Albuquerque's Pyramid Hotel: Unbelievable Views & Luxury You Won't Forget!
Albuquerque's Pyramid Hotel: Views That'll Steal Your Breath (And Maybe Your Wallet) - A Messy, Unfiltered Review
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just wrestled my way out of the Pyramid Hotel in Albuquerque, and let me tell you, it's a trip. I'm talking views that punch you in the gut (in a good way, mostly), luxury that whispers sweet nothings in your ear (then promptly pulls out a credit card machine), and a whole lotta… well, stuff. Let's dive in, shall we? This review will be as organized as my sock drawer after a particularly enthusiastic laundry day.
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First Impressions (AKA The "Holy Wow" Moment):
Okay, so you pull up to this… pyramid. Yep. A freaking pyramid in Albuquerque. It's a bit jarring, honestly. But that jarring sensation fades immediately when you walk through the lobby. My jaw actually dropped. The sheer scale of the place is impressive. And the light! Oh, the light! It's all enormous windows and sunbeams, and you're instantly bathed in that glorious New Mexican desert glow. It's… something.
Rooms: Luxury, with a Side of "Where's the Damn Light Switch?"
My room? (Available in all rooms, by the way – a good start). It was… well, it was nice. Really nice. Think:
- In-room safe box: Checked. Always a good thing.
- Bathroom: Luxurious. Separate shower/bathtub, a bathtub phone (who uses those anymore?!), and enough towels to build a small fort. The complimentary toiletries were high end, which is always a win.
- Free Wi-Fi: And it actually worked! (Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Score!)
- Air conditioning: Crucial in the desert heat.
- Desk, Laptop workspace: They cater for the business traveller!
- Bed: Extra long, with comfortable linens.
- Views: The thing. I'm telling you, those windows. (Window that opens? Mostly pointless with the AC pumping, but hey, options!)
Now, the downside? Finding the damn light switch. I swear, I wandered around my room for a solid ten minutes in the dark, feeling like a confused bat. (Blackout curtains are awesome, but not when you can't find the light switch to lower them.) Okay, minor complaint. I forgive them. Also, the TV had on-demand movies, so… distraction achieved.
Another minor gripe: the carpeting felt a bit old school, but I may be splitting hairs.
The View: Seriously, Prepare to be Gobsmacked (But Maybe Pack a Dramamine)
The views! This is the selling point. And it delivers. I was on a high floor (High floor, check!), and the panorama was… stunning. The Sandia Mountains, the city lights twinkling below, that vast, beautiful desert landscape stretching out forever. You could easily spend an entire afternoon just staring at it. It’s almost overwhelming. It's why you pay the extra dough. It’s just…wow. I even considered paying extra to extend my stay just to soak it in some more!
Accessibility (Because Everyone Deserves a Slice of Paradise):
Accessibility is important to me (I have a friend who uses a wheelchair), and I'm happy to report that the Pyramid Hotel seems to make a decent attempt.
- Elevator: Check! (Essential).
- Facilities for disabled guests: Listed as available. I saw some accessible rooms. I didn’t personally test them, but it appears they have them.
- Room accessibility: I did not inspect any accessible room, but they looked as though there were options for those who need them.
- 24-hour front desk and security: Great.
- Exterior corridor: No idea. The place is so built-up there is no way of knowing how the room doors are designed. (I wasn't exactly looking for corridors!)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (Prepare Your Tastebuds – and Your Wallet):
Okay, so the Pyramid has a boatload of dining options. And yes, they are available 24 hours (Room service [24-hour] – Praise be!).
- Restaurants: They've got everything from casual cafe fare to fancy fine dining.
- Breakfast [buffet]: I'm a sucker for a good buffet. The breakfast buffet was… extensive. Western breakfast, Asian breakfast, buffet in restaurant, coffee/tea in restaurant – they tried to cover all the bases! The omelet station was a highlight.
- Poolside bar: Crucial! Sipping a margarita by the pool, watching the sunset over the mountains… pure bliss. The cocktails, by the way, were delicious (but not cheap).
- Coffee/tea in restaurant Yep, that's available.
- Snack bar A must-have, especially if you have kids!
- A la carte in restaurant: No problems here.
- Desserts in restaurant: Some of the best!
- Happy hour: A must-have for the budget-conscious traveller!
- Alternative meal arrangement: If you’re a picky eater, you shouldn’t have a problem finding a menu option!
- Poolside bar: Great!
- Salad, Soup: Got it.
- Restaurants, Coffee Shop, Bottle of water, Breakfast takeaway service, Vegetarian restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant: They probably had these. I honestly can't remember. My memory is shot after all of that rich food!
- (Cashless payment service): Of course!
- (Safe dining setup): No problems here, either.
The Spa: Pamper Yourself (If You Dare – My Wallet Wept):
Look, I'm a sucker for a spa. The Pyramid's spa… it's gorgeous. Luxurious. (Yes, I use that word a lot; it's deserved.)
- Spa: Yes!
- Sauna, Steamroom: Yep!
- Massage: Essential.
- Body scrub, Body wrap: If you're really feeling fancy.
- Pool with view: The spa pool was lovely.
- Fitness center, Gym/fitness: I didn't hit the gym. My idea of exercise is reaching for the remote. But I saw it. Looked well-equipped.
The massage? Heavenly. The price? Less so. (My wallet is still recovering.) But… worth it? Maybe. For the experience, yes. For my bank balance? Jury's out.
Things to Do (Besides Staring at the View):
- Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: I mean, it's a pool. It's nice. But the view from the rooms… it's just unbeatable.
- Babysitting service: Available – for those traveling with children
- Family/child friendly, Kids meal, Kids facilities: Yes!
- Poolside bar: Another must-have!
- Meeting/banquet facilities, Seminars, Indoor venue for special events, Outdoor venue for special events, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Meeting stationery: if you’re there for work
- Gift/souvenir shop: Always a trap!
- Convenience store: For those essentials.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Taxi service, Valet parking: Easy parking
- Airport transfer: If you're flying in.
- Proposal spot: Definitely!
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, COVID):
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Anti-viral cleaning products, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment: Good to know they're taking things seriously.
- Cashless payment service: Yes, of course.
- Check-in/out [contactless]: Indeed.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Attempted.
- Room sanitization opt-out available, Individually-wrapped food options: Options.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's sanitized itinerary. This is how I'd conquer the Albuquerque Marriott Pyramid North, and let me tell you, it's gonna be a wild ride.
Day 1: Arrival, Disappointment, and Desert Dreams (Maybe)
- 1:00 PM - Arrival at Albuquerque International Sunport (ABQ): Ugh. Airports. They’re all the same, aren’t they? The stale air, the stressed-out families, the inevitable overpriced coffee that tastes like sadness. I'd packed way too many "just in case" outfits, naturally. And my luggage? Somehow always seems to attract the same airline employee who looks like he personally dislikes everyone on the flight.
- 1:45 PM - Taxi to the Marriott Pyramid North: Ah, the glorious New Mexico sunshine! I crank the AC in the cab because I hate the smell of stale taxi air mixed with desperation.
- 2:30 PM - Check-in at the Marriott: The lobby is… well, it is pyramid-shaped. Kinda retro-cool in a 80s business-trip-gone-wild kinda way. Hopefully the room lives up to the promise. And oh, the check-in line's a bit of a comedy of errors, the sweet receptionist and an extremely enthusiastic tourist trying to explain the art of bolo ties.
- 3:00 PM - Room Reveal (Fingers Crossed): Please be clean, please be clean, please be clean. Honestly, that's all I ask for. And maybe a view that doesn't involve a parking lot. Okay, the king bed is a welcome sight. The view? Uh, it's mostly other buildings… but hey, at least there are no cockroaches!
- 4:00 PM - Poolside Reconnaissance (Maybe): I am attempting to get some sun and maybe a little R&R, but the pool's crowded with screaming children, so strike one. I mean, the sheer volume of shrieks is enough to make a saint reach for a tequila.
- 6:00 PM - Dinner at the Hotel Restaurant, "Pyramid Grille": Okay, let's be honest: hotel restaurants are usually a gamble. But hey, I'm hungry. I order the New Mexican enchiladas, and they're… okay. Sort of bland. But the margaritas? Strong! So I'm already getting my groove on. I sit at the bar alone, observing the other diners. A family is having a heated debate about ordering pizza. A business traveler is frantically texting. Ah, hotel life.
- 8:00 PM - Unsuccessful Attempt at the Hotel Gym: The word "gym" is loosely used here. It's tiny, stuffy, and smells faintly of… well, let's not get into it. I stare at the treadmill for 5 minutes, then retreat back to my room. The weight seems to be a major deterrent after a day of travel.
- 9:00 PM - Couch Potato Time: I spent a good hour watching TV, a show about competitive eating. I really do not get it, but the sheer scale of the food made me hungry.
Day 2: Balloon Fiesta Prep (and a Near-Disaster!)
- 7:00 AM - The Early Bird (Hopefully) Gets the Worm: The alarm blares! Today is the day I attempt to go balloon watching! And I am already regretting that margarita from last night.
- 8:00 AM - Breakfast Buffet at the hotel: Okay, I know I shouldn't eat all this… but the waffles are calling to me. And those little sausages… I swear they're made of happiness.
- 9:00 AM - Balloon Fiesta Site Recon!: This is it! The Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta is the whole reason I came! I grab my stuff, I get ready. I arrive to find parking spots are limited, and a whole lot of traffic. I spent a good hour just looking for a place to park. I was nearly in tears.
- 10:00 AM - Balloon Fiesta Frenzy!: The balloons are just now starting to go up! The sheer volume of balloons is… breathtaking? I will go with beautiful. The crowd is a chaotic circus of families, photographers, and people who look slightly bewildered like me. I try to take some photos, but my phone dies. Of course!
- 12:00 PM - Food Truck Fiesta: Okay I'm hungry and there's loads of food trucks! I inhale a breakfast burrito that is the size of my head. It's pure, unadulterated, delicious fuel. And I accidentally get a large coffee, which, given the earlier near-meltdown over parking, is probably a bad idea.
- 1:00 PM - Shopping around… and getting lost: Now to the actual Balloon Fiesta, what can go wrong? I get a bit lost. I bought a cheesy souvenir, I lost my sunglasses, and my feet hurt.
- 3:00 PM - Nap time?: I return to the hotel. I could go for a nap. I crash on the bed and instantly fall asleep.
- 7:00 PM - Dinner at a "Real" New Mexican Restaurant (Recommended by a Local, Hopefully!): Someone at the front desk suggested… a local restaurant. It's the real deal! And it reminds me I have a weakness for sopaipillas.
- 9:00 PM - The Night Cap: I drink a soda water and head to bed. Exhausted but happy.
Day 3: Exploring Albuquerque (and Questionable Life Choices)
- 9:00 AM - Late Start. I over-slept and had a strong coffee.
- 10:00 AM - Old Town Albuquerque: Cute shops, historical buildings, and the promise of good coffee! I'd planned to wander through Old Town, soak up the history, and maybe buy some turquoise jewelry I didn't need.
- 12:00 PM - Lunch. I find a small cafe that smells like coffee and art. I have some really yummy food and feel incredibly happy.
- 1:00 PM - Breaking Bad Tour (Yes, Really!): Now, I'm not sure what got into me, but I somehow booked a Breaking Bad tour. I'd watched the show years ago, and the details are a bit hazy, but the tour seemed… well, unique. Turns out, the tour guide is a local legend!
- 4:00 PM - Back to the Hotel: Yes, finally. But I'd had a truly great day. I felt happy and full.
- 6:00 PM - Farewell Dinner (Maybe): I order room service and watch a movie. It's a decent ending to a decent trip.
Day 4: Departure (and a Promise to Return…Maybe)
- 7:00 AM - Wake up: This is the end.
- 8:00 AM - Pack and check out: Another sad "goodbye" to the comfy hotel bed.
- 9:00 AM - Airport again…: I made my flight just about on time.
Final Thoughts:
Albuquerque, you were… unexpected. The Marriott Pyramid North? It was a hotel. I had some fun, made some questionable decisions, and ate a lot of food. I learned a lot. I am sure I will be back again!
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Albuquerque's Pyramid Hotel: Seriously, Does it Live Up to the Hype? (A Messy FAQ)
Okay, let's be real – is the view *really* as breathtaking as the pictures?
Ugh, FINE. The view. The *view*. I swear, I've seen postcard photos of the Pyramids in Egypt that weren't this dramatic. When I first walked into my room... (and I'm not one for gushing, usually, you know?).... but the floor-to-ceiling windows? My jaw. Actually, it *dropped*. I mean, the Sandia Mountains in all their majestic glory? Sunset painting the desert in those insane oranges and purples? Forget the pictures. Seriously, go. Just go. The pictures barely scratch the surface. One night, the clouds were just... *perfect*. Like someone had sculpted them. I actually teared up a little. Don't judge me. I'm from Ohio. We have... fields. And corn. This was... different. (Side note: My mom, who *loves* sunsets, was insanely jealous when I called her.)
Is it actually *luxurious*? Like, are we talking actual luxury or 'budget-friendly luxury' that feels... questionable?
Alright, alright, this is where things get... interesting. Let's just say my expectations were HIGH. And, mostly, they were met. The lobby? Gorgeous. The staff – generally lovely and super helpful. (Except for the one guy at the valet who clearly hated his life. He grumbled something about "fancy people" and tossed my keys like I'd personally offended him. But hey, everyone has a bad day, right?). Now, the room... *That* room. Plush robes? Yep. Fancy toiletries? You betcha. The bed? Seriously, I think I could have slept for a week. (And might have, if it weren't for the fact that I was there to, you know, *see* Albuquerque.) The "luxury" part? It's legit. It *FEELS* luxurious. But also, there's a slightly... *dated* vibe, you know? Like, it's been luxurious for a while. A REALLY nice while. But it still feels like a hotel. Not, like, my own personal palace.
I've heard the food is amazing. Is that true? And is it wallet-crushing?
Okay, the food. Oh, the food. The restaurant up top – the one that's *supposed* to have even *better* views? (Spoiler alert: it does, mostly.) I'm a foodie. I live to eat. I *dream* of food. And... it was fantastic. But, like, *fantastic-fantastic* expensive. Like, "should I refinance my student loans to afford this bottle of wine?" expensive. The steaks? Holy moly. Melt-in-your-mouth stuff. The service? Flawless. The portions? Generous. The bill? *gulp*. My tip was practically the price of another appetizer. Don't get me wrong, it was a *treat*. But plan accordingly. There are some more 'reasonable' options downstairs, but... you know. Lower stakes. (And, honestly, the views from the lounge downstairs give you a decent second-best experience.)
What about the location? Is it convenient for exploring Albuquerque?
Okay, this is important, people. The location is... fine. It's not *right* in the heart of Old Town, but it's a relatively short drive. And you're pretty close to the freeway. But, and this is a big but... remember the valet guy? He was right. You *might* feel a little... separate from the 'real' Albuquerque. It's not a super walkable area, so you'll def need a car (or Uber). The immediate surroundings aren't exactly buzzing with excitement. But, hey, beautiful desert landscapes, so... yay! The convenience factor? 7/10.
Are the pools any good? I need to relax.
The pools...oh, the pools. One of those things that makes you question your life choices. The outside pool -- is kinda small. Its nice. But the inside one... It has a swim-up bar. A SWIM-UP. BAR. Look, I'm not normally a big pool person, but the idea of swimming up to a bar, ordering a margarita, and staring out at the mountains? Pure, unadulterated bliss. It's not the biggest pool, and it can get crowded, and the music is a little... loud (think: generic pool music blasting), but I have to give it kudos for sheer novelty. Did I spend an entire afternoon there? Yes. Did I have a few too many cocktails? Maybe. Did I regret it? Absolutely NOT. It was AMAZING. Okay, sorry. Back to my thoughts, the towels were plush, the water was warm... it was perfect, aside from the aforementioned issues. Definitely recommend.
Is it family-friendly? Or more for couples/romantic getaways?
It *can* be family-friendly, but... I'd say it leans more towards couples/romantic getaways. There's nothing *inherently* not kid-friendly, but the overall vibe is more sophisticated. The pool areas, especially the swim-up bar, are probably best enjoyed without a screaming toddler nearby. That said, the staff seems accommodating, and I did see a few families enjoying themselves. It just might not be the *ideal* destination for a full-on family vacation.
Any hidden fees or sneaky surprises I should be aware of?
Okay, the dreaded hidden fees. They exist. Valet parking. Resort fees (bleh). The mini-bar? Don't even *look* at it unless you're prepared for a small heart attack. Check the fine print *before* you book! I learned that the hard way with the valet. It's not outrageously priced, but those little things add up. Also, the gift shop...avoid it. Mostly souvenirs and lots of overpriced snacks.
Would you go back? And would you recommend it? Spill the tea!
Okay, so the raw truth? Yes. I would definitely go back. I mean, those views! And the margarita by the pool. And the fluffy bed. But. And this is a BIG "but"... I'd go prepared. Prepared to spend money. Prepared to deal with a *slight* datedness. Prepared to maybe encounter a grumpy valet attendant. But the good? It *vastly* outweighs the less-than-stellar. Would I recommend it? ABSOLUTELY. If youStay Finder Review
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