Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn Cornhusker Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn Cornhusker Review (You WON'T Believe This!) - My Honest Mess
Okay, folks, buckle up. I’m about to spill the beans, or should I say, the corn kernels, on the Quality Inn Cornhusker in Lincoln, Nebraska. I've spent a lot of time in hotels, and this one…well, it's a thing. Don't expect a perfectly polished travel blog; this is the raw, unadulterated truth, warts and all. Think of it as a therapy session disguised as a hotel review.
First Impressions: Accessibility & the Elevator of Doom?
So, first off, accessibility. YES! They actually GET it. Huge plus. Wheelchair accessible throughout? Check. Elevators? Yep. Okay, so maybe the elevator felt like it was powered by hamster wheels sometimes – a bit slow, a bit creaky – but hey, it worked. I'm a bit on the clumsy side, so those accessibility features made my stay a lot easier, and that's what matters, right? They have a great setup for people with disabilities, and that makes me happy.
Internet: Free Wi-Fi…and the Great Wi-Fi Glitch of '23
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" the website declared. Music to my ears! Well, mostly music. In theory. At first, it was faster than molasses in January. I swear, my old dial-up connection would have been faster. I needed the internet for my work, because I have to work, even on vacation, ugh. Eventually, it sped up…but then died at the worst possible moment, during a client video call. Pure panic! I ended up tethering from my phone, cursing the corporate overlords controlling the internet. Lesson: Pack a backup data plan, just in case.
Cleanliness and Safety: Germaphobes, Rejoice (Mostly)
Alright, so, I'm naturally a bit of a clean freak. During my stay, I was super concerned with cleanliness, especially given the recent events. Their focus on cleanliness was pretty reassuring. They mentioned using anti-viral cleaning products, professional-grade sanitizing, and rooms sanitized between stays -- which is a big relief for a person like me. There were hand sanitizers everywhere, like a constant reminder, which is also a good thing. However, I’d have loved to see a bit more consistency in the common areas. Some days everything was spotless, other days…well, let's just say I wouldn't have eaten off the carpeting. Still, points for effort. They checked hygiene boxes.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Buffet Odyssey
The breakfast buffet. Oh, the buffet. It’s a classic. They had a buffet, and it was… well, it was there. Standard stuff: scrambled eggs that looked like they originated on a different planet, questionable bacon, and a waffle maker that seemed to taunt me because I could never make a good waffle. But hey, it was food, and considering the price, I can't grumble too much. The coffee, however, was surprisingly decent. I needed it to get me through the waffle-induced despair. On a positive note, they had a pretty decent selection of vegetarian options.
Things to Do / Ways to Relax: The Pool with a View?
They have a pool! And a fitness center! The pool: it was outdoors, which felt great on the sunny days. The “view” was the parking lot, but hey, it was water. The gym. Well, let's just say the equipment looked like it hadn't been updated since the Reagan administration. Treadmills that groaned under their own weight, dumbbells with faded markings, and a general air of "used-but-not-abused." I did glimpse a sauna, but I was too chicken to go in but they do have a spa/sauna! I wanted to relax, so the idea of the spa was appealing, but the idea of actually booking an appointment was off-putting.
Services and Conveniences: The Mystery of the Missing Iron
Okay, this is where things get a little…quirky. They offer laundry service, which is awesome. Also, they provide free parking, which is a lifesaver. However, let's talk about the ironing service. I requested it for a dress for an event. They said they would, and I thought they would…but my dress magically reappeared, still wrinkled. Apparently, the ironing fairies weren't on duty that day. I ended up doing a frantic "steam with the shower" trick, praying for the wrinkles to disappear. Crisis averted, but the fact remains: don't count on the iron.
For the Kids: Babysitting? Really?
Families are welcome! While babysitting wasn't something I needed (solo traveler here!), I think offering it is a thoughtful move. They have kid-friendly options, so parents should be at ease! Kids’ facilities and kids’ meals are included.
The Room: Expectations vs. Reality…and the Blackout Curtains of Truth
The room itself? Decent. It was functional, clean enough (after giving it the obligatory "inspect every surface" once-over). I was able to relax and work after an afternoon of exploring. The blackout curtains were a godsend, essential for dealing with the pesky Nebraska sun, and they worked perfectly. I slept like a log. The bed was comfortable, the shower had good water pressure, and there was enough space. It wasn't fancy, but it was perfectly adequate. The window opened, which I love. So the basic necessities were all there.
The Quirks and the Charm (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Here’s the thing about the Quality Inn Cornhusker: it’s got character. It's not a slick, sterile, cookie-cutter hotel. It has flaws. But those flaws are what made it memorable. The slightly wonky Wi-Fi. The questionable scrambled eggs. The missing iron. These things are part of the experience. It's got a certain charm. It's real. And honestly? I kinda loved it.
Final Verdict: Would I Recommend It?
Yes. With caveats. If you're expecting five-star luxury, you'll be disappointed. If you want a clean, functional, accessible, and surprisingly charming place to stay in Lincoln without breaking the bank, then the Quality Inn Cornhusker is worth a look. It's not perfect, but it's honest, and sometimes, that's all you need. (SEO & Metadata)
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- H1: Lincoln's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn Cornhusker Review (You WON'T Believe This!)
- H2: First Impressions: Accessibility & the Elevator of Doom?
- H2: Internet: Free Wi-Fi…and the Great Wi-Fi Glitch of '23
- H2: Cleanliness and Safety: Germaphobes, Rejoice (Mostly)
- H2: Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Buffet Odyssey
- H2: Things to Do / Ways to Relax: The Pool with a View?
- H2: Services and Conveniences: The Mystery of the Missing Iron
- H2: For the Kids: Babysitting? Really?
- H2: The Room: Expectations vs. Reality…and the Blackout Curtains of Truth
- H2: The Quirks and the Charm (and the Occasional Hiccup)
- H2: Final Verdict: Would I Recommend It?
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Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your grandma's color-coded travel itinerary. This is a Quality Inn Lincoln Cornhusker saga, ripped straight from the depths of my questionable memory and probably a stray coffee stain or two on the notes. Here we go… and expect potholes, because life, you know?
Day 1: Arrival (and the Quest for the Almighty Keycard)
- 2:00 PM: Arrival at the Quality Inn. Okay, first impressions. Let's be honest, the exterior screams "mid-range comfort," which, hey, isn't always a bad thing. I mean, at least there's not a clown statue in the lobby, right? (Knock on wood). However, the parking situation… Oy vey. Found a spot, managed to not clip the minivan of a screaming toddler (a victory in itself).
- 2:15 PM: Check-In - The Great Keycard Debacle. Walk up to the front desk. Lady behind the glass looks vaguely bored. “Room number’s 217.” Easy peasy. Click, swipe, ding! "Your keycards, sir." Great! I think to myself. "They have a pool, pool is good, let's go!" I get to the room, key doesn't work. Back down to the front desk. Sigh. "Keycards, sir." Click, swipe, ding! This time, to my relief, it worked.
- 2:45 PM: Room Reconnaissance – Décor & Existential Dread. Okay, the room. It's… beige. Neutral, safe, forgettable. A testament to hotel design that doesn't offend anyone, which, admittedly, can be a relief after a long drive. Two queen beds, a desk that looks like it's been through a war, and a TV that I swear is older than the internet. I’m not sure if I'm in a hotel or a time capsule. I decide to give them a chance.
- 3:30 PM: Pool Time! (Or, My Near-Drowning Experience). Okay, the pool. This is what I had been waiting for. The website promised “sparkling waters.” Sparkling? More like tepid and slightly cloudy. The kids were there, yes. I saw multiple adults and a couple of teenagers. Sigh. I dove in. After about 10 minutes of swimming, I decided to try the edge. I put my head under water, for a moment. When I came back up, I swallowed some water and started coughing. After a good cough to get rid of the water, I walked away. What a journey!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at (Insert Generic Chain Restaurant Here). Tired and hungry, I opted for the classic: whatever's closest and has familiar food. It was fine. Truly. Food, they say, fuels the body. So I was good.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the Room – Channel Surfing and Existential Crisis, Part 2. The TV is now my sole companion. I flip through channels. The selection is… limited. I find a documentary on the mating rituals of migratory birds. Fascinating, actually. But also: am I really watching birds on vacation? This is my life. I then decide to watch an action movie. The action movie had more action than my day.
Day 2: University Exploration and the Quest for the Perfect Coffee
- 7:00 AM: Wake Up Call! (Or, The Mystery of the Alarm That Never Went Off). Hotel room alarm clock. This thing. Ugh. I set it. I swear. The alarm decides to remain silent. I wake up with a jolt, convinced I've missed the entire day. (Turns out, I just missed the alarm. Small victories, eh?).
- 7:30 AM: Breakfast – The Continental Buffet’s Dance of Disappointment. So, breakfast. Your standard Continental fare: cold eggs, sad-looking pastries, and coffee that tastes vaguely of sadness. I load up on carbs and pretend not to notice the quality.
- 9:00 AM: University of Nebraska Campus Tour – The "Ah, Memories" Tour. I drag myself out of the hotel. I take the tour. It was great! The place had plenty of kids! I felt old! I got plenty of exercise walking, seeing stuff. It was good.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch – The Burger That Saved My Day. I spot a burger joint. My stomach is growling. I walked in. The place was alive, the smell of grilling. This was a burger I would never forget.
- 2:00 PM: Coffee Quest – The Search for Caffeine Salvation. I was in dire need of coffee. Good coffee. Not the swill from the hotel. I went to a local coffee shop. The barista was super friendly, the coffee was superb! I think this was the highlight of the day.
- 4:00 PM: Free Time – Reading and Existential Crisis, Part 3. Back in the room. I start reading a book I brought. I feel… blah. What is the meaning of life? Is beige really the color of existential dread? Should I have ordered the fries? Answers elude me.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at (TBD) – The Search for Culinary Inspiration. I'm going to wing it. Wandering, hungry, and open to culinary experiences. I find a restaurant and choose it.
Day 3: The Departure (and the Bitter Sweet Taste of Freedom)
- 7:00 AM: Brevity Is the Soul of the Breakfast. I grab a quick bite at the breakfast. There is no time for the eggs.
- 8:00 AM: Last-Minute Pack and the Key Card’s Final Act. Pack my stuff. It feels like leaving a not-so-great ex. I drop the key. Keys that are not supposed to be dropped hit the ground. I hear the clink and pick it up.
- 9:00 AM: Check Out and Good Riddance! I make my way to the front desk. Hand over the keys. "How was everything?" the clerk asks. "It was… an experience," I reply. And with that, I was free.
The Aftermath: Thoughts, Feelings, and Existential Reflections
Okay, so the Quality Inn wasn't perfect. It was a mixed bag of lukewarm coffee, questionable decor, and keycard drama. But, you know? It was mine. My little beige haven from the chaos of the road. And, in its own weird, slightly depressing way, it was kind of comforting. And now I'm on the road again. Until next time, Nebraska!
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