
Leesons Residences: Malate's Most Luxurious Secret (Manila Condo Paradise!)
Leesons Residences: Malate's "Luxurious" Secret… More Like a Well-Kept (and Slightly Flawed) Secret, Honestly. (Manila Condo Paradise? Let's See…)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on Leesons Residences in Malate. They tout themselves as "luxurious," a "Manila condo paradise"… and, well, they're trying. Let's just say my stay was a rollercoaster – sometimes soaring, sometimes plummeting, and always, always interesting.
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- Title: Leesons Residences Review: Malate Luxury? Honest Thoughts on the Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Bizarre.
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Accessibility: A Bit of a Mixed Bag (and I'm Kind of a Klutz Myself):
Okay, first off, the accessibility. This is where things felt a little… incomplete. The website talked the talk, but the walk… well, let's just say it could use some work. The elevator was functional, which is a huge plus, considering my history with stairs (don’t ask!). But maneuvering a wheelchair might be… challenging, especially in some of the common areas. The ramps weren't always the smoothest, the doorways felt a bit narrow in places, and, honestly, I didn’t see a ton of signage specifically catered to those with mobility issues, maybe I was just too busy looking a the pool view to notice. Rating: 3.5/5 (Room for Improvement, Seriously!).
The Internet: Bless Its Little (and Sometimes Spotty) Heart:
"Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" they boast. And while true, the quality of said Wi-Fi was… inconsistent. One minute I was streaming HD movies, the next I was staring at a spinning wheel of death. I had a major deadline looming, and at one point, I literally paced my room, practically begging the Wi-Fi gods for mercy. I even tried the Internet [LAN] option and it was a tiny bit better but really slow at times. Honestly, it felt like I was back in dial-up land. Rating: 2.5/5 (Pray for Speedy Downloads).
On-Site Grub & Booze: Dining, Drinking, and Snacking… With a Touch of "What Did I Order Again?":
The restaurants were a mixed bag, honestly. They advertised Asian cuisine in restaurant, but was it authentically Asian? Debatable. The bar had a decent happy hour, which is always a win in my book. I found myself hitting up the Coffee/tea in restaurant nearly everyday. The Poolside bar was fantastic, however, on a very hot day, with cocktails and everything right there! One evening, I ended up ordering room service [24-hour], and the food was fine… but the delivery guy seemed… confused? He kept asking me questions about my order. Rating: 3/5 (Food's Okay, Service Still a bit Clumsy).
The Spa: My Saving Grace, Mostly (and a Few Minor Quibbles):
Okay, now we're talking. The Spa was a lifesaver after those Wi-Fi-induced meltdowns. The Massages were heavenly. I practically melted into the table! I indulged in a Body scrub that left my skin feeling like silk and a Body wrap that made me feel like a pampered goddess. The Sauna and Steamroom were pure bliss. Seriously, this is where Leesons really shines. My only minor gripe? They could maybe turn down the music a notch. I'm trying to zen out, not headbang to elevator music! Rating: 4.5/5 (Spa Nirvana, Almost).
Fitness Center: Attempting to Pretend I'm Not a Couch Potato:
The Fitness center was… present. It had the necessary equipment, which is more than some places offer. I'm not exactly a gym rat, I was just able to use the machines and a treadmill to get a light workout, but I got the job done. Rating: 3/5 (Functional, but not exactly inspiring).
The Pool: View With a Bang!
The Swimming pool [outdoor] and the Pool with view are magnificent! I could spend all day there! Truly is a major plus of the residency! Rating: 5/5 (The best part!).
Cleanliness and Safety: Are We Safe Here?
They seriously make a strong effort here. I saw Daily disinfection in common areas. The staff seemed genuinely committed to keeping things clean, following COVID-19 Protocols, and offering Hand sanitizers everywhere. I really liked the Anti-viral cleaning products. They had Staff trained in safety protocol. And they also offered Room sanitization opt-out available. The Safe dining setup was great. This was definitely reassuring. This is a MAJOR plus, especially considering the current climate. Rating: 4.5/5 (Peace of Mind, Found!).
My Room (and the Little Things That Matter):
My Room was… let's say, unique. It was, thankfully, Non-smoking, although I swear I smelled a faint whiff of… something… at one point. The Bed was comfy, with a Blackout curtains, which I love. I appreciated the Air conditioning and the Free bottled water. I also loved the Coffee/tea maker! They also offered Bathrobes and Slippers! It was nice, but not perfect. There were some small things, I'm the kind of person who notices details. The window latch seemed a bit shaky. The Mirror was cracked slightly. I had a Coffee/tea maker and a Refrigerator, which was very nice. The Wi-Fi [free] was as discussed before, a bit of a nightmare. Rating: 3.5/5 (Comfortable, but with Room for Improvement).
Services and Conveniences: The Little Extras (and Some Missing Ones):
They offered the usual stuff: Daily housekeeping, Concierge, Luggage storage. I liked the Cash withdrawal option. The Elevator was a lifesaver. The Car park [free of charge] was also very important. But… I was surprised there wasn't a proper Food delivery service partnership. And the Gift/souvenir shop was… tiny. Seriously, it held only a few, very generic items. Rating: 3/5 (Standard, but Could Be More Polished).
For the Kids: Not Exactly a Kid's Paradise (But They're Trying):
They advertise Family/child friendly, but the amenities felt a little lacking. I didn't see a dedicated play area or much in the way of kid-specific activities. They had Babysitting service, which is a plus. Rating: 3/5 (Could Be More Child-Focused).
Getting Around: Location, Location, Location (and Taxis):
Airport transfer was available, which is always a plus. Taxi service was readily available, but I felt like I spent half my trip stuck in Manila traffic. The hotel's location is… central, if you like being in the thick of things. Personally, I loved being in the heart of the action, close to the tourist spots. Rating: 4/5 (Great Location, Terrible Traffic).
Final Verdict: Secret Worth Sharing? (With Caveats):
Leesons Residences is trying to be luxurious. And in some ways, they succeed. The spa is amazing, they make a genuine effort with cleanliness and safety, and the location is fantastic. But the spotty Wi-Fi, the inconsistent service, and the minor imperfections prevent it from reaching true "paradise" status.
Would I recommend it? Yes, with caveats. If you're looking for a centrally located, generally comfortable hotel with a killer spa, and you don't mind a few hiccups, give it a shot. Just be prepared to potentially fend off rogue Wi-Fi signals and lower your expectations a tiny bit. It’s a work in progress, but it has potential. And hey, the pool view alone is worth the price of admission (almost).
Overall Rating: 3.5/5 (Solid, but with Room to Grow!)
Escape to Somerset: Your Dream Franklin Township Getaway at Residence Inn!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. We're talking about Leesons Residences in Malate, Manila, Philippine escapade, and it's gonna be… well, something. Prepare for a wild ride because I haven't showered and I'm fueled by instant coffee and questionable life choices.
Day 1: Arrival, Manila Madness, and Existential Dread (and Maybe Some Sisig)
- 8:00 AM (Roughly): Okay, let's be honest, I'm already late. Airport pick-up? Supposed to be. Did I triple check the ride? NOPE. Landed in Manila after a red-eye, felt like I aged a decade during the flight. Smelly airport.
- 9:30 AM (Give or take): Finally, after a desperate scramble for Wi-Fi and a sweaty negotiation with a very persistent taxi driver (whose English was better than mine, I swear), I made it to Leesons. "Oh, hello," I announced the reservation in the most confused way.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Unpacking, Assessment, and the Phantom Roach of Doom: Room's… decent. Tiny, sure, but hey, it's a place to crash. Right? Did a sweep of the room for any potential creepy crawlies. Found…nothing. Good.
- 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Lunch and the Sisig Saga: Okay, time for real food. I'd heard about sisig. Crispy pig ears, sizzle, chili… sounds like a heart attack on a plate. Count me in! Found a place nearby, it was gritty and perfect.
- 1:30 PM - 4:00 PM: The Malate Meander & the Lost Tourist: Okay, I wanted to stroll, soak it in like a seasoned traveler. Instead, turned into a sweaty, navigationally-challenged mess. Got lost in the narrow alleys, dodged traffic that seemed to have a mind of its own, and nearly tripped over a sleeping dog.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Naptime and the Epiphany of Humidity: The heat hit me like a ton of bricks. Back to the room for a desperately needed nap. Woke up feeling even more sticky. Realized, "Manila - it's not for the faint of heart."
- 6:00 PM- 7:00 PM: Dinner (and a philosophical crisis): Okay, back to the Sisig place, it was everything i was hoping for. Then, I started thinking. "What am I doing here? Does anyone really know who I am? Am I happy?" Good lord, the jet lag is hitting hard.
- 7:00 PM - Bedtime: Scrolled on my phone, watching Youtube and falling sleep.
Day 2: Culture Shock, Street Food, and the Karaoke Catastrophe & the Power of Singing
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast and the Battle for Caffeine: Grabbed coffee at the local shop. Needed my caffeine addiction.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Intramuros & Ramparts of Regret: I had grand plans to explore Intramuros, the historic walled city. Took a tricycle, got to the gates, and… felt overwhelmed. The heat, the crowds, the history… all hitting me at once. It was beautiful, though. The walls, the churches.
- 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Street Food Frenzy (and Stomach Doubt): Okay, time to get adventurous. Street food is where it's at, right? I ordered a 'dirty ice cream' and a questionable looking fried ball. Survived! Felt slightly ill.
- 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Karaoke Catastrophe: Okay, so I thought, "Hey, I'm in the Philippines! Time for karaoke!" Famous last words. Let's just say, my "singing" voice is more akin to a dying walrus. The locals, bless their hearts, were very polite.
- 5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Regret and Recovery: Back at Leesons, nursing my ego (and my throat). Googled "how to recover from karaoke humiliation."
- 7:00 PM - Bedtime: Went to a nice restaurant, had some local food, and listened to a band!
Day 3: Escape to the Bay and the Slow Embrace of Manila
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Breakfast with a View: Back at the local coffee shop, watching the life in the streets.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Manila Ocean Park: Wanted a break from the city. Found a decent aquarium, looked at fish, felt calm.
- 12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Lunch at a restaurant: Went for some local food again.
- 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: Last Moment and Final Feelings: Walked around some last moments in the streets.
- 4:00 PM: Goodbye Manila: Going home!
Final Thoughts:
Manila, you are a chaotic, beautiful, overwhelming, and wonderful mess. You've tested me, frustrated me, and given me some of the best darn sisig of my life. I'll be back – eventually. But for now? Sleep. And maybe a doctor for my singing voice.
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