Escape to Lake Michigan: Your Perfect Elkhart Getaway at Country Inn & Suites!
Escape to Lake Michigan, Or…Did I Actually Escape? (Country Inn & Suites, Elkhart Edition) - A Frankly Honest Review
Okay, buckle up, because this review is less polished brochure and more… well, me, after a weekend trying to escape the relentless churn of life at Country Inn & Suites in Elkhart, supposedly my "Perfect Elkhart Getaway." Spoiler alert: perfection is a myth, folks. But hey, did I mostly enjoy myself? Let's dive in, and I'll try not to spill too much coffee on the keyboard (or my feelings).
First Impressions – The Accessibility Shuffle & the "Welcome, Friend" Vibe:
Right off the bat, I gotta say, the accessibility looked promising. Wheelchair accessibility was a big win, with ramps and elevators readily available. Good start! This matters, big time, and it's always appreciated when a place tries to cater to everyone. The elevator was a lifesaver, and the air conditioning in public areas was a godsend because, Elkhart in the summer? Whew!
The Room: My Little Fortress of Solitude (and Mild Disappointment)
My room? Let's call it "functional." Remember, this place is the heart of the "Escape". The internet access – wireless, and free was a huge plus. I had an extra long bed which was glorious. The blackout curtains were a lifesaver for sleeping in, although, I did find the coffee/tea maker only worked half the time. The refrigerator, though, kept my emergency diet coke, and my sanity, alive for the weekend. I was relieved that I had the window that opens so I could get some fresh air and make sure I was still alive.
However, even with the good, I ran into some minor glitches. The hair dryer, bless its plastic heart, felt like it was from the 80s. And, the bathrobes? They felt more like burlap sacks that had been through a washing machine of sandpaper than something luxurious, something worthy of an "escape." And the bathroom phone? I honestly don't even know why that's a thing anymore. Who even calls during a spa day?!
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitized, But is it Soul-Cleanse Certified?
Okay, this is where Country Inn & Suites really shines (and where my pandemic-addled brain breathed a sigh of relief). The anti-viral cleaning products seemed to be working overtime. Each room was obviously sanitized between stays. The staff seemed genuinely dedicated to keeping things clean. The hand sanitizer dispensers were everywhere, and the physical distancing of at least 1 meter was actually observed. I felt reasonably safe, which is a huge deal in the current climate. The daily disinfection in common areas and the professional-grade sanitizing services gave me some peace of mind. I did opt-out of the sanitation of the room because I liked my room left the way I had left it, and wanted the feeling of not being in a sterile environment.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Buffet of…Choices
Listen, I am a huge foodie (or, at the very least, a hungry person). The breakfast [buffet] offered a nice spread. Okay, the buffet in the restaurant was… well, a buffet. Standard continental fare: eggs, bacon, waffles… The Asian breakfast was underwhelming. The coffee shop was great for that caffeine kick. I did appreciate the bottle of water in the room. I went to the poolside bar for a drink and some people-watching. The restaurants offer a variety of cuisines (I did not try them.) There were Happy hour specials at the bar, which was a nice touch.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Pursuit of Bliss, or Just a Chase?
The swimming pool [outdoor] looked inviting, but I never dipped my toe in. I took a stroll through the courtyard terrace. A fitness center was available. Overall, a decent offering, but nothing that truly wowed.
Services & Conveniences: Beyond the Basics, or Just the Usual Grind?
The concierge seemed to be on-hand, though I didn't need to use many of their services. The daily housekeeping was prompt and efficient (though I did feel guilty about messing up the room each day!) The laundry service was convenient. Having a convenience store on site was handy for grabbing snacks. The luggage storage was hassle-free. There was an elevator.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly, or Family-Tolerant?
I did not bring any kids, so my experience doesn't cover this area but I observed a family-friendly hotel.
Getting Around: Car Life in the Heartland
The car park [free of charge] was a godsend. No parking hassles.
The Highs, the Lows, and the Honest-to-Goodness Feelings:
High: The cleanliness and safety measures. Seriously, this gave me peace of mind. The free Wi-Fi was a total lifesaver. The elevator! And that extra long bed was heaven.
Low: The slightly dated room vibe. The so-so food. The lack of something truly remarkable.
The Honest-to-Goodness Feelings:
Honestly, it was a decent, functional stay. Did I escape? Not really. But I did get a break. I was able to step outside of the routine, and in many ways, that was enough. It provides a solid base when visiting Elkhart, Indiana. It’s not a luxury palace, but it’s a comfortable and safe place to recharge. If that's what you're looking for, then book your stay at Country Inn & Suites and see if you can find your escape!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dissect a stay at the Country Inn & Suites by Radisson, Elkhart North, IN. This isn't your pristine, perfectly-planned itinerary. This is life, folks. Prepare for the glorious mess.
Day 1: Arrival and the Quest for the Perfect Pool Temp
- 1:00 PM: Land in Elkhart (okay, technically I probably drove, because, Indiana). First impressions? Well, it’s…Indiana. You know, fields, the occasional silo, the promise of deep-fried anything. My stomach is already rumbling with the anticipation of… well, something vaguely unhealthy.
- 2:00 PM: Check-in at the Country Inn. The lobby? Standard. The complimentary coffee station? My lifeline. I desperately needed caffeine after the long drive from… wherever I was coming from. The woman at the front desk had the kind of practiced smile that probably masked a deep, rich well of existential angst. I feel you, sister.
- 2:30 PM: Room check. Alright, alright, the room is…adequate. Two double beds, a TV that probably only gets local channels, and a suspiciously clean desk. My brain is already calculating how much space I need to spread all my crap. The bathroom looks…okay. I always judge a hotel bathroom on the water pressure. Let’s hope for a good one.
- 3:00 PM: The Pool Saga BEGINS!! This is the pivotal moment. (I ALWAYS check the pool) I swear, the pool is the true test of a hotel stay. I'm talking crucial. I waded in, cautiously. The water… felt… brisk. Freezing, even. My initial reaction? A shriek of pure, undiluted disappointment. I mean, what is a hotel pool for if not to soothe, to relax, to pretend you're on a tropical beach? This was not beach-like. This was more like an icy plunge. I spent the next 45 minutes doing my best to warm up, doing laps, and trying not to look like a complete idiot. It felt like an eternity.
- 4:00 PM: Decided to try and relax in the whirlpool. The jets were powerful, and the water was… slightly better. I guess. I found myself next to a family loudly discussing their dinner plans. Bless their hearts. I tried to zone out, but the conversation kept drifting into my personal space.
- 5:30 PM-ish: Dinner. Found a local diner. Ate a burger the size of my head. Overly friendly waitress, bless her heart. She told me her life story. It was… a lot. But the burger was worth it.
- 7:00 PM: Back to the hotel. TV, potato chips, and the eternal existential dread of channel surfing.
- 9:00 PM: Tried the pool again. The water was still frigid. I gave up.
Day 2: The Breakfast Buffet and a Revelation
- 7:00 AM: Wake up! (okay, maybe closer to 7:30). The free breakfast at these hotels is the only thing that saves me. The smell of the coffee wafts through the hallways, a siren song of sugary carbs and pre-packaged happiness.
- 7:30 AM -ish: Chaos at the Buffet. The scene? A flurry of overeager individuals battling for the last sausage and grabbing fistfuls of hard boiled eggs. The waffle machine was a bottleneck of hungry humans and the promise of the perfect golden waffle. I managed to snag a waffle, and it was… fine. The coffee, however, was STRONG. I felt my blood pumping.
- 8:30 AM: Decided to take another shot at a swim (why?). The pool was deserted. The water was. Still. Cold. But there was this weird calm about the desolate scene of the cold pool. I felt…content. This is when it hit me. I needed to accept things. The pool wasn't gonna be perfect. That's fine. It’s a microcosm of life, isn't it?
- 9:30 AM: Packed up.
- 10:00 AM: Check-out. Said goodbye to the woman at the front desk, who greeted my leaving with the same practiced smile. I understood her better this time.
- 10:30 AM: Left Indiana.
The Verdict:
Country Inn & Suites, Elkhart North? It was…an experience. Comfortable enough, clean enough, and with a breakfast buffet that, despite the chaos, filled my belly. The pool was a brutal reminder of the imperfections of life. But maybe that's the point. Maybe the imperfections are what make it interesting. Would I visit again? Maybe. I mean, where else am I going to find a pool that dares to slap you in the face with its chill? (And maybe I'd bring a wetsuit.)
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Let's switch gears a bit. What's something you're genuinely *good* at?
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