unlike me, have a better grasp of airport codes). Pray to the travel gods (and by gods, I mean the baggage handlers) that my suitcase made the connection. If it didn't… well, let's just say there might be some highly-unprofessional sobbing in the arrivals hall. Pray for me.
- Morning (9:00 AM -ish): Taxi to Thanburi Hotel. Okay, the hotel looks… exactly like the pictures online. A small victory! Check-in. Smile at the overly-friendly staff (I'm terrible at faking enthusiasm before coffee). Realize I'm sweating more than I thought possible.
- Morning (10:30 AM): Room exploration! Is the AC strong enough? Is the bed comfy? Is there a balcony for intense people-watching? These are the important questions! And oh god is there a power adapter because I swear I forgot all of mine. It's too hot to think about packing anymore so just keep on moving.
- Midday (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): The Great Pad Thai Hunt Begins! Okay, I need pad thai. Like, a life-or-death situation. Wander the streets. Attempt to order in basic Thai ("Sawasdee Krap, Pad Thai, Mai Phet" - hopefully, my pronunciation doesn't offend anyone!). End up at a street stall that looks promising, but the chef is clearly… artistic (it had a hair). I leave. Find another spot, the pad thai is either amazing or a complete, greasy disaster. Pray for amazing.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Pool Time! If the hotel has one, and if I can summon the energy to put on a swimsuit. Otherwise, nap. Probably nap. Jet lag is a monster; It will take the shape of my bed.
- Evening (6:00 PM onwards): Night Market Exploration! Find the local night market. Soak up the chaos, the smells (good and questionable), the crowds. Decide if I'm brave enough to try the fried insects. Decide I'm not, but secretly wish I were. Order some Chang beer. Watch the world go by. Maybe write in my journal, which will probably be filled with a mix of profound observations and existential dread.
Day 2: Temples, Parks, and An Unexpected Karaoke Revelation…and the realization that everything is more humid than I expected.
- Morning (8:00 AM): Wake up to the glorious sound of… who knows what? Probably the incessant cawing of roosters. Embrace the noise.
- Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Visit Wat Pho Sri Nai. Marvel at the intricate details, the gold leaf shimmering in the sunlight, the general peacefulness (or at least, attempt to find peacefulness amidst the crowds). Try to be respectful, even if the heat is making me cranky. Maybe wear a sarong to be extra-extra-respectful, and regret it because it's like wearing a sweaty blanket.
- Midday (12:00 PM - 2:00 PM): Lunch! Find another Pad Thai spot (I'm on a quest, remember?). Or, if I'm feeling adventurous, try something completely different. The possibilities are endless, and also slightly terrifying.
- Afternoon (2:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Nong Prajak Park. Stroll around the lake, watch the locals, breathe (hopefully not too deeply, because, humidity). Maybe rent a paddleboat and embarrass myself. Take a million photos.
- Evening (6:00 PM - 11:00 PM): Karaoke! The plan was a quiet dinner, but then, I saw a karaoke place. And after a couple of beers, there was no stopping me. The place was a dive, the song choices were questionable, but the feeling was electrifying. No shame.
- Late Night: Order more beer, and sing something that I can't, in any shape or form, actually sing. Try to keep the volume low enough to not completely offend every person around me. And after an hour, the karaoke turns in to a blur of music. But I could have sworn I heard the locals singing along to my mangled attempt at a Lady Gaga song.
Day 3: The Red Lotus Lake - and a Deep Dive Into the Absolute Madness of Thai Traffic
- Morning (6:00 AM): Wake up, attempt to shower before humidity strikes.
- Morning (7:00 AM): The Red Lotus Sea! This is the big one. The Instagram-worthy moment! Rent a boat tour (hopefully, a reliable one, and one that doesn’t involve negotiating with a swarm of aggressive boat touts).
- Morning (8:00 AM): Cruise across the lake, and gasp at the beauty. Actually feel something, other than sweat. Try to take a perfect photograph. Get distracted by the butterflies and the fact that the boat driver is apparently going to make a run for the border.
- Midday (12:00 PM): Head back to Udon Thani.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Get a Thai massage. This is essential recovery from the intense heat and the emotional rollercoaster that is Thai travel. Or, at least, the rollercoaster of my Thai travel. Lie there and contemplate the meaning of life, or just fall asleep drooling (probably).
- Late Afternoon (5:00 PM - 7:00 PM): Explore the local markets one last time.
- Evening (7:00 PM - whatever time I actually pass out): Pack. Or, attempt to pack. Realize I bought way too many souvenirs and that my suitcase is now a chaotic mess of questionable purchases. Worry about the flight home. Order a last Pad Thai, just because.
Day 4: Goodbye Thanburi Hotel (and Hello, Reality!)
- Morning (5:00 AM - 6:00 AM): Wake up (again!). Say goodbye to the room, and tip the friendly hotel staff.
- Morning (7:00 AM): Head to the airport, and hope that the flight is on time.
- Morning (8:00 AM): Get back to the rest of the world!
Quirky Observations and Emotional Reactions (Because This is Real Life):
- The Food: I'm going to eat everything. And probably get food poisoning. But it'll be worth it. The spices are a glorious assault on the senses.
- The Heat: It's going to be unbearable. I will sweat. I will complain (a lot). But I will also somehow love it.
- The People: Smiles everywhere! Even when I embarrass myself with my bad Thai. They are patient, kind, and generally awesome.
- The Bugs: They will be present. I will squeal.
- The Traffic: It's going to be a chaotic, beautiful mess. I will cling to my tuk-tuk for dear life.
- The Inner Turmoil: This trip is supposed to be relaxing, yet I still have every single detail of my everyday life popping up in my head.
This is my attempt at an itinerary. Real life will inevitably throw curveballs. I'll get lost, probably miss a bus, and definitely say the wrong things. But that's the point, right? Embrace the chaos, the unexpected, the delicious Pad Thai, and the questionable karaoke. Because, honestly, what else is there? Now, wish me luck. I'm going in (and, hopefully, coming out with all my limbs and some amazing stories)!
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So, is the Thanburi Hotel in Udon Thani *really* all that? I see all these pictures...
Okay, let's be real. Those pictures? Yeah, they're pretty. But the actual place? My first thought? "Whoa, that's a LOT of gold leaf." Like, seriously, if you sneezed the wrong way, I swear you'd be coated in it. Is it "all that?" Well, that depends. Are you expecting, like, Downton Abbey levels of fancy? Then maybe. Are you expecting a friendly face and a comfortable bed after a long day of markets? Definitely! For me, it was a definite "wow" moment. It definitely felt *aspirational*, if that makes sense. Like, I felt kinda fancy, even though I was probably still sweaty from walking around the Nong Prajak Park all day. It’s not perfect, mind you. But the intention? It's there. And that counts for something, right?
What's the vibe like? Is it stuffy or friendly?
Okay, "stuffy" is a word I really dislike. I went in expecting snooty, you know? Like, the kind of place where you're afraid to breathe too loudly. But actually? No. It felt more "impeccable politeness" than "stuffy." The staff? Seriously, they're *amazing*. They were all super polite, but a little... reserved, at first. I think they're used to a certain type of guest, which is understandable! But once they saw I was trying my best with the Thai phrases I knew (even if I butchered them), they totally warmed up. There was this one waiter in the restaurant, Khun Somchai, I think his name was… Bless him, he was so patient with my terrible pronunciation when I ordered the Pad Thai. He just smiled and nodded. It was the best Pad Thai I’ve ever had! So, friendly, in its own, slightly formal, way. It's not like, "Cheers, mate!" levels of friendliness, but it was genuinely welcoming.
Are the rooms as luxurious as they look online? What should I expect?
Alright, luxury. That’s the keyword, isn’t it? My room? It felt like a freaking palace. I had a room that felt like it could house a small family, but it was just *me*. King-size bed? Check. Giant soaking tub? Double-check. Seriously, the tub was bigger than my entire bathroom at home! Was it *perfect*? Maybe not. The aircon was a *little* loud (but honestly, I'm a light sleeper, so I'm probably being picky). And the TV? The remote... let's just say it took me a good twenty minutes and a frantic phone call to the front desk to figure out how to change channels. Turns out, I'm an idiot. But the bed? Oh, the bed. It was like sleeping on a cloud... a very, very expensive, possibly feather-filled cloud. And the view! I could see the city, especially beautiful at sunset. So, yeah, luxurious? Absolutely. Expect to feel pampered... and maybe a little lost in the beginning, figuring out all the switches and buttons.
Are there any specific room types you recommend?
I’m gonna say the suites. Splurge, okay? You’re in Udon Thani; you’re not exactly splashing the cash like you would in, say, Paris. Go big. Even the "smaller" suites were seriously spacious. Consider the angle of the sunlight you prefer, if you have such a thing, and ask for high floors or rooms with balconies, if you can. Because you are a king (or queen) for a bit, and therefore, deserve to see the world from your golden throne.
What about the pool? Is it as Instagrammable as it looks?
The pool...oh, the pool. It's... *good*. I mean, it's a pool. Clean, well-maintained, plenty of loungers. But the Instagram factor? Yes and no. It depends on the angle, honestly. The hotel tries hard, though! They've got the strategically placed plants, the perfect lighting. But, and this is a big but… the pool *gets busy*. And when it's busy, the magic kinda fades. You're not lounging languidly, you're dodging kids splashing and selfie sticks. If you can get there early, before the herd descends, totally go for it and get the perfect shot. If not, just enjoy the swim and remember to bring a towel.
Do they have a spa? And is it any good?
Yes, YES they do! And is it good? Okay. Let me tell you about my massage. I was stressed to the MAX before going – flights delayed, lost luggage, the whole shebang. I booked a two-hour Thai massage, thinking, "Right, time to melt away the tension." The spa itself? Super relaxing. Dim lights, soft music, the works. Everything was clean, and the staff were lovely. The massage itself? WHOA. It was INTENSE. Like, seriously intense. I was making little noises I didn't know I was capable of making. I mean it was professional, skilled work. The therapist was amazing at finding all the knots I didn't even *know* I had. At the end, I felt like a wet noodle, in the best possible way. So, yes, go. Just be prepared to feel like you've been thoroughly kneaded. Don't forget to tip!
What's the food like at the Thanburi Hotel?
Okay, the food... mixed bag. Breakfast? Absolutely fantastic! Seriously. The buffet was ridiculously extensive – everything from your typical Western fare (eggs, bacon, pastries) to amazing Thai dishes (noodles, curries, fresh fruit). I pigged out every morning. Lunch? Hit or miss. Room service was convenient after a long day exploring, but it was a bit pricy for what it was. Dinner in the main restaurant? Generally, pretty good! The presentation was beautiful, and dishes tasted as exquisite. However, after a couple of meals there you may consider going outside for more authentic street food, even if it's just to mix things up.
Is there a dress code for the restaurants?
Ah, yes, the dress code. Not super strict. I mean, I didn't see anyone in a tuxedo, but you definitely wouldn't be out of place if you were a bit more dressed up than you would atHotel Price Compare
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