Newport Beach Paradise: Marriott Resort & Spa Luxury Awaits!
Newport Beach Paradise: Marriott Resort & Spa - My Chaotic (But Mostly Glorious) Getaway!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just got back from spending a few days at the Newport Beach Marriott, and let me tell you, it was an experience. I'm talking rollercoaster of emotions, from giddy excitement to "did I remember to feed the cat?!" moments. And, you know, that's life, right? Not everything's perfectly curated Instagram material, and this review aims to capture ALL of it.
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Accessibility: The Good, the Okay, and a Little Bit of a Headache
Let’s start with the nitty-gritty, because, honestly, it’s important. Accessibility is definitely a selling point here, which is great! Wheelchair accessibility is a focus, thank goodness. I saw ramps and elevators everywhere, which is a HUGE win. I'm not in a chair myself, but I always keep accessibility in mind. I like seeing places that make it easy for EVERYONE to enjoy themselves. (That's my good deed for the day, check!)
- Accessible Restaurants/Lounges – The common areas were fine, getting around was easy.
- Elevators – No problem there. Always a plus!
- Exterior Corridor - The outside corridors were easy to manage.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests - Plenty.
Internet Access: Wi-Fi Woes (and Victories!)
Okay, the Internet situation. Sigh. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! - YES! That's the kind of thing that makes my heart sing. No more nickel-and-diming for connectivity. The Wi-Fi was generally pretty good, especially in the Room (see below). I did notice it got a bit patchy in the public areas during peak hours. I think the resort needs to beef up their bandwith, but it certainly was usable for streaming. Internet access – LAN Not something I cared about but it was there, if needed.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax… and My Attempt at Zen
Alright, let's talk about the good stuff – relaxation! The spa at this place is… well, it's the bomb. Seriously. I indulged in a body scrub, and I swear, I shed a layer of stress. I think I also had a body wrap. I have no memory of this. Must've been the massage… amazing massage. That's where all my stress melted away. The whole spa experience was a high point.
- Fitness center – it had all the equipment you’d expect. I didn't go (I was on vacation! And the burger situation made me very happy).
- Pool with view – Stunning outdoor swimming pool! I'm not sure if the view made the pool better, of if you were better off swimming IN the pool… Either way, I spent a lot of time here.
- * Sauna, Spa/sauna, Steamroom – They had all the toys to help me chill.
The other perks – Breakfast in room - I ordered it one day because, hell yeah, room service! Babysitting service, for all those families with kids. Happy hour – because, well, Happy Hour! The pool bar was perfect. The resort is very aware of making it a good vacation.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe in a Post-Pandemic World
Look, I'm a bit of a germaphobe, okay? (Don't judge!) But I felt relatively safe here. They were definitely taking cleanliness and safety seriously. Lots of hand sanitizer. Daily disinfection in common areas. They were trying, at least. I could tell they were using anti-viral cleaning products.
- Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items – I saw evidence of all this.
- Staff trained in safety protocol – Seemed that way, from my interactions.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter – They tried!
- Cashless payment service – Totally a plus.
- Doctor/nurse on call, First aid kit – Always reassuring.
- Hygiene certification – Good.
- Individually-wrapped food options – Yep.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: The Foodie Chronicles
Okay, food. This is where things get… interesting. The restaurants are plentiful. Asian cuisine in restaurant – I had some delicious noodles. The buffet in restaurant was a solid option. Coffee shop for a quick caffeine fix was great. But let's get real: the room service coffee? It was… not great. Weak. Like, "is this even coffee?" weak. That's my only real complaint about the room. The Poolside bar served great drinks.
- A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast service, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant – Okay, the variety was amazing. I was never bored.
- Breakfast [buffet] – A solid continental spread.
- Happy hour – Chef’s kiss.
- Snack bar – Perfect for poolside cravings.
Services and Conveniences: The Extras That Make Life Easier (or More Chaotic)
The services are pretty standard for a resort of this caliber. I loved the concierge! Always helpful with tips and directions. Daily housekeeping – My room always looked spotless. The doorman was super friendly.
- Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center – Mostly all available.
- Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking – Parking was easy.
- Air conditioning – Always appreciated.
For the Kids: Family Fun (and Maybe Some Quiet Time for Mom and Dad)
I didn't travel with kids, but I saw plenty of families. The resort seems very family/child friendly. They have babysitting service and the kids looked like they were having a blast.
- Kids meal, Kids facilities – All available.
Access & The Nitty-Gritty (Things I Actually Notice)
- CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private], Couple's room, Exterior corridor, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Hotel chain, Non-smoking rooms, Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms, Safety/security feature, Security [24-hour], Smoke alarms, Soundproof rooms – Standard.
- Proposal spot – A nice touch!
- Smoking area – Always appreciate.
- Bicycle parking – Noted!
- Car park [free of charge] – Wonderful!
- Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. – The room was great. The bed was comfortable. Plenty of space. The Internet access – wireless was good. The Air conditioning kept it at a nice even temperature.
Getting Around
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Manchester's BEST Western? This Hidden Gem Will SHOCK You!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dissect a trip to the VEA Newport Beach, A Marriott Resort & Spa, a swanky joint in Newport Beach, CA. Now, I'm not promising perfect grammar or pristine prose. I'm promising the unfiltered, messy, and hopefully laugh-out-loud funny account of a human attempting to relax. Let's do this!
Day 1: Arrival, Anticipation, and Airport Blues (and maybe a little bit of bliss?)
10:00 AM (ish): Land in Orange County! Technically, it's John Wayne Airport, but let's be honest, it's just "the Orange County airport." The plane ride? A blur of lukewarm coffee and the existential dread of having to unpack. Ugh, the unpacking.
10:30 AM -11:00 AM (ish): Rental Car… Okay, here's where things get REAL. I'm not the best driver, and the rental car agency, bless their hearts, tried to upsell me on everything from a "magical stain removal elixir" to a "breathable car cover." (Do cars even have lungs?) I stood there, brain fried from the flight, and signed up for… something. I don't even remember. Just praying I don't ding the bumper.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM (ish): The Drive. Thank GOD for GPS. "Recalculating… recalculating…" It's my life motto. The traffic was… ugh. Welcome to California. It took about an hour to navigate the infamous LA traffic… I'm going to need a serious massage after this.
12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Check-in & Initial Impressions - The Place is… Nice. Alright, so the VEA. First impressions? WOW. The lobby is HUGE. Like, the size of a small airport terminal. It's all sleek lines, modern art, and the overwhelming scent of… money? Maybe I should have packed nicer shoes. The check-in was surprisingly painless. They offered me a welcome drink – a sparkly, fruity concoction. SCORE! Now, to the room…
1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Room Revelation & Retail Therapy: My room! Ocean view, baby! The bed is gigantic, swathed in what I assume is Egyptian cotton. The bathroom? Marble and… well, let's just say it's a place where I could happily spend an hour just admiring the faucet. Immediately, I dumped my bags, collapsed on the bed, and probably spent a good 20 minutes just staring at the ceiling, feeling… relieved. I'm starting to actually relax. Wait, what? I'm supposed to be doing things? Okay… let's hit the shops. Newport Beach has some seriously fancy boutiques. I browsed. I touched. I dreamed of buying a ridiculously overpriced scarf. I didn't. But the window shopping was therapeutic.
3:30 PM - 5:00 PM: Poolside Bliss (or, My Attempt at Elegance) The pool! This is where I envisioned myself, effortlessly gliding through the water, sipping a cocktail, looking like a glamorous movie star. The reality? I wobbled around in my oversized sunglasses, nearly tripped on a stray towel, and spilled half my overpriced mojito down my front. Elegance, I am not. But… the sun, the water, the general feeling of "no responsibility"… yeah, I'm adapting. Fast.
5:00 PM - 6:30 PM: Dinner Prep & Pre-Dinner Drink- The Bar is Gorgeous. Showered, changed, and feeling marginally less like a disheveled tourist. Time for a pre-dinner drink at the bar. The bar is beautiful, all dark wood and mood lighting. It's the kind of place where you feel encouraged to make eye contact with strangers. I managed to do that, and I got a few smiles in return. This is more like it. I ordered a gin martini, which cost more than my entire grocery budget for the week, but hey, I'm on vacation!
6:30 PM - 8:00 PM: Dinner at Celebrity Chef Restaurant - A Gastronomic Adventure (and some internal struggles) Celebrity Chef Restaurant (Let's call it that. I don't want to name-drop too much, you know?). The food was, I must admit, incredible. Each dish was a tiny masterpiece, beautifully presented. I ate things I'd never even heard of. Was I enjoying the experience? Yes. Was it possibly a little pretentious? Maybe. At one point I thought I saw a waiter judging my fork technique, and after a few glasses of wine, I may or may not have eaten a bread roll like a caveman. Oops. But the dessert? Oh, the dessert. Divine.
8:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Evening Stroll & Ocean Whispers After dinner, I needed a walk. The air was fresh and cool, and with the waves softly crashing on the beach…. well, if this is what paradise is meant to be, I'm absolutely in. I'm starting to feel like maybe, just maybe, this trip is going to be worth all the airport stress.
9:00 PM onwards: Room Service & Indulgence (and a touch of guilt). Back in my room, I decided to order room service – fries and a burger. Because, calories don't count on vacation, right? I devoured the whole thing, and then spent an hour scrolling through Instagram, comparing my life to other people's curated highlight reels. I know, I know, it's ridiculous. But the guilt was worth it. This is what relaxation is all about. Day 2: The Beach, The Spa, and a Whole Lot of "Me" Time.
8:00 AM: Wake-up & (Attempted) Healthy Start: Ugh, dragging myself out of that glorious bed. I swore I'd do yoga on the balcony. Failed. Instead, I stared at the ocean for a good 45 minutes while scrolling through emails. Productivity level: zero. Motivation: even lower. I did, however, manage to eat a piece of fruit. Progress!
9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Beach Bound! Sun, Sand, and Slightly Embarrassing Moments. Okay, beach time! I grabbed my ridiculously oversized sun hat (necessary, I assure you), slathered on the sunscreen (the good stuff, with the pretty packaging), and trotted down to the sand. The water was chilly, but the sun was glorious. I attempted to be graceful frolicking in the waves. I failed. I got sand in places I didn't know sand could get. I spent a good ten minutes trying to avoid a small crab. But! I also actually relaxed. I closed my eyes, listened to the waves, and let the sun warm my face. It was pure bliss.
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Spa Day - The Height of Luxury (and a little bit of drooling). The spa! Oh. My. Goodness. The VEA spa is another level of luxury. I had a massage, a facial, and basically felt like I was encased in a cloud of lavender and bliss. I almost fell asleep during the facial, which probably would not have been a good look (snores in the spa? NO). Seriously, this was what a vacation should be.
2:00 PM - 2:30 PM: Post-Spa Zen & Snack Time. Tea, some weird but delicious healthy snacks, and a quiet room to just… be. I could get used to this. I really, really could.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Exploring Newport - The Pier, the shops, and a moment of pure silliness. Time to be a tourist! I walked the pier, watching the surfers, and the people. I got ice cream (because priorities). I bought a postcard (which I will probably never send). I people-watched. I laughed. It was perfect.
5:00 PM - 6:30 PM: Sunset Cocktails - Another Round of Perfection - Or maybe a bit much? The sunset! Back to the bar for sunset cocktails. This time, I mixed things up a little and tried something with tequila. The sky was on fire, a blaze of orange and purple. It was beautiful. The cocktails were… strong. I might have started talking to strangers (again), and I am pretty sure I declared myself a "beach bum for life." Oops.
6:30 PM - 8:30 PM: Dinner at Casual Restaurant- Dinner went down without much ado, which was, well, perfect at that time, I was ready for some pasta and the waiters knew it! I was pretty much done with the whole formal process.
9:00 PM onwards: The Big Sleep. Back To the room. Another burger, the internet, bed.
Day 3: Departure & Reflections (aka, the Reality Check)
- 8:00 AM: Final Breakfast & the Sadness of Packing. Okay, the
Newport Beach Paradise: Marriott Resort & Spa - The Messy Truth, Question by Question!
1. Is the Marriott Newport Beach REALLY as luxurious as they say? Or is it just Instagram hype?
Okay, let's be real. Instagram? Yeah, it's probably got some filters on it that make it *look* better than reality. But… the Marriott Newport Beach? Honestly, it's pretty darn close. My first impression? Pure, unadulterated "Ooh, fancy!" Seriously, the lobby is like walking into a perfume commercial – all soft lighting and hushed whispers. I mean, I'm a total mess, right? Like, I spill coffee down myself *daily*. But even *I* felt a little… elegant in there. The rooms? Spacious, clean, and the view? Unbelievable. I watched the sunset from my balcony with a glass of wine, and I'm pretty sure I shed a tear because it was so ridiculously beautiful. Okay, maybe it was just the wine. But still, LUXURIOUS-ish. They definitely deliver the goods, mostly. More on that later!
2. What's the deal with the pools? I’ve heard mixed reviews!
Okay, the pools… this is where it gets a *little* messy. They've got several, which is a massive plus. The family pool? Packed. Like, sardine-in-a-can packed. Kids screaming, splashing, inflatable flamingos… you get the picture. If you're after a tranquil swim, avoid that like the plague. I made the mistake of trying to read a book there once. Didn’t last five minutes. My book got splashed, a kid stole my sunglasses (okay, he probably didn’t *steal* them – I think he was just fascinated), and I ended up running for my life.
The adult pool? MUCH better. Quieter, more relaxing… until this *one* woman started doing laps at 6 AM and, bless her heart, she was like a human motorboat. Seriously, the waves! I swear I almost drowned. (Okay, dramatic, I know.) But on a clear day, with a cocktail in hand… pure heaven. Just… choose your pool wisely, that's all I'm saying.
3. Let's talk food. Is the dining at the resort worth it, or should I venture out?
Oh, the food. This is where it gets… complicated. The resort restaurants have their pros and cons, like a very messy relationship. The pros: convenience, beautiful settings, and some seriously delicious dishes. The cons: your wallet will weep. Seriously, I dropped a small fortune on a single avocado toast and a mimosa. A *gourmet* avocado toast, though, I must admit. But still!
There is a restaurant, View, I think it was called, that was incredible, the views are spectacular and the food was exquisite. I would highly recommend it. Honestly, though, venturing out is a good call. Newport Beach has SO many amazing restaurants! I found this tiny little taco place down the street that was to die for. And cheaper than a single espresso at the resort. So, balance it out, yeah?
4. The Spa! Is it really a total escape, or just another overpriced treatment?
Okay, the spa… this is where the Marriott gets it right. The spa is a total, complete, glorious escape. I got a massage. I *needed* a massage. My life is stressful, okay? The massage therapist was a miracle worker. I swear, she kneaded all my anxieties away! The facilities are gorgeous – quiet, serene, and they have a relaxation room with zero-gravity chairs. I almost fell asleep there. Okay, I *did* fall asleep there.
It's not cheap, let's get that out of the way. But it's worth it. A truly luxurious experience. I emerged feeling like a new human, at least for a few glorious hours. Then the real world hit me and I was stressed all over again. But hey, temporary bliss is still bliss, right?
5. What's the service like? Are the staff friendly and helpful?
Service? Okay, here's my experience – a mixed bag. Some staff members were *amazing*. Super friendly, genuinely helpful, went above and beyond. Like, the bellhop who helped me with my luggage… my bag was so heavy from all the clothes I packed I didn't even wear. He was a saint! The front desk was great too.
Then… there were the moments. Like, I ordered room service one morning, and it took an hour and a half. I nearly starved! And one time, trying to find the gym, the directions weren't clear. Also, there was a bit of a mix up with my bill at checkout (which, to be fair, was quickly resolved). It’s not perfect. But overall, most people were lovely. Just… be patient, and don’t be afraid to speak up if something isn’t right.
6. What’s the overall vibe of the resort – is it family-friendly, romantic, party-central, or something else?
The vibe… Okay, here's the breakdown: It's definitely got a bit of everything, kinda like a buffet of experiences. Definitely family-friendly, especially during peak season. Lots of kids running around, playing in the pools. Romantic? Absolutely, especially if you're into sunset walks on the beach. Plenty of couples, hand-in-hand. Not *quite* party central, although I did witness some rowdy bachelor/bachelorette parties. And, you know, the drinks flow freely, so…
But the overall vibe? Relaxed luxury. Think: upscale, but not stuffy. Comfortable, but not overly casual. Pretty damn close to paradise, even if you do have to deal with a few hiccups along the way – like, say, someone doing laps too early in the morning.
7. Speaking of the beach - is it easy to access and enjoy?
Ah, the beach! The *reason* you're probably considering the Marriott, right? The access is pretty darn good. It's close, a short walk, and they usually have a shuttle running which is a major bonus, especially when you're lugging all your beach gear (towel, sunscreen, a book you'll never finish).
The beach itself is gorgeous. Soft sand, beautiful water, perfect for a stroll or a swim. Parking can be a nightmare, if you're driving. But the resort makes it easy. The waves can get a little rough, depending on the day, so keep an eye out. One day, I was caught by a rogue wave and completely soaked! It was hilarious! But also, freezing. So yeah, beach access? Thumbs up. Just be prepared to get a little sandy – and maybe a little wet. And maybeHotel Hide Aways
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