Escape to Akron: Stow's Best Kept Secret Hotel Awaits!
Escape to Akron: Stow's "Secret" That Almost Made Me Lose My Cool (But Didn't Happen… Mostly) - A Messy, Honest Review
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on this "best-kept secret" hotel in Stow, Ohio, AKA, Escape to Akron. Let me preface this by saying: I went in with high hopes. Stow, Akron… I pictured rolling hills, quaint towns, maybe a rogue cornfield or two. What I got was… well, Stow. And a hotel. Let's dive in, shall we?
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First Impressions: The Arrival and the (Mostly) Smooth Entry
Right, so first things first: Accessibility. This is important to me, as I've travelled with loved ones with mobility issues. Escape to Akron gets a solid B+ here. Plenty of parking (Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site]) - always a bonus when trying to get in and out with a wheelchair. The Elevator? Works. The Facilities for disabled guests? Seemed… adequate. I say seemed because I didn't get to fully investigate, but from what I saw during a quick scan, the ramps and wider doorways seemed in place (Wheelchair accessible). Now, would a person who specifically needs a super-accessible room feel completely at ease? Honestly, I couldn't say. I'd recommend calling ahead and grilling them. But the initial impression was better than some places, so kudos.
Check-in? Contactless check-in/out. Didn't even see a human until I needed one. Kinda cool, kinda impersonal. (Check-in/out [express]) They offered a Concierge, but honestly, I didn't see the point of it. But hey, nice to know it's an option.
The Room: My Personal Sanctuary (Minus a Few Hiccups)
Okay, let's talk room. I went for the standard. And, hey, it had almost everything you could ask for! Air conditioning that actually worked (a win in the muggy Ohio summer). Free Wi-Fi? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Check. And it was fast. Because in this day and age? A good internet connection is a necessity. Because how else am I supposed to bingewatch my favorite shows while I'm supposed to be relaxing? (More on relaxation, later.) Available in all rooms:
- Additional toilet - Awesome!
- Alarm clock
- Air conditioning
- Bathtub
- Blackout curtains
- Closet
- Coffee/tea maker
- Complimentary tea
- Daily housekeeping
- Desk
- Extra long bed - They forgot to mention how comfortable it was!
- Free bottled water
- Hair dryer
- High floor
- In-room safe box
- Internet access – wireless - Super fast and good.
- Ironing facilities
- Laptop workspace
- Linens
- Mini bar
- Mirror
- Non-smoking
- On-demand movies
- Private bathroom
- Reading light
- Refrigerator
- Satellite/cable channels
- Scale
- Seating area
- Separate shower/bathtub
- Shower
- Slippers
- Smoke detector
- Socket near the bed
- Sofa
- Soundproofing
- Telephone
- Toiletries
- Towels
- Umbrella
- Visual alarm
- Wake-up service
- Window that opens
- Internet - Super fast!
The room itself was fine. Clean, but not sparkling. But, I’m a stickler for cleanliness, especially in these post-pandemic times. Rooms sanitized between stays is a plus. But they have the option to Room sanitization opt-out available . That confused me a little bit, because if they're cleaning the rooms, what am I opting out of? Anyways…
The Great WiFi Debacle (and My Near-Meltdown)
The Internet access – LAN (Internet [LAN]) was available, which is nice for the old-schoolers. Free Wi-Fi [free] was good, so the Internet access – wireless was something that I needed. But there was a problem. A BIG problem. The first few hours? The Wi-Fi kept cutting out. I'm talking, buffering, the dreaded spinning wheel of doom, completely interrupting my much-needed dose of Schitt's Creek. I was this close to losing it. This is when I truly appreciated the Staff trained in safety protocol. Luckily, the tech support fixed it quickly.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Surviving on International Cuisine (and a LOT of Coffee)
Restaurants were available, with a lot of international cuisine (International cuisine in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant). A la carte in restaurant seemed to be the way to go, so I went there and tried the Asian breakfast one morning. Surprisingly good! Coffee/tea in restaurant was a godsend, because as I said, I'm dependent on coffee. So, the Coffee shop was a nice option for a quick caffeine fix. There was also a Poolside bar, and even though I didn't go, it seemed nice.
The Spa Experience: Bliss? Mostly.
Okay, the spa. Spa! YES. This is where Escape to Akron almost redeemed itself. The Body scrub was divine. The Massage? Needed. The Sauna and the Steamroom? Heavenly. And, the Pool with view of the lush Ohio landscapes? Just kidding -- there was no view! But it was an indoor pool, and it was warm and inviting. It was a Swimming pool [outdoor]. I spent a glorious hour there, and I actually found myself relaxing. Almost! The Spa/sauna was amazing. After my treatment, I felt like I'd shed a whole layer of stress. I think I might have fallen asleep mid-massage! Things to do, ways to relax:
- Body scrub
- Body wrap
- Fitness center
- Foot bath
- Gym/fitness
- Massage
- Pool with view
- Sauna
- Spa
- Spa/sauna
- Steamroom
- Swimming pool
- Swimming pool [outdoor]
Safety First (Like They Promised):
The whole COVID thing? They were trying. They are taking the safety seriously in this post-pandemic era. Anti-viral cleaning products were used and Daily disinfection in common areas was also a plus. The Hand sanitizer stations were plentiful, which is always a good thing. Also: Sanitized kitchen and tableware items ensured I was safe, and the Staff trained in safety protocol.
Services and Conveniences:
Let's not forget the basics. Daily housekeeping performed its duties. There's a Laundry service, which is handy if you're on a longer trip. And, the Elevator was a godsend.
For the Kids, and the Family-Friendly
Babysitting service was there, which is cool. But, overall, the feel was more designed for adults.
The Final Verdict: Should You Escape?
Escape to Akron isn't perfect. But, it's a solid choice. It offers convenience, (mostly) comfortable rooms, and the opportunity to "escape." Just temper your expectations. It's not a luxury resort. It's a really decent hotel in Stow, Ohio. Is it a best-kept secret? Maybe not. But it's a good option and I can see it being a really good spot. And who knows, you might just have a better experience than I did. Just remember to bring your own coffee and your own patience, especially if the Wi-Fi acts
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Because this isn't your sanitized, "perfectly planned" travel itinerary. This is the unfiltered, slightly-chaotic, and definitely opinionated journey I'm about to embark on from the glorious (hopefully!) haven of the Fairfield Inn & Suites Akron Stow. Strap yourselves in, because it's gonna get weird.
Day 1: Stow, Here I Come… Or Am I Already Here?
- 1:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Arrive at Fairfield Inn & Suites. Okay, first impressions? Clean. A little… beige. Like the hotel equivalent of a safe, predictable beige cardigan. Look, I appreciate a baseline level of cleanliness, especially after the harrowing drive, but a splash of personality wouldn't kill anyone, right? And the lobby? Let's just say the floral arrangement is…trying. This is where the dream begins, right?
- 1:30 PM - 2:00 PM: Unpack. Ugh, the dreaded unpacking. It's the ritualistic unwinding of the road. The ritual of living out of a suitcase until the last second. The moment those "comfortable" hotel pillows call your name. And this glorious bed! My emotional and physical well-being lies in the hands of those pillows. Now let the adventure begin!
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Scope out the land. Let's be honest, I need sustenance. I'm eyeballing the Stow shopping district. Are we talking chain restaurants and the same stores I could find at home? Or are there quirky, hidden gems that will make this whole experience worth the drive? Pray for quirky.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Let's be real, I'm probably going to wander into the Target. I can't help it, it's a weakness. And maybe, just maybe, I'll actually buy something I need instead of a random clearance item I'll regret later. But hey, a girl can dream, can't she?
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner at… Alright, I'm gonna risk it. I'm going to find a local recommendation - let's look for a restaurant with character. If it's bad, I'll be back at the hotel with a frozen pizza. But hope remains, and I'm ordering something bold!
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Unwind. Back to the beige-cardigan hotel, I guess. I'm going to spend a little bit of time on the internet, I think. Catch up on some news or stream something. And then… sleep. Maybe.
Day 2: Akron's Embrace (and Potential Mishaps)
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. The complimentary breakfast. The joy of the continental. I'm hoping for waffles. Glorious, crispy, waffle-y goodness. If they have a waffle maker, this trip instantly gets a point.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Prepare to explore!
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Here's where things get interesting. I plan to explore the iconic Stan Hywet Hall & Gardens. This should be pretty cool, assuming the weather cooperates. I have high hopes for this location. The real question is: will I be able to resist the urge to touch everything? The inner child in me is already screaming "DON'T TOUCH THE ART!" (and I probably will). I'm anticipating a profound emotional reaction.
- 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch. Hopefully, I find a charming little cafe. Or, you know, a place that serves a decent sandwich without charging an arm and a leg. Gotta keep that budget in check, people!
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: I'm back to the hotel to relax for a bit. Maybe I'll take a nap.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Dinner! I'm shooting for the stars here. I've been looking for more quirky restaurants nearby.
- 6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Wind down for the evening, I'm thinking it is a relaxing movie night. Maybe I'm too exhausted from the excursion and I will crash.
Day 3: Farewell, Ohio!
- 8:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Breakfast… again! Waffle watch is still in effect. Fingers crossed.
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: pack up.
- 10:00 AM: Check out of the hotel and start back home!
Final Thoughts:
This, my friends, is but a rough sketch. Things will invariably go sideways. I'll probably get lost, overspend, eat too much junk food, and accidentally judge the decor of every establishment I enter. But that's the beauty of it, right? The imperfect, the unplanned, the moments that make up a truly human adventure. I'll adjust, adapt, and likely complain the entire time. But at the end of it all, I'll have a story (or several) to tell. And maybe, just maybe, I'll discover something about myself along the way. Or, you know, find the perfect waffle iron for my own kitchen.
Wish me luck! (And send coffee.)
Luxury Getaway Awaits: Fairfield Inn Charlotte Gastonia, NC
Okay, "Escape to Akron"? Seriously? Stow, not Akron? What's *that* about? I'm already confused.
So, is this "secret hotel" actually *secret*? Or just a fancy motel with a marketing budget?
What kind of rooms are we talking about? Are we slumming it, or am I getting my luxury on? Because my back is *not* up for a lumpy mattress anymore.
The amenities, though... what's the deal? Pool? Spa? Wi-Fi that doesn't make me want to chuck my laptop out the window?
Let's talk location. Is it in the middle of nowhere? Or is it actually… convenient? Because I need access to food and, you know, civilization.
The staff! Are they friendly? Or do they treat you like a burden? Because I can't stand rude people.
Okay, so, overall… would you go back? What's the verdict? Hit me with the truth.
Alright, you mentioned a "Chipotle", but you're obsessively mentioning it. Is this a sponsored post? Because I detect some serious burrito love. Tell me more!
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