Leon's HOTTEST Hotel: HS HOTSSON Luxury Awaits!

HS HOTSSON Hotel Leon Leon Mexico

Leon's HOTTEST Hotel: HS HOTSSON Luxury Awaits!

Hotel Review: A Rambling, Revealing Rollercoaster

Alright, buckle up, because this isn't your grandma's glossy hotel review. Forget pristine paragraphs and predictable praise. This is the real deal, warts and all, inspired by a recent, shall we say, experience. Let's just say it's a review that vomits up its opinions (in a hopefully entertaining way).

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Okay, let's dive in!

First off, I'm a sucker for a hotel with promise. And this one? Well, it promised. Starting with the website, which, I'll admit, was a slick, professional job. The pictures practically dripped with luxury. Now, I'm skeptical by nature, and let me tell you, my hunch was spot on, or at least, partly right.

Accessibility: Walking the Walk (and Maybe a Little Tripping)

Okay, serious time first. "Accessibility" is more than a buzzword, and it's something I really, really appreciate. They claim to be wheelchair accessible, which is fabulous, though the ramps leading into the main entrance were maybe a touch steep. I mean, if you're pushing Grandma in a wheelchair, she might have a heart attack before you even grab a bellhop. Also, the signage wasn't always super intuitive. You know, things like clearly marking accessible restrooms. It's the little things! (Needs improvement, people!)

On-site Accessible Restaurants… They really should be, but I saw a couple of tight spaces, and maneuverability, while available, might be tough.

On-Site Perks: Lounging, Losing Myself, (and Maybe Getting Lost)

• (On-site accessible restaurants/lounges): They had a few restaurants. I mean, a whole bunch of them. The main one looked elegant, if a bit… too formal for my usual grubby attire. The poolside bar? Now that was my jam.

Internet Access: The Lifeline (or the Headache?)

• Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms!: YES! Thank. The. Heavens. I was terrified to travel without instant access to Netflix.
• Internet: Yep. It existed.
• Internet [LAN]: I tried to get the LAN going on my laptop for some reason, because I'm clearly from the dark ages
• Internet services: They are trying to be modern. In the dark ages of LAN, I gave up on trying to make a hotspot
• Wi-Fi in public areas: Worked like a dream. Actually, better than a dream. This hotel has a good network.
• Additional notes: Actually had pretty good Internet speeds across the board!

Things to Do: From Bliss to… Meh?

• Ways to Relax: This is where the hotel really shines, or at least, promised to. The spa? Legendary.
• Body scrub: Did it. Loved it. Especially the afterglow.
• Body wrap: Also, yes! Wrapped, unpeeled, and feeling fabulous.
• Fitness center: Looked seriously intimidating. I ventured in, saw some very serious looking folk, and promptly retreated. (I'm more of a "walk to the bar" fitness type.)
• Foot bath: Delightful. I could live in a foot bath. The little things, right?
• Gym/fitness: See above. Pass.
• Massage: THE BEST. I mean, seriously, my masseuse had magic hands. Or maybe I was just incredibly stressed. Probably both.
• Pool with view: Stunning. Absolutely stunning. The infinity pool looking over the cityscape? Instagram gold.
• Sauna, Spa, Spa/sauna, Steamroom: Tried all the sweat-inducing options. Walked out feeling like a new person.
• Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor]: Yes! And yes again! They were lovely!

Cleanliness and Safety: Did I Survive?

• Anti-viral cleaning products… Allegedly. The surfaces looked clean, but you can't always trust what you see, can you?
• Breakfast in room: Yes, this was an option, which I appreciated for my "hide from the world and wallow in a duvet" days.
• Breakfast takeaway service: Also available, perfect for dashing out to a meeting after a rough night.
• Cashless payment service: Thank goodness! I hate fumbling with cash.
• Daily disinfection in common areas: Seemed to be happening, but you can never be too sure.
• Doctor/nurse on call: Reassuring, especially after overindulging at the poolside bar.
• First aid kit: Present. Thank god!!
• Hand sanitizer: Everywhere. Which is a must in these crazy times.
• Hot water linen and laundry washing: Crucial. Dirty laundry is the WORST.
• Hygiene certification: Not particularly obvious, but there were some signs (in several languages, which was nice)
• Individually-wrapped food options: Smart! Less chance of contamination.
• Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: Well, partially. It worked in some areas, not so much in others.
• Professional-grade sanitizing services: Probably. I'm not a sanitation expert, though.
• Room sanitization opt-out available: Good for the eco-conscious.
• Rooms sanitized between stays: They claimed so, and the room seemed clean.
• Safe dining setup: Mostly. A few crowded tables, though.
• Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Hopefully. I didn't get sick, so that's a good sign.
• Shared stationery removed: Good. No touching!
• Staff trained in safety protocol: Seemed up to date.
• Sterilizing equipment: Not directly visible, but I suspect they had it.

Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: An Emotional Rollercoaster

• A la carte in restaurant: Yes. Fancy!
• Alternative meal arrangement: Good for dietary restrictions.
• Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant: Available! The dim sum was surprisingly good.
• Bar: The bar was fantastic. I might have spent a few hours there.
• Bottle of water: Free! Essential!
• Breakfast [buffet]: Oh, the buffet! A glorious mountain of choices, and mostly delicious. Though the coffee… more on that later.
• Breakfast service: Efficient.
• Buffet in restaurant: See above.
• Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop: Coffee was seriously disappointing. Like, instant-coffee-from-a-gas-station bad. Such a letdown.
• Desserts in restaurant: Decadent and dangerous.
• Happy hour: YES!
• International cuisine in restaurant: Varied and generally well-executed.
• Poolside bar: Heaven! Cocktails, sun, and the general feeling of being utterly spoiled.
• Restaurants: A whole bunch. Some better than others.
• Room service [24-hour]: Crucial for late-night cravings.
• Salad in restaurant: Decent, but nothing to write home about.
• Snack bar: Convenient for quick bites.
• Soup in restaurant: Hearty and warming.
• Vegetarian restaurant: Yes! Excellent options.
• Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: Yummy!

Services and Conveniences: The Little Things

• Air conditioning in public area: Crucial.
• Audio-visual equipment for special events: They seem well-equipped for that stuff.
• Business facilities: They had that too.
• Cash withdrawal: Convenient.
• Concierge: Helpful, but sometimes a little… condescending.
• Contactless check-in/out: Efficient.
• Convenience store: For last-minute essentials.
• Currency exchange: Useful.
• Daily housekeeping: Efficient and unobtrusive.
• Doorman: Nice touch. Helped with my luggage.
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HS HOTSSON Hotel Leon Leon Mexico

Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this isn't your perfectly curated travel blog. This is the unfiltered, chaotic, and utterly glorious truth of my recent trip to the HS HOTSSON Hotel in León, Mexico. Grab a cerveza (you'll need it) and let's dive in:

DAY 1: León, We Have a Problem (But in the Best Way Possible)

• Morning (or What Passed for It): Okay, flight went… well, it got me here. Let's just say my suitcase and I had a disagreement at baggage claim. Spoiler alert: the suitcase lost. Arrived at the HS HOTSSON around noon, bleary-eyed and praying for a decent coffee. The hotel staff was (thankfully) lovely, and the lobby was… nice. Very… beige. Slightly worried it was going to look like a government office. But the promise of a margarita kept me going.

  • Anecdote: The first thing I saw as i walked out of the airport was a giant, probably six-foot-tall, Statue of a lion in my honor, or so I fantasized, the city is called Leon, after all! Maybe it was a sign? (It wasn't. It turned out to just be a regular city fixture. Still cool though!)

• Afternoon: Hotel Chaos & Margarita Bliss: Settling into the room. The view? Okay, it wasn't exactly the Eiffel Tower, but hey, a clean bed is a clean bed. Then, the moment of truth: the margarita. OH. MY. GOD. Forget the view, forget the suitcase drama – this was liquid sunshine. Seriously, best margarita I've had in… well, ever? Let me just say, a few more of those and I was speaking fluent Spanish… or at least, trying to.

  • Messy Thought: Why don't more hotels have this level of margarita innovation? The world needs to know.

• Evening: Wandering & Wondering if I'm Lost (Probably): Stumbled out of the hotel, fueled by margaritas and a sudden urge to explore. Leon is beautiful, and the streets are amazing. I spent a solid hour wandering around, utterly lost, but blissfully so. Found a little taco stand, and devoured tacos al pastor like my life depended on it. Then, the realization that my Spanish consisted mainly of "¡Más tequila, por favor!" led me back to the hotel.

  • Quirky Observation: The street dogs of Mexico are the most chill dogs I've ever seen. They just… exist, perfectly content. I wish I had that level of zen.

DAY 2: Of Leather, Cathedrals, and Culinary Catastrophes

• Morning: Leather Market & Bargaining Blues: León is famous for its leather goods. So, naturally, I dove headfirst into the leather market. Rows and rows of shoes, bags, belts… It was sensory overload! Tried to bargain, and failed miserably. My haggling skills are… lacking. Ended up with a beautiful, but probably overpriced, leather jacket anyway. No regrets!
• Afternoon: Cathedral Glory & My Stomach's Revolt: The Basilica Metropolitana de León is stunning. Seriously, the architecture is breathtaking. Spent a good while just gawking, taking it all in. Then, disaster. I found a quaint little restaurant and ordered something that looked mysterious and delicious. Let's just say my stomach wasn't impressed.
  • Strong Emotional Reaction: Dear God, the pain! I swear, I thought it was the end. I literally ran to the bathroom and, well, let's just say there was a lot of porcelain hugging that afternoon.
• Evening: Regrouping & Taco Redemption: After a (very) long recovery, I decided I needed to find some safe and familiar food. Back to the tacos! Comfort food at its finest. Sat on the patio, watching the world go by, and feeling grateful for indoor plumbing.
  • Opinionated Rant: Seriously, never underestimate the power of a good taco after a culinary disaster. It's the ultimate reset button.

DAY 3: Swimming Pools, Shopping, and Soul Searching

• Morning: Poolside Procrastination (and Mild Sunburn): The hotel has a lovely pool. Spent the morning basking in the sun, pretending to read, and generally avoiding doing anything productive. Accidentally got a little too much sun.
• Afternoon: Shopping Spree & Questionable Decisions: Decided I needed more souvenirs. Made some questionable purchases. Mostly stuff I don't need, but hey, memories, right?
  • Stream-of-Consciousness: Should have bought more leather, should have learned more spanish, maybe I should have taken a siesta, the sun feels hot, I wonder if I still have sunscreen on my skin? Where are my keys?!
• Evening: Dinner, Drinks, and Goodbye (For Now): One last amazing dinner at the hotel restaurant. Reluctantly packed my bags, feeling a little sad to leave.
  • Emotional Reaction: Leaving is hard after being comfortable and having fun. I'm so glad I came to Leon, I just wish I stayed a little longer to relax in the pool.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

The HS HOTSSON Hotel in León was a fantastic base for my adventures. It was clean, comfortable, and the staff was incredibly friendly. The margaritas were heavenly. The food… well, let's just say I learned a valuable lesson about choosing wisely. Mexico is a vibrant, chaotic, and utterly captivating place. My trip was filled with laughter, a little bit of nausea, and a whole lot of unforgettable moments. Would I go back? Absolutely. And next time, I'm definitely ordering two margaritas.

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