Toronto Don Valley Escape: Luxury Suites & Unforgettable Views!
Toronto Don Valley Escape: Luxe Suites & Unforgettable Views (Or Did My View Suffer?) - A Messy, Honest Review
Right, so, here’s the deal. I just got back from Toronto Don Valley Escape. Luxury Suites & Unforgettable Views, they call it. And let me tell you, the "unforgettable" part is definitely sticking with me. Mostly because I feel like I’m still figuring out what I actually felt. It’s a rollercoaster, folks. Buckle up.
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(And now, for the messy, rambling, human part!)
First Impressions & Accessibility – The Ramp to Reality
Okay, so the website is gorgeous. Pictures that practically promise you’ll be lounging in a cloud of champagne wishes. Now, I’m not exactly lounge-in-the-cloud material, but I do appreciate a good elevator. And thankfully, Toronto Don Valley Escape nails the accessibility front. Or, at least, it mostly does.
- Wheelchair Accessible? YES! (Finally, some good news!) Ramps everywhere, wide doorways, accessible rooms, and the elevators are practically calling your name. My friend Sarah, who uses a wheelchair, was thrilled. Felt good to see her cruising around with zero issues.
- Elevator: Crucial! It's a big hotel. No stair-climbing adventures required. Phew.
- Facilities for Disabled Guests: They’ve thought about it. Good job. They're paying attention, well done.
Now, for the slightly less rosy part. Getting to the hotel? The Don Valley Parkway… well, let's just say it lived up to the "Parkway" part. Felt like navigating a concrete river of impatient drivers. The car park [on-site] was a relief, and car park [free of charge] is an even bigger win! That's a BIG plus in Toronto. Valet parking is available too, which is a nice touch, especially after battling rush hour. But even with the accessible parking, I was still cursing the traffic while waiting for it to stop.
Rooms: The View… and the Lack Thereof (Or My Specific Trauma)
The suites are supposed to be the star here. And they are… pretty. Very… beige. The photos promised panoramic vistas. The reality? Well, let's just say my "unforgettable view" was predominantly of… another building. Seriously? I specifically requested a high-floor room. I even called beforehand! Instead, I got a slightly obstructed view of… a parking lot. And then, a building. My internal monologue was, "This is luxury? This is escapism?" I wanted to scream but I did not.
- Available in all rooms: This is where the list goes, but I'll tell you what matters, so, Air conditioning – crucial in a Toronto summer. Mini bar – always appreciated. Coffee/tea maker – thank goodness. Free bottled water – a nice touch, especially after the drive. Wi-Fi [free] – Yep, worked, but I need more than just free in my heart.
- Room decorations: Fine? Generic? Forgettable?
- Non-smoking rooms: Thank goodness. Cigarette smell? No, thank you.
- Extra long bed: Yes, tall person-friendly.
But let me paint a picture. I'm in my overpriced beige box, surrounded by… not the sweeping city skyline as promised. This is the real luxury: the absence of emotional attachment. The absence of any strong feeling at all except, a mild disappointment. And now, the real heartbreak, the most unforgivable sin in the book: Blackout curtains. YES! I was thrilled! Then… they were barely hanging on. One rip, a few loose threads. I was in a race with the sun.
Cleanliness and Safety: Sanitized Bliss (Mostly)
Okay, this is a big one, and I'm relieved to say, they seem to be trying. In a pandemic world, hygiene is not a bonus, it’s a REQUIREMENT.
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Good! Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: They seemed to be diligently wiping down everything.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: (I didn't opt out, because, let's face it, I'm a germaphobe in a luxury suite.)
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Hopefully!
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They seemed to know what they were doing, and their faces were behind masks. Thank goodness.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Good.
- First aid kit: Always good to have.
- Hot water linen and laundry washing: A must-have in these times.
- Cashless payment service: Convenient and sensible.
However… one coffee cup in the room. One. And the other was chipped. Little imperfections.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food for Thought (and Maybe a Little Disappointment)
Alright, the food. This is where things got… complicated. I was so excited for this.
- Restaurants: They have a few. The main one, supposed to be fine dining, but it felt a bit… generic. Asian cuisine in restaurant, Western cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant. It was all there. But the soul felt missing.
- Bar: The bar, though, was GREAT. Fantastic cocktails, friendly bartenders. Happy hour was a lifesaver! Poolside bar too, which was a nice touch.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet. Ah, yes, the buffet… This is where you get to learn some of my flaws. I love buffets. LOVE them. But, let’s be honest. I was not super impressed. It’s okay. Buffet in restaurant but this one was nothing to write home about. The food was fine, but nothing wowed. It just felt like a hotel buffet, you know? Run of the mill. Breakfast service, Western breakfast, Asian breakfast. It was all there, but not amazing.
- Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver, for late-night snack attacks and early morning caffeine cravings.
- Coffee shop: I did see one. Didn't go.
- Snack bar: I did not see.
- Alternative meal arrangement. (Thank god.)
- A la carte in restaurant. Yep.
- Desserts in restaurant. A little bit underwhelming.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Promise vs. Reality
This is where the "luxury" label is supposed to shine. And some of it did.
- Spa/sauna, Spa: The spa area was beautiful. The Pool with view was stunning. And, and, and… the Sauna, Steamroom were great. The Fitness center was well-equipped.
- Massage: Yes! I booked a massage. It was, genuinely, amazing. My tense shoulders finally went, whoosh. Felt like a new person. This was worth it. The body scrub and body wrap are available, but I did not have the time.
- Swimming pool [outdoor]: Beautiful, great view, but a little too chill for my taste. Also, the pool with a view was great.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things (and the… not-so-little things)
- Concierge: Helpful, but didn’t anticipate my problems.
- Daily housekeeping: Yes! Cleaned up the daily chaos of my life.
- Doorman: Very helpful.
- Laundry service: Yes, and I needed it!
- Internet access: The Wi-Fi was okay, but not super-fast.
- Air conditioning in public area, Air conditioning: crucial!
The Verdict: Worth the Hype? (Maybe… Probably Not.)
Toronto Don Valley Escape? It’s a good hotel, with some serious potential. The accessibility is fantastic. The spa is gorgeous. The staff seemed genuinely nice and helpful. But… the "unforgettable views" issue was a big letdown for me, and that’s a central part of the selling point.
Would I go back? Maybe. If they guaranteed me a room with a real view, I just might. But if you’re looking for a truly memorable luxury experience, with zero doubt, I’d suggest checking other options first. Until then, make sure to double-check that view
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this Toronto adventure at the Don Valley Hotel and Suites is gonna be less "polished travel brochure" and more "slightly frazzled, but ultimately delightful, personal diary." Consider this my honest, slightly chaotic, and hopefully hilarious take.
Day 1: Arrival and the Gentle Descent into Mild Panic
1:00 PM: Arrival & Hotel Check-in – Okay, first things first. I arrived at the dreaded Pearson International Airport, which, as always, felt like entering a vast, fluorescent-lit, conveyor belt to… somewhere? The flight was delayed, naturally. And the guy next to me kept snorting. Not pretty. But hey, I'm in Toronto! Finally. The hotel? The Don Valley Hotel and Suites seemed promising enough from the outside. I was hoping for a room with a view, but instead, I got a view of… another building. Oh well. Room was clean, though, which is 90% of the battle won, am I right? The check-in was smooth, thankfully, unlike the near-meltdown I had trying to find my luggage on the carousel. (It wasn’t where I thought it was. Surprise!)
2:30 PM: Settling In & Reconnaissance – After a quick unpacking (read: shoving everything randomly in drawers), I did a quick recon of the hotel. The pool looked tempting, but I'm not a "public swimsuit" kind of gal, so… maybe later. The restaurant… hmm. Looks a bit… beige. We'll see. I decided to wander around, feeling that familiar "new place" anticipation-slash-anxiety combo. Found the vending machine. Thank god for vending machines!
4:00 PM: The Eternal Search for Decent Coffee - Toronto, you're supposed to be a "cool" city. Why is it so hard to find a decent coffee? I swear, I walked five city blocks and the best I could find was Tim Horton's. (No shade, Canada, but it's a bit… pedestrian.) I got a double-double, anyway. And proceeded to spill half of it down myself. Ah, the elegance! I swear, it’s me against the world sometimes.
6:00 PM: Dinner Debacle (and a surprising delight) – Okay, the hotel restaurant was as beige as I feared. Service was… slow. The food was… edible. But the saving grace? The guy at the next table. He was probably in his late 70s, had a ridiculously thick Canadian accent, and kept regaling his wife with stories. So, so wonderful! I eavesdropped shamelessly. And learned about the best fishing spots north of Toronto. Priceless.
8:00 PM: The Don Valley Wander - I’d planned a relaxing evening, but decided it to go outside even to find a park. Now, the Don Valley is supposed to be beautiful, right? I imagined whispering willows, babbling brooks… it was a bit more… "highway adjacent" than I envisioned. Still, the air was fresh, and the city lights twinkling in the distance were a sight. I walked until my legs ached, pondering the mysteries of life, the universe, and why I packed so many damn shoes.
Day 2: Culture, Crises, and Culinary Adventures
9:00 AM: The Breakfast Bufffet - Ah yes, the breakfast buffet. a true test. The scrambled eggs looked a bit… rubbery. But the bacon! Oh, the bacon was a crispy, salty beacon of hope. I ate far too much.
10:00 AM: A Trip to the Art Gallery of Ontario (AGO) - I wanted my share of Culture! I hopped in a taxi and went straight to the AGO. It was… overwhelming! So much art, so little time. I got a little lost. Did I see a Picasso? Maybe. Or maybe I imagined it. I did spend about 15 minutes staring at one painting that looked like a giant, splattered, green… thing. The whole crowd gathered to look at it. It was amazing.
1:00 PM: Lunch at St. Lawrence Market - Food, Glorious Food! St. Lawrence Market was a sensory explosion! Cheese, meat, bread, and every imaginable ethnic delight. I bought some seriously amazing peameal bacon sandwiches (a Toronto staple!). I may have also bought a wheel of artisanal cheddar that's probably going to bankrupt me. Totally worth it.
3:00 PM: The Financial District and the Semi-Existential Crisis - I wandered around the Financial District after lunch, feeling utterly insignificant amidst all the glass and steel. I kept thinking: "Is this what my life supposed to be?" Is this what I want?? Then, I saw a busker playing a saxophone. He was terrible! But everyone was smiling and clapping. And I realized…life's too short to be serious, especially when you’re standing in front of a bank.
6:00 PM: Dinner in Little Italy – The smell of garlic and tomato sauce led me astray. Little Italy was lively! I crammed myself into a charming little trattoria where the waiter gave me the side-eye when I butchered the Italian. The pasta was amazing though. I almost licked the plate!
8:00 PM: The Hotel Pool - Okay, fine, I mustered the courage and went for a swim. It was… fine. No one stared. Success! The chlorine smell is now permanently etched in my nostrils, but hey, I conquered my fear of public swimsuits.
Day 3: Farewell (and a vow to return, eventually)
9:00 AM: Another Buffet Beatdown - I returned to the hotel buffet, solely for bacon. No shame.
10:00 AM: Last-Minute Souvenir Shopping (and a near-disaster) - I had to get gifts! I stumbled upon a small, quirky shop selling Canadian-themed trinkets. I may have also gotten myself some maple syrup. (Because cliché.) The shop owner was a lovely, chatty woman who regaled me with her life story. I almost missed my checkout because of her.
1:00 PM: Heading to the Airport - The airport… again. I should’ve packed better. The flight got delayed. But I had my maple syrup, a stomach full of bacon-induced bliss, and memories of a charming, slightly chaotic, and ultimately wonderful Toronto adventure.
Throughout: My Emotional Rating - I gave this trip a solid 7/10. The hotel was fine. Toronto? It was alive! I’d go back, eventually. I’d probably pack fewer shoes and attempt to learn the Canadian for "Excuse me." And maybe I'd take some swimming lessons first.
So, is this place actually luxurious? Like, *really* luxurious? Because I've been burned before…
Ooooh, the million-dollar question! Okay, let's be real. "Luxury" is in the eye of the beholder, right? They *say* luxury, and the pictures... well, those pictures are definitely *trying*. Look, the suites are nice. They've got that modern, minimalist vibe that everyone's obsessed with. Think clean lines, big windows… and a constant feeling that you’re about to accidentally knock over a ridiculously expensive piece of art. For what I had, it felt luxury. But I also saw some wear and tear. Small stuff, chipped paint here, a slightly wonky drawer there. It’s not the Ritz-Carlton. Don't get your hopes *too* high. But if you're looking for a nicer experience than a roadside motel? Yeah, you're probably in luck. Depends on how much you're paying. I had a *fantastic* view though, more on that later.
What about the views? They brag about those, right? Are they actually worth the hype?
Okay, here's where things get *interesting*. YES. The views? My friend, the views were *insane*. I mean, I’m talking jaw-dropping, "forgetting-to-breathe" kind of insane. I'm talking Don Valley Parkway sprawling beneath you, the city skyline twinkling in the distance... especially at sunset? Forget about productivity. I spent a solid hour just *staring*. I *was* supposed to be working, but… the view won. And honestly? No regrets. It’s the *best* part. You *pay* for that view, so take it in!
Is it family-friendly? I've got a gaggle of small humans.
Hmm. Okay, this is tricky. Depends on *your* definition of family-friendly. The suites are generally spacious, which is a plus. But think about it: expensive furniture, giant windows, and views that are probably better appreciated by adults. There's no kids' club, no playground, and the pool is...well, it's there. I didn't see anyone with kids making a splash, let's put it that way. I *personally* wouldn’t bring a gaggle of energetic toddlers. But if your kids are generally well-behaved and you're looking for a relatively quiet getaway, it’s *possible*. Just… prepare for constant supervision. And the inevitable "Don't touch that!" moments. Good luck with that, you brave soul.
What's the deal with the pool? Is it nice? I like a good swim.
The pool... ah, the pool. Okay, so the pictures make it look *amazing*. Sparkling water, sleek design, the whole shebang. In reality? It's a bit… understated. Clean, yes. But small. And honestly, I felt a bit awkward in there. It felt like a place you’d go to be *seen*, not necessarily to actually swim. I’m more of a splashing-around, cannonballing kind of person, and… yeah, that wasn’t really the vibe. Don’t count on it being the highlight. Just be prepared that it *might* be a tad disappointing.
How's the location? Is it easy to get around? I don't want to spend my whole trip stuck in traffic.
Okay, the location *is* a bit of a mixed bag. It's right off the Don Valley Parkway, which is great for getting *into* the city… and TERRIBLE for getting *out*. Toronto traffic, you know the drill. It's a beast. You're also not exactly walking distance from anything super exciting, so you’ll probably want a car or to use ride-sharing services. It's not bad, but it's not ideal. Plan your trips accordingly. And maybe bring a good podcast for the inevitable traffic jams.
Are there any restaurants or bars nearby? Or do I need to Uber everywhere for food?
Not a ton in immediate walking distance. Honestly, you're mostly surrounded by… highway. There's *something* nearby but don't expect Michelin-starred restaurants on your doorstep. Uber Eats is your friend, my friend. Or, if you're ambitious, drive a little. There are definitely better options to be found with a bit of a trek.
What about the staff? Are they helpful? Friendly? Or just… there?
Okay, the staff… were generally fine. Pleasant enough! Not particularly memorable, either way, but definitely not rude. They seemed competent, and they did their jobs. I didn't have any major issues, but I also didn't experience any over-the-top hospitality. They’re fine. Not bad, not amazing. Just… there.
Would you go back? Or is it a one-and-done kind of place?
Honestly? That view… that *damn* view… makes me *think* I'd go back. Just for that. But I’d have to really, *really* consider it. I'd need to mentally prepare myself for the minor imperfections, the slightly underwhelming pool, and the traffic. If I got a cracking deal? Maybe. Depends on my mood. I think I'd mostly go back for that view. The other stuff is… okay. It's not a *bad* place. Just… manage your expectations. And bring binoculars. Trust me.
Okay, so you mentioned a *fantastic* view earlier… spill the tea! What was it like? Tell me *everything*
Alright, alright, here’s the *real* juicy bit. The view. My suite was on the 20th floor, facing south. Okay, picture this: floor-to-ceiling windows. Seriously, like, all glass. The Don Valley Parkway stretched out below me like a river of headlights. And the city… wow. The CN Tower, the other skyscrapers… they were all just *there*, in the distance, sparkling. But the best part? The sunset. The sky exploded with color. Pinks, oranges, purples, all melting together. I grabbed a bottle of wine, sat on the little balcony – even though it was freaking freezing – and just drank it all in. I watched the sun sink below the horizon, painting the clouds in fire. It was… ethereal. It was *perfect*. I’m not usually one for overly sentimental stuff, but I swear I almost cried.Comfy Hotel Finder
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