Hickory's Hidden Gem: Courtyard Hotel Review (NC)
The Grand Imperial: A Review That's More "Meh" Than Majestic (And Mostly Wi-Fi-Worthy)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea – or, more accurately, the lukewarm instant coffee – on my recent stay at the Grand Imperial. This review is less "polished travelogue" and more "anxious scribbles on a cocktail napkin," so bear with me. And yes, I'm still trying to figure out why I thought a body wrap sounded appealing. Let's dive in, shall we?
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Accessibility: The Good, The Okay, and The "Huh?"
Let's start with the basics. Wheelchair accessible? Mostly, yes. I'm not in a wheelchair, but I did spot ramps and elevators. The website claims everything is accessible. The truth? Well, maybe not. I’ll get to that later.
Internet Access: My Precious!
Okay, this is where the Grand Imperial actually delivered. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hallelujah! Finally, something I could truly love. The Wi-Fi in public areas was also decent. Internet [LAN] was available, but honestly, who uses LAN in this day and age? I primarily relied on the Wi-Fi [free]. The speeds were sufficient for streaming my brain-rotting dramas and definitely enough for working. Because, you know, I like to pretend I'm working on vacation.
On-site accessible restaurants / lounges: While I'm not sure about the accessibility of every area (like the hidden nooks), I saw a few areas that looked like they could be fully accessible. No personal experience though.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: From Bubbles to Blah
The Spa was… something. I opted for a Body Wrap. (Why, oh why, did I choose that?) The "relaxing" music sounded like a dial-up modem dying, and the therapist kept asking if I was "comfortable." By the time I was wrapped in what felt like industrial cling film, I was anything but. The Sauna and Steamroom were nice, but I couldn't shake the memory of the cling film.
The Swimming pool was great, especially the Pool with a view. The Fitness center was your standard hotel offering – treadmills, weights, and enough mirrors to make you question your life choices. There was a Gym/fitness area and a Foot bath. The Massage was supposedly an option, but the spa was so busy they did not give me information.
Cleanliness and Safety: COVID-Era Angst
Honestly, this is where the Grand Imperial kinda redeemed itself. They were clearly trying. Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and little signs plastered about reminding you to keep your social distance. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, and the staff seemed genuinely concerned. Rooms sanitized between stays was also a relief. They even offered Room sanitization opt-out available, which I appreciated.
However, I did spot a few hiccups. Like, the lady at the front desk, bless her heart, kept her mask under her nose. Not the best look, especially when handing out room keys. They had Staff trained in safety protocol, but there was a clear lack of enforcement in some areas. Still, better to take measures than not. Maybe they just need to be stricter.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Gastronomic Rollercoaster
Okay, this is where things got particularly messy. Let's start with the positives. The Breakfast in room was a lifesaver when I was feeling particularly "anti-social." The Western breakfast was decent (bacon! Eggs!), though nothing to write home about. There was a Breakfast [buffet], but I am still unsure to visit. I did, however, give their Asian cuisine in restaurant a shot. It was good, but I had better. There was a Coffee/tea in restaurant which was average.
The Room service [24-hour] was a mixed bag. One night, I ordered a burger that arrived cold and soggy. Another night, I devoured a pizza at 3 AM, and it was divine. The Poolside bar was…well, I'll save the details, but let's just say I saw some things, man.
Dining in restaurants: A la carte in restaurant, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant, coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant. This is a lot to talk about.
Services and Conveniences: The Mundane & The Useful
The Grand Imperial offered the usual suspects: Air conditioning in public area, Concierge, Daily housekeeping (which, thank goodness!), Elevator, Laundry service, Luggage storage. Nothing really stood out. It was all pretty standard stuff. They had a Convenience store, which was overpriced but necessary for that midnight chocolate craving.
They also have Facilities for disabled guests, which I said before was something I thought was great.
For the Kids: Are We There Yet?
I didn't have any kids with me, but I did pass by the Kids facilities. The Babysitting service was available. Overall, looked like there was a place to go.
Getting Around: Navigating the Gridlock
Car park [free of charge]! Yes! A small victory! Airport transfer was available, which was a relief.
Available in all rooms: Living the Life
I'll get through the essentials: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Desk, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Mini bar, Non-smoking, Private bathroom, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens.
The Rooms: A Tale of Two Views
My room was… well, it was a room. Air conditioning worked (thank the heavens!), and the bed was comfortable enough. The Blackout curtains were lifesavers after a late night at the Bar. The Free bottled water was a nice touch.
The Window that opens was a HUGE plus, and the view wasn't terrible, even though it was just of another building. Also, a Additional toilet was a massive bonus.
Check-in/out [express]: Not the most exciting.
Safety/security feature, Smoke alarms, CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Front desk [24-hour], Security [24-hour]: The security was there.
The Verdict: A Solid "Meh"
Would I stay at the Grand Imperial again? Maybe. It depends on my mood. It's not a terrible hotel. The Wi-Fi is great, the staff is trying, and the location is decent. But it's not exactly a place that will set your soul on fire. I could've used a good body wrap. It's more like a practical choice than a destination. But hey, at least I have a funny story (and a slightly sticky memory) to tell. And that, my friends, is sometimes worth the price of admission.
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups. This isn't your sanitized, bullet-pointed brochure. This is me, tripping through Hickory, North Carolina, and you're coming along for the bumpy ride. And by the way, I may have had a little too much coffee.
Courtyard Hickory: A Love/Hate Affair (and the Pre-Travel Meltdown)
First things first: The Courtyard Hickory. It's not the Ritz. It's not the Bates Motel either. It's…a Courtyard. You know the drill. Clean-ish, functional, the breakfast spread is a pale shadow of the continental dreams I harbor.
Pre-Trip Chaos: My Brain is a Waffle Iron
So, before we even get to Hickory, let's rewind a bit. Packing? Forget about it. I'm pretty sure I threw a pair of socks in my bag and called it a day. And the stress. My brain's been churning like a washing machine full of regrets. Did I remember to lock the cat in the safe? (Just kidding… mostly). The flight was delayed, naturally. Airline food induced a brief existential crisis. I spent 20 minutes staring at the gate agent like she held the secrets of the universe. Spoiler alert: she didn’t.
Day 1: The Arrival and the Questionable Pizza
3:00 PM (ish): Finally arrive at the Courtyard. Checked in. Room is… well, it is a room. View: Parking lot. My emotional state? Apathetic, fueled by airplane peanuts and the faint scent of cleaning solution.
3:30 PM: Unpacked (sort of). Threw my bag on the bed, mentally cataloging the "emergency snacks" I brought (aka, a bag of gummy bears the size of my head).
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Walked around the hotel. Found the gym. Looked at the equipment. Thought about working out. Decided against it. Read a trashy novel instead. Zero regrets.
6:00 PM: Ordered pizza from a place called "Pizza Palace" (judge me later). Let's just say, it wasn't a palace. It definitely didn't feel like a palace. The pepperoni looked like tiny sad faces. The crust tasted suspiciously like cardboard. Lesson learned: Always Google pizza reviews. I’m currently battling indigestion.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Watched a terrible rom-com on TV. Judging myself in the mirror while eating the gummy bears. Existential thoughts returned.
Day 2: Going to Lincolnton (and the Great Bookstore Debacle)
9:00 AM: Breakfast at the Courtyard: The scrambled eggs are rubbery. The coffee tastes like burnt motor oil. I ate a waffle, hoping for a miracle, but it was a sad, lonely waffle.
10:00 AM: Hit the road for Lincolnton! My original plan was to hit up the local bookstore. It's a small shop that sells used books. My favorite kind of shop, they make me feel like I'm hunting a treasure.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: I get lost… repeatedly. Driving around like a lost puppy. Finally found it, and it was…closed. Closed on a weekday afternoon! The crushing weight of disappointment. I mean, come on!
12:30 PM: Had a burger at a diner called "The Pig Out." It really was the best burger I had in a long time. The best part was the waitress. She was sassy, hilarious, and told me about all the local gossip. This is what travel is about, right? Unexpected connections.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Decided to hit up a local park. Walked along a trail. The scenery was nice. The sun felt amazing on my face. It's starting to grow on me, this Hickory thing.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Back at the hotel, napping. I'm convinced I'm powered by caffeine and naps.
7:00 PM: Pizza, round 2… this time, I looked up reviews. Actually good! A little redemption for the pizza debacle.
Day 3: Final Thoughts (and the Existential Crisis Continues)
9:00 AM: Pack. I’m a pro at messily packing by now. Left my socks at the hotel, and I don’t care.
10:00 AM: Last Courtyard breakfast. The eggs still suck. The coffee is still black tar.
10:30 AM - 12:00 PM: Visit local Museum. It was about the history of the area. Was kinda sleepy, but it was still interesting.
1:00 PM: Check out of the hotel. A brief moment of relief – freedom! But also, a tiny pang of sadness. Maybe I've grown a little fond of the Courtyard…or maybe I'm just delirious from lack of sleep.
2:00 PM: Back on the road.
Final Ramblings:
So, Hickory. It wasn't perfect. There were pizza disappointments, bookstore setbacks, and existential crises. But it was real. It was messy. It was… human.
It's not about perfectly curated Instagram shots. It's about the unexpected detours, the terrible pizza, and the slightly rubbery scrambled eggs. It's about the moments of connection with a sassy waitress and the feeling of sunshine on your face.
Would I come back to Hickory? Maybe. Probably. Definitely not just for the pizza. I like the quirkiness of it, the way it throws you curveballs. Maybe that’s the real magic of travel – a little bit of chaos, a whole lot of unexpected, and a constant reminder that you’re just figuring it out as you go along.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need a nap. And maybe another bag of gummy bears.
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