Graduate by Hilton Tempe: Your Dream Phoenix Escape Awaits!
Graduate Tempe: My Phoenix Escape? Maybe - Let's Unpack This! (A Messy Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill ALL the tea on the Graduate Tempe. "Your Dream Phoenix Escape Awaits!" they say on their website, but let's be real, sometimes dreams have a little… grit. And this review? Definitely has grit.
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(The Review Begins - and the Chaos Unfolds…)
So, I booked this place. Heard good things, saw the Instagram ads… and, well, needed a little Phoenix sunshine in my life. The Graduate Tempe – it's got that whole "collegiate cool" vibe, which, depending on your age, is either charming or makes you feel like you're about to get ID'd at the bar. (I felt both, FYI.)
Getting In & Getting Around:
Alright, first impressions. Accessibility: I’m not in a wheelchair, but I did check out the ramp situation and saw that the hotel does offer Facilities for disabled guests. The lobby was pretty easy to navigate with the Elevator being a BIG plus. But the real test would be the rooms…
My Room: A Tale of Two Halves (and a Slightly Wobbly Bathroom)
My room! Okay, let's talk the Available in all rooms features, because those are crucial, amirite? Air conditioning? Check. Alarm clock? Check. Coffee/tea maker? Double check! This is important because I can't function without caffeine. The Free Wi-Fi was solid (thank goodness for Internet access – wireless AND Internet access – LAN – options are vital!). Carpeting, Desk, a Refrigerator… all as expected. BUT…
The bathroom! Okay, the Bathtub looked inviting, but the shower itself… felt a little cramped. The showerhead was a bit weak. The Mirror fogged up fast, which is just annoying. Also, a little something to complain about: I found the Toiletries to be "meh" – not bad, not great. Bathrobes were a decent addition.
I did use the Extra long bed and the Blackout curtains were actually great. I'm a light sleeper, and it made getting a good night's sleep easier! And Room decorations were very cute and on theme.
Cleanliness and Safety – Because 2024 is a Different Ballgame:
Listen, I’m a germaphobe, so this is a big deal. They seem to be trying: Hand sanitizer everywhere, Daily disinfection in common areas. They have a Hygiene certification. The room itself seemed clean, though I’m not always the best judge. The Room sanitization opt-out available gave me pause. Why opt-out?! That felt…odd. Staff trained in safety protocol, and I saw them doing their thing. But what do I know?
Things to Do, Ways to Relax… and My Pool-Related Nightmare (Mostly Kidding):
Okay, the Swimming pool [outdoor]. This was a huge selling point for me. I imagined myself lounging in the Arizona sun, sipping a cocktail… the dream. The pool area looked great in pictures, but in reality, it was… crowded. A bit. Okay, maybe a lot crowded. And the towels? Thin. Like, practically see-through thin.
The Pool with view had potential. Could have been a truly relaxing experience. But then… some kid decided to do a cannonball right next to me. I swear my cocktail practically jumped out of my hand.
Okay, okay, I'm being dramatic. But the pool experience was… uneven. Other experiences:
- Fitness center: Looked decent, but I didn't use it (judge me, I don't care).
- Spa/sauna: Didn't try it, but the pictures looked nice.
- Massage: Tempted! But didn't indulge. Blame the kid's cannonballs.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Rollercoaster!
Okay, food. Big category. Let's do this:
- Restaurants: They have a few. The main one, I tried for dinner. The International cuisine in restaurant was okay. Nothing mind-blowing. I tried the burger. Solid. Edible.
- Bar: Good. Lots of cocktails. Happy hour was popular.
- Coffee shop: Crucial. Good coffee, perfect for nursing my cannonball-induced trauma from the pool.
- Snack bar: Grab-and-go stuff. Convenient.
The breakfast? (Oh wait, I remember now.) The Breakfast [buffet] was… okay. Again, not life-changing. Standard fare. My Breakfast takeaway service wasn't an option either. It's a little annoying.
Overall, the food situation was… varied. Not a major highlight, but not terrible either.
(Rambling Intermission…)
I’m starting to realize something: I was expecting more. Maybe my expectations were too high, fueled by those Instagram ads. Or maybe Phoenix in general is just… a little overpromised when you arrive. I’m not sure.
(Back to the Review - Business & Leisure)
They do have Business facilities, including Meeting/banquet facilities and Audio-visual equipment for special events. I didn’t use any of it, but the presence is noted.
Services and Conveniences: The Good, the Okay, and the Confusing:
- Concierge: Helpful. Answered my questions.
- Daily housekeeping: Efficient.
- Doorman: Present
- Food delivery: Available (helpful for post-cannonball recovery).
- Elevator: Excellent.
- Dry cleaning/Laundry service/Ironing service All available. Convenient.
The Cashless payment service and Contactless check-in/out were a nice touch in these times.
Getting Around:
- Car park [free of charge] was a bonus.
- Taxi service available.
- Airport transfer – I didn't use it, but it's there.
For the Kids & Pets (Or Lack Thereof):
- Family/child friendly: I saw a few families. Probably fine.
- Babysitting service: They offer it.
- Pets allowed unavailable Okay, this needs a clarification: they mention pets, but in a vague manner that leaves me a little confused.
- Kids meal: They offer it.
The Quirks & Imperfections:
There were little things. The wi-fi, while generally good, occasionally hiccuped. The room service menu was a bit limited. The elevator felt… slow.
The Verdict: Is it a Dream? Not Exactly, but…
Look, the Graduate Tempe isn’t perfect. It has its flaws. The pool can be a zoo. The food might not blow your mind. But… it’s also a solid option. It’s clean, the staff is generally friendly, the location is good (close to things!), and the price is reasonable.
Would I go back? Maybe. If the price is right, and if I promise myself to bring my own pool towel and avoid cannonball zone. I’d give it a 3.5/5 stars. Not a dream escape, but a decent, quirky, and sometimes frustrating, but still enjoyable stay in the heart of Tempe.
Unbelievable Views Await: Conquer Utah's Mount Nebo!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's perfectly-formatted itinerary. This is a Graduate Tempe survival guide, fueled by caffeine, questionable decisions, and the existential dread of being a graduate student. Here we go…
Trip: Graduate Tempe Pilgrimage – Quest for Productivity (and Pizza)
Location: Graduate Tempe, Phoenix, Arizona (USA… Land of the Sun! And also, cacti. Lots and lots of cacti.)
Duration: Let's be realistic. 3 days. Maybe 4 if I don't accidentally lose track of time deep in a Wikipedia rabbit hole.
Day 1: Arrival, Panic, and Pretending I'm Not a Fraud
1:00 PM: Arrival - Ooh, Look at the Lobby! (Pretentious But True)
Okay, first impressions totally matter. And the Graduate Tempe? Nailed it. That lobby? Instant Instagram fodder. (I totally took a pic. Judge me. I dare you.) The retro furniture, the quirky art… it’s all designed to make you feel like you’re about to write the next great American novel, even if you're just planning on binge-watching Netflix. Sigh. The illusion is good enough for now.
(Anecdote Alert!) I swear, the lobby smelled faintly of old books and… existential dread. It was both comforting and terrifying. My brain whispered, "You should be reading those books, not pretending to be someone who reads them!"
1:30 PM: Room Check! (Hoping for No Cockroaches)
Success! Clean room. Bed looks comfy. Window faces… a parking lot. Classic. Actually, they've got a decent view of the pool. Maybe later I'll actually use it. (Narrator voice): Spoiler alert: You won't.
(Quirky Observation): Seriously, why are hotel rooms always so obsessed with pillows? Like, there's enough fluff in here to suffocate a small… well, a small something.
2:00 PM: The Actual Work Begins… (Or Does It?)
I unpack. I set up my laptop. I intend to start working on the mountain of assignments looming over my head. But first… gotta check email. And then… social media. And then… "research." (Which, let's be honest, is mostly me googling "how to not feel like a complete idiot"). It's a vicious cycle, people.
(Emotional Reaction): The sheer weight of the work is crushing me already. I just want to be back home, in my bed, watching cat videos… but that is not an option.
*4:00 PM: "Coffee Break" (aka, Fuel the Procrastination)
Okay, time for a "coffee break." I decide coffee shop because it's the only way to get me to actually do something. So, I find one. Order my overpriced, fancy latte. Then stare at the laptop, making notes, while simultaneously feeling self-conscious of my efforts. Because I need to be seen to be believed. Right?
(Messy Structure and Rambles): So, the barista looks at you like you're an idiot, and you just KNOW they are judging your lack of productivity. I'm pretty sure they're onto me. I'm 95% sure I'm not making progress. What am I even doing?
*6:00 PM: Dinner (aka, Carb-Loading for the Marathon of Procrastination)
I should be eating in the hotel, but I want out! I want to be around people, so I just choose something nearby with good reviews. But it really isn't that good. I'm disappointed. But also relieved that I don't have to cook.
(Stronger Emotional Reaction): This dinner was… meh. I'm so tired, and this food isn't even worth the calories. Why do I do this to myself? Why can't I just enjoy things? Ugh.
*7:30 PM: "Work" (Maybe)
Back to the room. Pretend I'm working. Maybe I'll actually get something done tonight. Probably not.
(Opinionated Language/Natural Pacing): Okay, let's be real. It’s 7:30 PM. I should be burying my head in books. I'm NOT. I'm pretty sure I'm just staring out the window, contemplating the vast emptiness of my academic career.
9:00 PM: (Trying to) Sleep.
I need sleep. I'm going to sleep. Good night.
(Stream-of-Consciousness): Wait. Did I lock the door? Did I turn off the… Ugh. Here we go again. Sigh.
Day 2: The Pool, the Panic, and the Pizza (The Good Stuff!)
9:00 AM: Coffee and Hope.
I NEED caffeine more than I need oxygen right now.
10:00 AM: POOL TIME?! (Nah)
I planned on going to the pool, but it's still 10 AM… The sunlight is hurting my eyes, I'm still tired, and I don't want to get in the pool with other people. Maybe later.
11:00 AM - 3:00 PM: "Work" (Again. The Same Stuff)
Repeating the same events from yesterday. Pretending that I'm doing something.
3:00 PM: The Pizza Revelation
Okay, this needs to be detailed. I found this amazing pizza place. I went to the pizzeria because it was literally right next door, and it was a whole-ass experience. The smell of garlic and oregano hit me the moment I walked in. The crust? Perfection. That soft, slight, yet crispy texture that just melts in your mouth. I almost cried. I order a pizza just for myself. The staff was super nice and friendly. It was a whole new world.
(Doubling Down on a Single Experience): Forget the books, forget the assignments, forget the world! This pizza was a religious experience. I literally, and I mean literally, closed my eyes with each bite. It healed the deep, soul-crushing wounds of grad school failure. It was an out-of-body experience. I was in another world.
6:00 PM: Trying to Feel Like a Human Being
I decide to go back to the pizza place because why not? I ordered the same thing, and ate it. I decide to just watch TV.
8:00 PM: Back to Reality, And More Panic
I have more work to do. I should've really started earlier.
(Stronger Emotional Reaction): God, I hate this. I hate everything.
Day 3: Departure, Reflection, and the Unspoken Promise to Do Better (Next Time)
9:00 AM: Coffee and Regret.
I'd stayed up late working on stuff last night, and now I regret it.
10:00 AM: Packing and (The Attempt at) Organization.
I'm going home. This will be a fresh start.
11:00 AM-12:00 PM: Check Out and Goodbye
I'm leaving. I'm hopeful!
Leaving Notes:
Food: Hit up that pizza place. Seriously. Do it. (I give it 5 stars! Amazing!)
Productivity: Don't plan on getting anything done. It's not going to happen.
Emotional State: Prepare for a rollercoaster. Embrace the mess. It's part of the experience.
The Truth: You're probably going to feel a little bit like a fraud. That's okay. Everyone does. Just try to learn something, and maybe, just maybe, enjoy a slice of pizza.
Final Word: Good luck, future grads. You'll need it. I know I do."
Graduate by Hilton Tempe: Your (Maybe Messy, Ultimately Awesome) Guide to Phoenix Fun!
Okay, Seriously... Is This Place ACTUALLY Cool? Or Just Instagram Cool?
Alright, look, I'm not gonna lie. The *first* thing I did when I saw the Graduate Hotel Tempe was, "OMG, gotta take a picture!" Seriously, it's like walking into a Wes Anderson movie meets a college bookstore. The decor? Hits you right between the eyes. Think bright colors, retro vibes, and enough quirky art to keep you entertained for hours. Instagrammable? Oh, honey, YES.
But here's the thing: it's actually not just surface-level pretty. It *feels* cool. Like, you can wander around the lobby, pretend to be a grad student (even if you peaked in high school!), and actually...enjoy it. I spent a solid hour just staring at the wall of vintage ASU yearbooks. (Don't judge me! History is my guilty pleasure, and the photos... well, let's just say fashion has evolved.)
Verdict: BOTH. It's Instagrammable, and it's genuinely cool. Prepare to snap a LOT of photos. You’ve been warned.
The Rooms: Are They Tiny, or Can I, You Know, *Live* There for a Weekend?
Okay, the rooms. Here's the real talk. They're not the *biggest* rooms I've ever seen. (I'm not sure anything in Phoenix is the biggest anything, it's all about that desert charm.) But they are well-designed. I stayed in a "Graduate King," and it was perfectly comfortable. Nice bed, good bathroom, all the usual suspects.
The real win? The *vibe*. They've leaned into the collegiate theme with decor that actually works. Think nods to the college spirit without being cheesy. The only issue, and here's my one minor gripe, the lighting can be a bit...dim. Like, if you're planning on doing elaborate make-up, bring a flashlight. Just trust me.
Verdict: Cozy, well-appointed, and totally livable. Just bring a brighter bulb if your a make-up enthusiast
The Pool Scene: Is It a Party, or More Chill? (And Should I Bring My Inflatable Flamingo?)
Okay, the pool. This is a *major* factor, right? In Phoenix, you gotta have a pool. And the Graduate's pool? It's pretty darn good. It's not a raging party scene, thank god. It leans more towards relaxed, good vibes. There's a bar (essential!), and plenty of space to sprawl out.
Now, the inflatable flamingo... I saw a couple. You won't get side-eyed for it. But honestly? The pool area is so cool, you'll probably be too busy drinking margaritas and enjoying the sunshine to care about inflatable birds. And by cool, I mean the ambiance, not the actual temperature of the water (which is, blessedly, perfect.)
Verdict: Relaxed, fun, and perfect for a day of lounging. Flamingo? Do it. But maybe bring a friend. Because, frankly, I'm jealous.
Food & Drink: Should I Even Bother Eating at the Hotel, or Just Uber Eats?
Okay, this is where I went a little...overboard. There's a coffee shop. There's a bar. And the restaurant, "Normal," is the place to be. And let me tell you, I really wanted to hate it, just to uphold some weird contrarian viewpoint (like that time my friend told me to try kale chips).
But, no. Normal is great. Great cocktails, the burger is fantastic, and the atmosphere is buzzing, but without the "trying too hard" energy. I actually had a moment of pure contentment eating dinner at the bar, watching the game, and sipping a perfectly made old fashioned. It's not cheap, let's just be clear, but it's worth it. And that breakfast burrito? Yeah, have it. You deserve it.
Verdict: Eat. At. Normal. Do it. You won't regret it. Coffee shop for a quick bite. Uber Eats is there if you want something specific, but the dining is, well, pretty damn fabulous.
Is it Easy to Get Around? (Because, Phoenix Traffic...)
Okay, Phoenix traffic. Let's just say, it's a thing. The Graduate is in a pretty good spot, though. Close to Mill Avenue, which is the heart of Tempe: walking distance to bars, restaurants, and all the college vibes.
If you're planning on exploring further afield, you'll probably need a car or rideshare. I Ubered everywhere. It was easy and convenient. Don't try to drive during rush hour unless you have a good podcast. Trust me on this.
Verdict: Good location within Tempe. You will need wheels (or ride-sharing apps) for exploring the wider Phoenix area. Plan accordingly.
The Staff: Helpful? Or Just "Seen It All" Hotel Staff?
Okay, this is important because the staff can *make* or break your experience, right? I encountered a mixed bag. Most of the staff were fantastic. Super friendly, helpful, and genuinely seemed to enjoy working there.
I had one minor issue, but I won't bore you with the details. Lets just say, it was resolved quickly. Overall, the staff gets a thumbs up. They are not just going through the motions; and in a slightly trendy place like this, that's impressive. (I'm looking at you, front desk guy who helped me with my slightly ridiculous phone charger issue. Thank you!)
Verdict: Mostly very good. Helpful and friendly. Expect a little polish, and a genuine effort to make things right.
The Vibe: Is It More "Young and Hip" Or "Family-Friendly?"
Okay, this is crucial when picking a hotel. The *vibe*! Is it a party zone? A quiet retreat? Or something in between? At the Graduate Tempe, it's definitely got a younger, hipper vibe. Lots of college students, young professionals, and people who seem to appreciate a good cocktail and cool decor.
I saw a few families, but honestly? It's probably not the *best* choice for really young kids. It's more about the stylish bar, the trendy restaurant, and the general "cool kid" atmosphere. You *could* bring kids, but they'd be surrounded by more adultsHotel Finder Reviews
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