Metropolis's BEST Kept Secret: Motel 6 Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Metropolis Motel 6: My Deep Dive (You WONT Believe What I Found!)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea on…the Motel 6 in Metropolis. I know, I know, your expectations are probably lower than the price of a lukewarm soda at the convenience store, but TRUST ME. This wasn't just a pit stop; it was…an EXPERIENCE. And I'm not just talking about the complimentary coffee (more on that later…or maybe never, depending on how this goes).
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Let’s Get This Circus Started: Accessibility & First Impressions (Ugh, Remember Those?)
Okay, so I’m no fancy city slicker; I like my travel straightforward, and the accessibility thing is HUGE for me. And, honestly, the wheelchair access at the Metropolis Motel 6 was… surprisingly GOOD. Ramps were there, the pathways weren’t choked with rogue luggage carts, and the doors weren’t locked tighter than Fort Knox. Elevator? Yup. Facilities for disabled guests? Bingo! They actually seem to get it. Big thumbs up there.
Then, the first impression. You pull up, and… well, it’s a Motel 6, right? You expect the exterior corridor and the slightly…faded…paint. But, honestly? It was cleaner than some high-falutin' hotels I've seen. Look, I’m not saying it's a palace, but it wasn’t a disaster zone either.
The Room: Wi-Fi, and the Curse of the Carpet (Or, How I Became Best Friends with a Plug)
Okay, so every room boasts Free Wi-Fi. And yes, I could actually get to the internet! (Unlike certain other places cough…expensive boutique hotels…cough). But let's talk about those details:
- Internet access – wireless: Solid. Never dropped a signal.
- Internet access – LAN: (Didn’t even try, who uses that anymore?)
- Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!: Checked it out. Worked perfectly.
- Laptop workspace: More than adequate. I worked in bed (don't judge)
- Socket near the bed: Bless up.
- Additional toilet: Nah. But, I did find the bathtub to be surprisingly…clean. I won’t go so far as to say it was luxury, but it didn't scream "avoid contact."
However, and this is a big HOWEVER, that carpet? Oh, that carpet. It was…carpeting. It was there. It was… probably seen a time or two (or a thousand). I'm just saying, if you've got allergies, pack a mask. Seriously. I swear, I think I could feel the dust particles.
Cleanliness & Safety: Sanitized Kitchen and Tableware? (Did They REALLY?)
This is where it got interesting, because, in this age (2023, let's go!), cleanliness is KING. Everywhere you look, you're reading about someone's hotel experience. So, the Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays seemed legit. Look, I can't prove it, but, as someone who's spent way too much time in questionable hotel rooms, I felt like they were trying. I also appreciated the Hand sanitizer and Individually-wrapped food options (see below)
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Buffet? Oh, the Buffet.
Alright, let's talk about the Breakfast… or what passes for it. There's a Breakfast service, and it's a Buffet in restaurant (that's a loose term). The "restaurant" is the breakfast nook, and the buffet is…well, let's just say it wasn't exactly Michelin-star material. I think I saw some Asian breakfast offerings (like, instant noodles), a lonely Western breakfast, and the usual suspects: instant oatmeal, pre-wrapped muffins that looked like they were from the Cretaceous period, and suspiciously orange juice.
BUT! And this is where it gets weirdly endearing: Everything was individually wrapped. Which, in this day and age, is GREAT. I'm talking about the Breakfast takeaway service – which was literally just me grabbing a handful of plastic-wrapped items to eat in my room because, honestly, the breakfast area reminded me a little too much of a hospital cafeteria..
Let's be honest, though. This isn't a dining destination. It's about fuel, folks.
Services and Conveniences: The Doorman… and the Missing Ironing Service
The Motel 6 has the basics covered. Daily housekeeping was fine. Convenience store on-site? Well, it's more like a vending machine with some chips and candy, and the guy at the front desk [24-hour] certainly checked me in. They've got Cash withdrawal, Luggage storage, and a Concierge (which, I'm assuming, is just the front desk person).
Where was I surprised? They actually have a Elevator, which makes traveling much easier.
Now the bad: no Ironing service, or Laundry service.
For the Kids: Babysitting? Really??
Family/child friendly? Yes. They have no problem accommodating families. Kids meal? Not exactly. But the convenience store is overflowing with sugar-fueled options.
Things to Do… in Metropolis?!
I'll be frank: Metropolis ain't exactly known for its vibrant nightlife. But hey, it's a great launchpad for exploring the area.
Getting Around: Car Park [free of charge]!!!
Car park [on-site]—and free? Unheard of in these parts! I was overjoyed!
The Verdict: Beyond Expectations (Seriously!)
Look, the Metropolis Motel 6 isn't going to win any awards for luxury. But it's CLEANER than it has any right to be, has surprisingly good accessibility, and offers free Wi-Fi. The staff was friendly, and the price was right. Was it perfect? No! Are they offering some of the best prices? Yes!
Would I stay there again? For a budget-friendly, accessible, no-frills stay? Absolutely. It’s the kind of place where you can actually relax, knowing you're not going to be robbed blind for the privilege of having a minimally-sanitized room.
My final rating: 4 of 5 Superman emblems. Because, well…you know. It's Metropolis.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to embark on an adventure, a sprawling, slightly-off-kilter adventure, right smack-dab in the glorious, slightly-less-endearing-than-it-thinks-it-is, heart of Metropolis, Illinois. And the base of operations? None other than the illustrious Motel 6. God help us all.
The Official (Mostly) Unofficial Motel 6 Metropolis, IL Itinerary: A Journey of Triumph (and Maybe a Few Regrets)
Day 1: Arrival of The Mildly Disappointed
1:00 PM: Arrival at Motel 6. (Ugh.) Okay, let's be honest, the outside smells faintly of stale pool water and… something else. Something… institutional. But hey, at least it’s air-conditioned, right? I mean, after that eight-hour drive where I had to pee every hour on the hour? I'm willing to chalk up the initial impression to "travel fatigue".
1:15 PM: Check-In Circus. The desk clerk, bless her heart, looks like she's seen it all. And I suspect, based on the slight twitch in her left eye, she has. Gotta love the way she says "have a super day." I'm pretty sure this is just a canned line. No matter, I'll take any positivity I can get.
1:30 PM: Inspection of the Room. (The Great Reveal - or the Great Disappointment?) Okay, the room… It's… a room. Two queen beds that look suspiciously like they've been through a few wars. A TV from the Jurassic period (does that have a remote? We'll find out). I can see the stain on the carpet, but I'm choosing to not analyze its origins. I'm going to call this "rustic charm" and go on. But the smell - it's this weird mix of cleaning product and… old cigarette smoke? Lord, I hope I don't get the urge to smoke now. It's been years.
- Side Note: The bathroom. The shower curtain is clinging for dear life, probably because it’s seen things. But the water pressure is decent, and the towels are… well, they are towels. Mission accomplished, Motel 6, mission accomplished.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Orientation to Downtown…ish Metropolis. Google Maps said "downtown," but it's more like "Main Street, but not in a charming way." There's a Superman statue. A huge Superman statue! Okay, I'll admit it, that's actually pretty cool.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: The Superman Super Museum. (This is where things get interesting) Okay, I'm not even a huge Superman fan, but… this place is amazing. Like, truly, genuinely amazing. It's like a shrine to all things Superman. The curator, a guy named Gene (I think), has a ridiculous enthusiasm that's infectious. I got the "we took him here when he was little" story, and it was adorable. He gave me the lowdown on that specific Superman suit and the history behind it. It wasn't just a museum, it was my childhood.
- Anecdote: Gene pointed out a particularly rare comic book and whispered, "That's worth more than my car." Dude, I get it. I'd sell my soul for a vintage Superman comic if I had the opportunity.
- Emotional Reaction: I started tearing up. I don't know why. Maybe it was the nostalgia, maybe it was the sheer nerdiness of it all, or maybe it was just the air conditioning. Either way, I felt like I'd stepped into a time machine.
5:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Dinner at a Local Diner (Trying to Find the "Authentic" Experience.) I tried to find a real "mom and pop" place, but ended up at a place with slightly overcooked burgers and a waitress who looked like she'd seen me try to get my wallet out of my pocket for the past five minutes. It was fine. I tipped well, because I'm a nice person.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Trying to Watch TV (The Struggle is Real). Remember that ancient TV? Yeah, the remote works, but the channel selection is… limited. I landed on Judge Judy. I have no idea how or why, but I was hooked. Again.
8:00 PM: Bedtime (Early, Because, Let's Face It, This Day Has Been Exhausting). I'm under a thin blanket that's probably seen more action than I have. I'm tired. I have a feeling I'm going to sleep like a log.
Day 2: Embracing the Weird
8:00 AM: Wake up (Surprisingly Well-Rested!). Turns out, Motel 6 sleep is pretty effective. Maybe it's the lack of distractions. Or maybe it's just the sheer bone-deep weariness after my Superman marathon.
8:30 AM: Breakfast! I walked up to the "complimentary" breakfast station. The options are: sugary, processed carbs, the same orange juice as yesterday, and coffee that tastes vaguely of… something. I choose the coffee. I need a shot of caffeine.
9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Superman Returns! (Back to The Holy Land). I'm back at the Superman Super Museum. I know. I'm obsessed. I just… I missed it somehow. I started chatting with Gene again. He remembered me! We spent an hour gabbing, talking about the history, the comics, his thoughts on the various Superman movies. Yeah, I'm fully embracing the weird.
- Quirky Observation: I asked Gene if anyone ever tried to steal anything. He just grinned and said, "We've got a kryptonite-proof security system."
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: I realized: I love this place. I love the earnestness, the passion, the pure, unadulterated joy of it all. This is what travel is all about, finding something unexpected and getting completely swept away.
11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Lunch at the Restaurant (Same place as yesterday.) The burgers were a little less overcooked today. Progress!
12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: Superman-themed Gifts. I went to the souvenir shop where I had a slight shopping spree, I'm pretty sure I now own every Superman t-shirt in a 50-mile radius.
2:00 PM - 3:00 PM: A Walk by the Ohio River. Decided to get some air and see if I could enjoy a short walk down by the Ohio River. It was pretty and a nice view.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Exploring the Town (Looking for the "Real" Metropolis). I tried, I really did. But mostly I just ended up driving around in circles. Small-town America is… well, it's small. I did find another statue. Superman again. I give up.
5:00 PM: Dinner at the Diner. (Yes, Again.) I'm a creature of habit. And convenience. I ordered the same burger. The waitress smiled. I think she knows I'm going to be a regular.
6:00 PM - 8:00 PM: Uninterrupted Judge Judy Binge (No Regrets!). I'm not even going to apologize.
8:00 PM: Sleep (Prepare for the Sad Leaving). I get a good night's sleep.
Day 3: The Farewell (And the Lingering Smell of… Something)
9:00 AM: Check Out (The Escape!). The desk clerk wasn't the same one as the day before which was a let-down.
9:10 AM: Final Look at the Statue. I was actually sad to leave. I didn't expect that during my trip.
9:30 AM: Final Look at The Super Museum! I gave a final wave to Superman one last time before I left the building. I'll be back.
Final Verdict: Motel 6? Eh, it's a Motel 6. But Metropolis? Metropolis is pure gold. And I will never stop recommending it.
So, there you have it. My wildly imperfect, strangely moving, and utterly unforgettable trip to Metropolis, Illinois. It wasn't what I expected, at all. But sometimes, the best adventures are the ones you never see coming, just like a mild-mannered reporter in a phone booth. Now, I’m off to go see a movie, and you should too. Enjoy your adventures!
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Metropolis's BEST Kept Secret: Motel 6 Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Okay, Seriously... What's the Buzz? Is Motel 6 in Metropolis REALLY a hidden gem?
What's the Vibe? Is it... Cozy? (Please tell me it's cozy.)
The Rooms: What's the Inside Scoop? The Beds? The Bathrooms? The… Smells???
- Beds: Surprisingly comfortable! I’m not kidding. Needed a good night's sleep? Slept like a log. The sheets are… well, they're sheets. Not scratchy. Not overly fragrant with industrial cleaner. A win!
- Bathrooms: Cleanish. The water pressure is… adequate. You won’t be blown away, but you won’t feel like you're showering in a rusty well. I always bring my own shower shoes though, just in case. You never know. Let's just leave it at that.
- Smells: Usually, there's a hint of… something. Sometimes it's cleaning solution. Sometimes it’s… a memory of a previous guest's choices. But generally… not overwhelmingly offensive. I always bring a can of air freshener, just in case.
The Staff: Are They Helpful? Friendly? Or… Existential?
The Location: Convenient or a Mission?
The "Amenities": Do They Even Have Any? (Besides, ya know, a bed and a toilet.)
Price: Is it Actually Worth the Cost? Spill the Beans!
The "Unbelievable" Moment I Promised in the Title: Spill the Tea!
I’d been staying in the hotel for weeks at that point due to business. I knew the place inside and out. All the oddities. The hum of the refrigerator, the quiet siren from the main road, all that. But the documentary showed something different. The old Motel 6, from its inception. It was built on a site that used to be a… a graveyard! Of sorts. An unmarked plot of land, for… well, for people forgotten. It's weird, I know. I felt a chill down my spine. I never really slept well there again after that, and the sound of the refrigerator became a ghostly cry with a weird echo. I can still see it in my head. I think about it every single time! Ever since, i couldn't stop looking at all those dark shadows in the corner, always hearing the voices. The Motel 6, the "BEST Kept Secret," indeed!
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