
Saratoga Springs Getaway: Your Perfect Residence Inn Stay (NY)
Saratoga Springs Getaway: My Perfect Residence Inn Stay… Or Was It? (A Review with More Feels Than Facts)
Okay, so I'm back. Fresh off the bus (that's another story for another time!), and ready to spill the tea on the Residence Inn in Saratoga Springs. I'd heard whispers of its perfection, the stuff of legend. Did it live up to the hype? Buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your average TripAdvisor bullet-point rundown. This is… my experience. And it was… well, it was a thing.
First Impressions & Accessibility: Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
Right off the bat, good vibes. The Residence Inn felt… welcoming. Not the overly slick, robotic kind of welcome, but a genuine, "hey, glad you're here" vibe. Finding it was easy (always a win!), and the parking situation? Glorious. Free, on-site parking. Bless. Now, let's talk accessibility. This is important, because I'm a… well, let's just say I appreciate a place that understands the word "ramp."
Accessibility: They've done a decent job. Elevators were plentiful, and the lobby and common areas were easily navigable. They DO have "Facilities for disabled guests", hurray! My little scooter could zip around without much issue. The little things matter, you know? Like, the automatic doors (a lifesaver!), and accessible restrooms (which, thankfully, were clean!).
Wheelchair Accessible: Yup, definitely a win here. Wide hallways, accessible rooms… They've put some thought into this, unlike some places I've been to that clearly consider a curb a "feature."
Rooms: My Cozy Little Fortress… With a Few Quirks
So, the all-important room. I had a corner suite - felt fancy even though I was, like, barely capable of making my own breakfast.
Available in all rooms: Um, yeah, pretty much everything you'd expect. A/C, alarm clock (which I never set, because who needs more stress?), a comfy bed (score!), and… wait for it… bathrobes! I’m basically a celebrity in this hotel, apparently.
Internet: Okay, this is where it gets interesting. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Woohoo! Now, I’m a slave to the internet. So, you know, big deal. But here's a weird thing: It wasn't super-reliable. I got a message on the tv, "Internet Access – LAN". What is this, the 90's?? I mean, I get it, they probably have a network but the Wi-Fi was, patchy, shall we say? Still, they had "Internet Access – wireless," so I didn't completely lose my mind.
Coffee/Tea Maker: This is important. Coffee. Like oxygen. The coffee maker was… adequate. Not the gourmet stuff, but hey, it did the job. Complimentary tea was an extra little bonus.
The Little Things: The blackout curtains were a godsend. Seriously, I slept like a baby (or, you know, a slightly grumpy adult). The shower? Powerful. The toiletries? Decent enough. The weirdly placed light switches? Okay forget that.
Room decorations: Let's be real, that was a bit bland. No, I did not expect a Banksy hanging but maybe a more modern art, something more… Saratoga-y?
The Amenities: Spa, Fitness, and… More Spa? I Guess?
Okay, this is where my inner pampered princess almost shined.
- "Pool with view"? No. Well, the pool itself was nice, but the view was… the parking lot. Slightly disappointing on the "Instagrammable" scale.
- Spa/Sauna/Steamroom: Yes and Yes. I spent an embarrassing amount of time luxuriating in the sauna. Hot, sweaty bliss. The spa? Less crowded, which I appreciated. The massage? Amazing. Seriously, if you go, book one. My tense shoulders practically melted into the table.
- Fitness Center: The gym was small, standard hotel gym. Nothing to write home about, but it had the essentials. I, uh… attempted to use it. Let's just say the sauna won that round.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food Glorious Food (With Some Hiccups)
Ah, the food. This is where the Residence Inn went from "pretty good" to "almost perfect."
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet was a classic. The usual suspects: eggs, bacon, pastries, yogurt – the works. Okay, it wasn't gourmet, but the coffee was drinkable, and that’s all that matters. "Breakfast takeaway service" was available.
- Restaurants/Bars: Not many. There was a pool bar but no pool with a view. I think I could have gotten a snack down there, but I probably would have fallen over.
- Coffee Shop: Yes, there was a coffee shop. More importantly, there was a well-stocked mini-bar in the room. Crucial.
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitized Perfection… Almost
Alright, the COVID thing. Nobody wants a virus on their vacation.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere! I have never been so "sanitized" in my life.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to know what they were doing.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: I was confident in this aspect.
- Breakfast in room: Okay, I did not expect this.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Concierge: Friendly. Efficient. Never met the guy, though.
- Convenience store: They had everything! Candy! Drinks! Toothpaste! Exactly what I needed after running out of all of those.
- Laundry service: Helpful! My clothes were clean and folded.
- The really important conveniences: They had "Facilities for disabled guests." Score.
- Cashless payment service: Thank god. I hate carrying money.
For the Kids: I Don't Have Kids… So…
- Family/child friendly: This place SEEMED family-friendly. I saw a lot of happy, well-behaved kids. My cat is probably my kid, so I don't know.
- Babysitting service: Did not use. I babysit cats all day.
Getting Around: Freedom on Wheels
- Car Park [free of charge]: Yes! Such freedom!
- Taxi service: Probably available. Didn't use it.
- Airport transfer: No, I didn't fly in, but I assume it would have been easy.
The Verdict: Highly Recommended (With a Few Quirks)
Would I recommend the Saratoga Springs Residence Inn? Absolutely, YES. The accessibility, the comfy rooms, the spa (OMG, the spa!). The service was genuinely friendly. The small imperfections, the patchy Wifi, the so-so view from the pool, and the slightly generic room decor? They really didn't detract from the overall experience.
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Saratoga Springs: My Brain's Itinerary (Subject to Change, Mostly for the Worse)
Okay, so Saratoga Springs. Sounds fancy, right? Horses, history, hopefully not a whole lot of pretentious people. I’m staying at the Residence Inn. Why? Free breakfast (essential), and I’m not about to drop a fortune just to sleep somewhere. Let's see if I can actually stick to a plan… this is basically a roadmap to inevitable chaos. Wish me luck. (I'm going to need it.)
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Unpacking Debacle
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Residence Inn. Pray the check-in process isn't arduous. I'm already picturing the front desk person’s face as I stumble over my name. "Is it… sigh… Jones?" (My last name is not Jones). I swear, the "Welcome" pamphlets look a little too eager. Are they trying to sell me something?
- 1:30 PM - 2:30 PM: The Great Unpacking. This is where my organizational skills (read: lack thereof) truly shine. Suitcase explosion imminent. Will I remember where I put my charger? The odds are stacked against me. I'll be rummaging for an hour, possibly fueled by a tiny, sad bag of trail mix I scrounged from a gas station earlier. Pray for the safety of my socks.
- 2:30 PM - 3:30 PM (ish): Walk around Saratoga Springs. Get lost on purpose. I'm thinking stroll. I'll probably end up somewhere completely random. Maybe I'll see a horse. Then I’ll probably get distracted by a particularly shiny leaf. I mean, is this leaf really that amazing? Who am i kidding? Of course it is.
- 3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: The Saratoga Race Course (Giddy Up!). First time at the Saratoga Race. I've never been to a horse race. I'm completely clueless about betting. I will probably bet on the horse with the cutest name or the most majestic coat. Prepare for a massive loss. But hey, the people-watching will be top-tier. I'll just watch the horses and sip some ice tea and pretend to know what is going on. Maybe, just maybe, I'll win… (unlikely).
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Finding Food. Okay, the horse racing probably didn't get me any richer, so budget restaurants only. I'm hoping for some decent pizza. Or maybe not. Every time I think about food, I remember the cheese I left at home.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Checking out the Congress Park. I'm hoping to see the Canfield Casino, but may also just end up taking pictures of the fountain. I'll probably fall down.
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Collapse in hotel room. Probably order room service (because I am too lazy to leave). Maybe watch a terrible movie. Basically, a glorious, lazy end to a day of mild adventure.
Day 2: Museums, Murals, and Meltdowns (Maybe)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Free breakfast ambush. Pancakes vs. waffles? The eternal struggle. I intend to hoard every single mini-muffin I can find like a tiny, carb-obsessed squirrel. I shall also attempt to look presentable, which for me, involves brushing my hair. Victory will be mine.
- 9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: The National Museum of Racing and Hall of Fame. Here goes nothing. I might actually learn something about the horse racing world. The details in these places are always mind-blowing. If I don't understand it, I'll just stare at the pretty pictures and wonder what the jockeys are thinking.
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Roam the streets and find the most colorful mural. I'm picturing Instagrammable opportunities galore. I aim to be the most uncool person in the vicinity, striking poses that scream "tourist." Embrace the awkwardness, or whatever.
- 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Time - Another budget-friendly moment. I'm hoping to find something a bit different today.. something with spice.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Saratoga National Historical Park. Okay, history time. I'm not usually a history buff. But hey, maybe a little battlefield exploring will make some sense of the past?
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Spa City Experience. This is the moment I've been somewhat looking forward to. I don't know what it's like but I can be sure to bring a camera to keep you updated!
- 4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Pretend I'm a sophisticated traveler by visiting a local shop. Buy a souvenir. Something that I'll never actually use.
- 5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back to the room. Probably order room service again because, well, why not? This time, though, I'm going for the "treat yourself" vibe. Maybe some dessert. Maybe, just maybe, I'll finally tackle that book I've been meaning to read. (Spoiler alert: I won't.)
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Go shopping. Don't go shopping.
- 7:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner. Do I need a formal dinner?
- 8:00 PM - ? Bed, sleep, repeat.
Day 3: Heading Home (With a Few Surprises, I'm Sure)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: The last free breakfast hurrah! I will load up on pancakes for the long journey home.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Pack. The actual packing is going to be a rushed jumble of items. Most likely, I'll be "packing" the same way I unpacked: terribly.
- 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Last-minute souvenir shopping (the real frantic kind). I'm looking for that perfect "I got this for myself" present, possibly something unique to Saratoga Springs (though, let's be honest, I'll probably end up with another t-shirt).
- 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Check out. Pray for a smooth departure. Also, secretly hope the front desk person hasn't seen me looking like a total disaster for the last two days.
- 12:00 PM: Hit the Road. Wave goodbye to Saratoga Springs. Maybe I'll actually come back. Maybe I won't. Either way, I'll have a handful of memories (and probably a few slightly-stained t-shirts) to show for it.
Post-Trip Musings:
I bet I'll come back with: A sunburn. The knowledge that I'm terrible at betting. And a slightly renewed appreciation for free breakfast. And the realization that "the best laid plans…" well, you know the drill. Saratoga Springs, you were… something. And, despite my best efforts, I actually enjoyed myself. Who knew?
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Saratoga Springs Getaway: Your Perfect Residence Inn Stay (NY) - Or, The Slightly Chaotic Truth
Okay, so, Saratoga Springs. Is it *actually* worth the hype? And, like, is the Residence Inn the right call?
Breakfast, huh? Tell me about the breakfast. Is it just sad hotel-buffet fare?
Let's talk location. Is the Residence Inn located somewhere easy to get to the good stuff?
Okay, fine, the location sounds good. What about the rooms themselves? Are they decent?
Horse racing! I've always wanted to go. Any tips?
Beyond the track, what else is there to do in Saratoga Springs?
Is the Residence Inn Pet-Freindly?


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